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Arachnophobia Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:28 am Post subject: ideas? |
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Me: What do you want to do on Monday
Her: Something Clever
What should i say
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Womanizer Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:34 am Post subject: |
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tell her to suck Hitler's dick.
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.:F|ip:. Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:34 am Post subject: |
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Depends, do you have money at your disposal?
@Womanizer - Trolol!
We could work something out if she feels that is a good choice.
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Arachnophobia Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:36 am Post subject: |
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I was thinking the same thing, lets fuck but lets go slow xD
and yea i do have some cash at my disposal
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InternetIsSeriousBusiness Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:09 am Post subject: |
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what is this I don't even
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Kavvman Master Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:30 am Post subject: |
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| Womanizer wrote: | | tell her to suck Kavvman's dick. |
yeah that would be very clever, sheswelcome
ps: i know readersahd
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hoes
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kosmas Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:51 am Post subject: |
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Invite her over, tell her you have a big surprise.
You're going to need to do some preparation; bring over a few laptops, maybe a second computer, and scatter them all around your room. Also have a big present in the middle of the room. Open up http://hackertyper.com/ on each one, and have some text already written on the main computer. Not too much. Have a phone nearby and have it set to ring a minute or two after you guys enter the room.
Now, when you walk inside, act shocked at the sight of one of the computers. Rush to it, and start clicking randomly and say things like "This can't be" and "Mother of God". Switch computers every few seconds while still acting shocked. When the phone rings, pretend you're talking to someone important, just say "Yes", and finish with "Yes, I understand."
Tell your girlfriend that this is a bad time, and that she has to leave. Apologize and close the door on her.
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the the the Master Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Kosma. wrote: | Invite her over, tell her you have a big surprise.
You're going to need to do some preparation; bring over a few laptops, maybe a second computer, and scatter them all around your room. Also have a big present in the middle of the room. Open up http://hackertyper.com/ on each one, and have some text already written on the main computer. Not too much. Have a phone nearby and have it set to ring a minute or two after you guys enter the room.
Now, when you walk inside, act shocked at the sight of one of the computers. Rush to it, and start clicking randomly and say things like "This can't be" and "Mother of God". Switch computers every few seconds while still acting shocked. When the phone rings, pretend you're talking to someone important, just say "Yes", and finish with "Yes, I understand."
Tell your girlfriend that this is a bad time, and that she has to leave. Apologize and close the door on her. | comedy gold
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