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Uzeil Moderator
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:05 pm Post subject: Sad Announcement: My girlfriend has bigger balls than me. |
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So she's a math major(you already have a feel for their size), and is going to be taking a computer science course or two for her technology credits. She tells me she wants to learn a good amount of programming before the semester starts. Yesterday I asked her "So have any programming language in mind for me to start you off with?" And she says "I'm thinking C. I want something with much more POWER than what's going to be taught to me in school."
I teared up in joy just moments before I realized "fuck, I stayed away from C when I started because it looked like someone dicked their keyboard to determine how the syntax should look'
And now she's grabbing that dick(K&R's combined dick, no doubt) and squeezing it to death out of ambition.
(Note: Yes I started with assembler but I can honestly admit that at the time, I didn't even know the other languages existed. ...Who needs'm when you've got CE, OllyDbg, and MASM at your side... rite guise? rite? )
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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Agreed. I thought you went off to bed? sleep like 6 hours?
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Haxory' wrote: | | Agreed. I thought you went off to bed? sleep like 6 hours? |
TORENS?! KEREL!
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Haxory' wrote: | | Roy. wrote: | | Haxory' wrote: | | Agreed. I thought you went off to bed? sleep like 6 hours? |
TORENS?! KEREL! |
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Uzeil Moderator
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Haxory' wrote: | | Agreed. I thought you went off to bed? sleep like 6 hours? |
I was woken up to be informed that they forgot we paid our security deposit for our apartment, and that I'm going to have to find a fax machine.
The rage doth waken me up.
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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| TEACH ME HOW TO SAY THE GAME
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Haxory' Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Slugsnack Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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| I LIKE HOW YOU IMPLY YOU DON'T JUST KNOW DELPHI HERE. HUH. HUH.
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| Uzeil likes to type a lot.
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sneakerhead Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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This guy can type.
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Uzeil Moderator
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:49 pm Post subject: |
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OH SLUGSNACK, IT IS ON. ASM, C, C++, C#, DELPHI, PYTHON, somePHP, someHTML, and I could've sworn I knew more.
In the forum I was in before CEF ( a graphic design forum ) , I had the reputation in some subforums that I posted faster than the spammers, but all of my posts had much more text, and (usually) more meaning.
Oh yeah, I know a lot of Java.
Fucking Java.
EDIT: In fact, after thinking about it more, I know more Java than C++ or C. In order it would have to be Delphi -> ASM -> C# -> Python -> Java -> C -> C++ -> PHP -> HTML
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PHP and HTML are basically the same. BTW, nvm.
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Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Hiphopusa wrote: | | PHP and HTML are basically the same. BTW, nvm. | wat
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