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AndrewMan Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:11 am Post subject: Masturbation Horror |
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Well, I did a real dumb thing about 11 years ago. I had this flute-style glass flower vase, and it looked perfect for masturbation. The right width and length. So, I opened this old trunk I had and put it between the open lip and the lid. When I got on my knees it was the perfect height. Well, it was working great until I put too much pressure on the lid and it crushed the vase with my cock inside it. I put the pressure on it right when I was cumming, and it severely severed my dick. There was blood everywhere, and I had to have emergency surgery. The wounds were superficial and I had 30 stitches in my cock. It was extremely painful and I contemplated suicide many times, and almost did it once. I have lived with the terror and humiliation beyond all description.
I realize that others think it's funny, but I have very painful flashbacks and I've never been able to have another relationship or sleep with a woman since. I doubt I ever will. My cock has a barely visible scar on it, but it is there. Often I think back to it and I can barley overcome my shame. I can't even talk to a counselor, maybe the anonymous sharing of my story is the first step.
View more stories here, LOL. I think they are fake stories, no pictures or anything so don't worry, just random people submitting stories.
http://www.masturbationhorror.com/reader.shtml
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ThePickle Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:21 am Post subject: |
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ewww. Youd go this far just for pleasure....
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MajicPowaz I post too much
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:26 am Post subject: |
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This does not sit well in my stomach.
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Batman Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:33 am Post subject: |
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Retard for trying.
next time try it in a toaster.
works really well.
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Will Smith Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:04 am Post subject: |
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| tl;dr
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Nick :3 I posted too much crap
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:38 am Post subject: |
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| That hurts XD
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mark_the_hacker Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:29 am Post subject: |
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| lol, look at the vacuum section, fucking made me sick.
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withee33 Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:49 am Post subject: |
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Funny thing is, I have done the Vacuum thing xD
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mark_the_hacker Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:54 am Post subject: |
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| lol
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Blank I post too much
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:10 am Post subject: |
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| Code: | Having discovered the pleasures of minty things like Altoids on my cock, I got to thinking about what the "other side" might be like.
So, I poured a couple of drops of Tabasco sauce on the head of my dick and started to wank. it was feeling good, so I poured several more drops on my dick AND my ball sack. it felt absolutely tremendous when I came, but unfortunately the Tabasco was just getting started. long story short, I had to spent over an hour in the shower trying in vain to douse the heat, which felt like a fire consuming every inch of my genitals for the duration. it was NOT worth it! |
Stupid faggot.
Milk owns tabasco. Not water!
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AndrewMan Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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more luls is not false failure
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