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Arachnophobia
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:28 am    Post subject: ideas? Reply with quote

Me: What do you want to do on Monday
Her: Something Clever
What should i say
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tell her to suck Hitler's dick.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Depends, do you have money at your disposal?

@Womanizer - Trolol!

We could work something out if she feels that is a good choice.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was thinking the same thing, lets fuck but lets go slow xD
and yea i do have some cash at my disposal
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

what is this I don't even
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Womanizer wrote:
tell her to suck Kavvman's dick.


yeah that would be very clever, sheswelcome


ps: i know readersahd

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hoes
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Invite her over, tell her you have a big surprise.

You're going to need to do some preparation; bring over a few laptops, maybe a second computer, and scatter them all around your room. Also have a big present in the middle of the room. Open up http://hackertyper.com/ on each one, and have some text already written on the main computer. Not too much. Have a phone nearby and have it set to ring a minute or two after you guys enter the room.

Now, when you walk inside, act shocked at the sight of one of the computers. Rush to it, and start clicking randomly and say things like "This can't be" and "Mother of God". Switch computers every few seconds while still acting shocked. When the phone rings, pretend you're talking to someone important, just say "Yes", and finish with "Yes, I understand."

Tell your girlfriend that this is a bad time, and that she has to leave. Apologize and close the door on her.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kosma. wrote:
Invite her over, tell her you have a big surprise.

You're going to need to do some preparation; bring over a few laptops, maybe a second computer, and scatter them all around your room. Also have a big present in the middle of the room. Open up http://hackertyper.com/ on each one, and have some text already written on the main computer. Not too much. Have a phone nearby and have it set to ring a minute or two after you guys enter the room.

Now, when you walk inside, act shocked at the sight of one of the computers. Rush to it, and start clicking randomly and say things like "This can't be" and "Mother of God". Switch computers every few seconds while still acting shocked. When the phone rings, pretend you're talking to someone important, just say "Yes", and finish with "Yes, I understand."

Tell your girlfriend that this is a bad time, and that she has to leave. Apologize and close the door on her.
comedy gold
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