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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Coyote Bongwater wrote:
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Talix wrote:
>not knocking the wall for studs before punching
child


you mean

>not breaking the stud


noob

I did break the stud. Along with my knuckle.
you would have had that in the original post if you did

anyways, buy condoms, and keep one in your wallet at all times. change it once every month or two you dont have sex
DON'T KEEP IT IN YOUR WALLET WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT THAT SHIT BREAKS
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP
This is pretty much the best advice. If you're with a girl properly and she doesn't want a baby there really is no reason she shouldn't do this. I have barely used a condom in my life when I knew the person.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Use a sock.
Btw fucking with a condom feels like fucking a couch.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking a couch. Odd thing to confess to
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why, aren't women pieces of furniture?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why, do you sit on your mother like a sofa?
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why, do you sit on your mother like a sofa?
She sits on him Smile
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude wat
like all the girls i know are on the pill and they don't want condoms anywhere near them

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Why, do you sit on your mother like a sofa?

No but I use yours as a ping pong table.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talix wrote:
konr wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP
This is pretty much the best advice. If you're with a girl properly and she doesn't want a baby there really is no reason she shouldn't do this. I have barely used a condom in my life when I knew the person.

"yes connor i'm on the pill. let's fuck baby."

9 months later there's 3 droopy-eyed konr jr.s running around liverpool
That could make sense if I didn't know the people properly and they weren't DEFINITELY on the pill or had the implant. Also you're a faggot and I'm not from Liverpool.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

konr wrote:
Talix wrote:
konr wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP
This is pretty much the best advice. If you're with a girl properly and she doesn't want a baby there really is no reason she shouldn't do this. I have barely used a condom in my life when I knew the person.

"yes connor i'm on the pill. let's fuck baby."

9 months later there's 3 droopy-eyed konr jr.s running around liverpool
That could make sense if I didn't know the people properly and they weren't DEFINITELY on the pill or had the implant. Also you're a faggot and I'm not from Liverpool.
yeah talix hes from wales
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
konr wrote:
Talix wrote:
konr wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP
This is pretty much the best advice. If you're with a girl properly and she doesn't want a baby there really is no reason she shouldn't do this. I have barely used a condom in my life when I knew the person.

"yes connor i'm on the pill. let's fuck baby."

9 months later there's 3 droopy-eyed konr jr.s running around liverpool
That could make sense if I didn't know the people properly and they weren't DEFINITELY on the pill or had the implant. Also you're a faggot and I'm not from Liverpool.
yeah talix hes from wales

not nice to call his mom that
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

None of this ever happened.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

redslothx wrote:
None of this ever happened.
>an RSX post



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