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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:51 am Post subject: |
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| ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Coyote Bongwater wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Talix wrote: | >not knocking the wall for studs before punching
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you mean
>not breaking the stud
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I did break the stud. Along with my knuckle. | you would have had that in the original post if you did
anyways, buy condoms, and keep one in your wallet at all times. change it once every month or two you dont have sex | DON'T KEEP IT IN YOUR WALLET WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT THAT SHIT BREAKS
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Slugsnack Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 11:56 am Post subject: |
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| Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Slugsnack wrote: | | Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP | This is pretty much the best advice. If you're with a girl properly and she doesn't want a baby there really is no reason she shouldn't do this. I have barely used a condom in my life when I knew the person.
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Sui Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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Use a sock.
Btw fucking with a condom feels like fucking a couch.
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Slugsnack Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Fucking a couch. Odd thing to confess to
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Sui Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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Why, aren't women pieces of furniture?
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Slugsnack Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Why, do you sit on your mother like a sofa?
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Slugsnack wrote: | | Why, do you sit on your mother like a sofa? | She sits on him
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bfsdbsdfbdsfb Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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dude wat
like all the girls i know are on the pill and they don't want condoms anywhere near them
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Sui Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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| Slugsnack wrote: | | Why, do you sit on your mother like a sofa? |
No but I use yours as a ping pong table.
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Talix wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Slugsnack wrote: | | Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP | This is pretty much the best advice. If you're with a girl properly and she doesn't want a baby there really is no reason she shouldn't do this. I have barely used a condom in my life when I knew the person. |
"yes connor i'm on the pill. let's fuck baby."
9 months later there's 3 droopy-eyed konr jr.s running around liverpool | That could make sense if I didn't know the people properly and they weren't DEFINITELY on the pill or had the implant. Also you're a faggot and I'm not from Liverpool.
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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| konr wrote: | | Talix wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Slugsnack wrote: | | Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP | This is pretty much the best advice. If you're with a girl properly and she doesn't want a baby there really is no reason she shouldn't do this. I have barely used a condom in my life when I knew the person. |
"yes connor i'm on the pill. let's fuck baby."
9 months later there's 3 droopy-eyed konr jr.s running around liverpool | That could make sense if I didn't know the people properly and they weren't DEFINITELY on the pill or had the implant. Also you're a faggot and I'm not from Liverpool. | yeah talix hes from wales
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Kargarok Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Talix wrote: | | konr wrote: | | Slugsnack wrote: | | Also get her on the pill/coil ASAP | This is pretty much the best advice. If you're with a girl properly and she doesn't want a baby there really is no reason she shouldn't do this. I have barely used a condom in my life when I knew the person. |
"yes connor i'm on the pill. let's fuck baby."
9 months later there's 3 droopy-eyed konr jr.s running around liverpool | That could make sense if I didn't know the people properly and they weren't DEFINITELY on the pill or had the implant. Also you're a faggot and I'm not from Liverpool. | yeah talix hes from wales |
not nice to call his mom that
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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None of this ever happened.
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ControlAltDelete Friendly Giant
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| redslothx wrote: | | None of this ever happened. | >an RSX post
JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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