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AndrewMan
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:11 am    Post subject: Masturbation Horror Reply with quote

Well, I did a real dumb thing about 11 years ago. I had this flute-style glass flower vase, and it looked perfect for masturbation. The right width and length. So, I opened this old trunk I had and put it between the open lip and the lid. When I got on my knees it was the perfect height. Well, it was working great until I put too much pressure on the lid and it crushed the vase with my cock inside it. I put the pressure on it right when I was cumming, and it severely severed my dick. There was blood everywhere, and I had to have emergency surgery. The wounds were superficial and I had 30 stitches in my cock. It was extremely painful and I contemplated suicide many times, and almost did it once. I have lived with the terror and humiliation beyond all description.

I realize that others think it's funny, but I have very painful flashbacks and I've never been able to have another relationship or sleep with a woman since. I doubt I ever will. My cock has a barely visible scar on it, but it is there. Often I think back to it and I can barley overcome my shame. I can't even talk to a counselor, maybe the anonymous sharing of my story is the first step.

View more stories here, LOL. I think they are fake stories, no pictures or anything so don't worry, just random people submitting stories.
http://www.masturbationhorror.com/reader.shtml

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ewww. Youd go this far just for pleasure....
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This does not sit well in my stomach.
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Batman
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Retard for trying.
next time try it in a toaster.
works really well.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

tl;dr
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That hurts XD
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, look at the vacuum section, fucking made me sick.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny thing is, I have done the Vacuum thing xD
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Having discovered the pleasures of minty things like Altoids on my cock, I got to thinking about what the "other side" might be like.

So, I poured a couple of drops of Tabasco sauce on the head of my dick and started to wank. it was feeling good, so I poured several more drops on my dick AND my ball sack. it felt absolutely tremendous when I came, but unfortunately the Tabasco was just getting started. long story short, I had to spent over an hour in the shower trying in vain to douse the heat, which felt like a fire consuming every inch of my genitals for the duration. it was NOT worth it!


Stupid faggot.

Milk owns tabasco. Not water!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

more luls is not false failure
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