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Lego Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 5:59 pm Post subject: [Tutorial]How to pronounce 'O hai der' aloud. (newfags) |
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I'm making this tutorial so you can make yourself look like a hilarious comedian in front of your friends, or a complete idiot in front of others! (Most likely the second one.) Well, I don't want to keep you waiting!
First, you want to start with the 'O'. You kind of want to drag it like you haven't seen the person in a long time, like a sort of surprised reaction. Not too much emphasis if it is casual, but if you plan on being obnoxious, go wild! Transform your voice into a female country voice, like Hannah Montana sort of, and say it PROUD!
"Ooooooo"
Okay, here is one of the most important parts, the core of the sentence. The 'hai'. Now personally, I prefer to use just 'O hai' when I'm speaking aloud. Now, read carefully! You want to sort of drag the 'h' when you start the word, swiftly pronounce the 'a', and quickly shift into the 'i' in which you will drag for a while. Remember to keep in touch with a sort of female country voice. A less accurate diagram would be like this:
"hhhhhhaaiiiiiiiii"
Now, this is your conclusion. Most would say this is the most important part..Which is sort of true. It is extremely vital, and messing up on it could be disastrous to your reputation. It's the choice between you being thought of as a complete retard or the next Dane Cook. You want to pronounce 'der' like you would pronounce 'dare'. With a few slight modifications. DID YOU MISS THAT?!?!
Der = Dare
Rather than saying it exactly like 'dare' you want to drag the 'a' and 'r' a little, and sliding into the amazing finish.
'daaaaarrrrree'
CONGRATULATIONS! Now go impress your friends!
Yes, I created this tutorial out of sheer boredom. I don't give a shit if you rip it, because it is complete crap. Now go destroy the world!
(Remember, 'O hai' sounds sexier than 'O hai der!')
-Lego.
NOTE: THE BOLDED TEXT IS FOR THOSE TL;DR RETARDS.
"Ooooooo hhhhhhaaiiiiiiiii daaaaarrrrree"
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Aids Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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I say
"Oh hai dar"
Hai = hae (Haee
Oh = Ohhh
Dar = Darrr
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407 Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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| der hai oh
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Butters Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh-hai-oh.
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Lego Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Nevergreen wrote: | I say
"Oh hai dar"
Hai = hae (Haee
Oh = Ohhh
Dar = Darrr | Yes, but your method is too advanced for the fragile little newfags..Let them learn from a lower level and progress to a more advanced one.
TL;DR - You're level 5, this is level 1.
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Aids Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Level 5!?
What level are you?
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Lego Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Nevergreen wrote: | Level 5!?
What level are you? | God damnit you missed the entire point.
This tutorial is for newfags. The way you say it is too complicated.
Besides, if we were to be ranked in levels, I would be a higher level than you are. No offense.
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Aids Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 6:09 pm Post subject: |
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It didn't help me =[
And ofc you would be.
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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I'm Resurrecting shit!
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Alex. I post too much
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Ddddddddiiiiiiiccccckkk
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:30 am Post subject: |
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Penis.
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| sounds like a failed tarzan.
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To0k' Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:38 am Post subject: |
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| Lego wrote: | | I'm not the retard who spent half an hour creating a Random Spam tutorial to explain how to be '1337' and how to blend in with the Random spam 'Crowd' just so people will +rep me and so everyone will hopefully like me. | Do I need to say more?
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Lego Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:41 am Post subject: |
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| To0k wrote: | | Lego wrote: | | I'm not the retard who spent half an hour creating a Random Spam tutorial to explain how to be '1337' and how to blend in with the Random spam 'Crowd' just so people will +rep me and so everyone will hopefully like me. | Do I need to say more? |
I think that was from December 22nd 2007? I already said that was the first time I was trolled. AND YOU NOTICED IT! ^^ <3
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:42 am Post subject: |
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| O shit, I didn't know it got bumped ;-;
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