Cheat Engine

Uzeil · Moderator Reputation: 6 Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 2411

So she's a math major(you already have a feel for their size), and is going to be taking a computer science course or two for her technology credits. She tells me she wants to learn a good amount of programming before the semester starts. Yesterday I asked her "So have any programming language in mind for me to start you off with?" And she says "I'm thinking C. I want something with much more POWER than what's going to be taught to me in school."

I teared up in joy just moments before I realized "fuck, I stayed away from C when I started because it looked like someone dicked their keyboard to determine how the syntax should look'

And now she's grabbing that dick(K&R's combined dick, no doubt) and squeezing it to death out of ambition.

(Note: Yes I started with assembler but I can honestly admit that at the time, I didn't even know the other languages existed. ...Who needs'm when you've got CE, OllyDbg, and MASM at your side... rite guise? rite? Neutral

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Haxory' · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:07 pm Post subject:

Agreed. I thought you went off to bed? sleep like 6 hours?

Vincent. · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:08 pm Post subject:

Haxory' · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:09 pm Post subject:

Vincent. · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:10 pm Post subject:

Uzeil · Moderator Reputation: 6 Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 2411

trebor · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:10 pm Post subject:

TEACH ME HOW TO SAY THE GAME

Haxory' · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:12 pm Post subject:

Slugsnack · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:06 pm Post subject:

I LIKE HOW YOU IMPLY YOU DON'T JUST KNOW DELPHI HERE. HUH. HUH.

potaters · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:08 pm Post subject:

Uzeil likes to type a lot.

AtheistCrusader · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:46 pm Post subject:

sneakerhead · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:43 pm Post subject:

This guy can type.

Uzeil · Moderator Reputation: 6 Joined: 21 Oct 2006 Posts: 2411

OH SLUGSNACK, IT IS ON. ASM, C, C++, C#, DELPHI, PYTHON, somePHP, someHTML, and I could've sworn I knew more.

In the forum I was in before CEF ( a graphic design forum ) , I had the reputation in some subforums that I posted faster than the spammers, but all of my posts had much more text, and (usually) more meaning.

Oh yeah, I know a lot of Java.

Fucking Java.

EDIT: In fact, after thinking about it more, I know more Java than C++ or C. In order it would have to be Delphi -> ASM -> C# -> Python -> Java -> C -> C++ -> PHP -> HTML

sneakerhead · Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:51 pm Post subject:

PHP and HTML are basically the same. BTW, nvm.

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