Cheat Engine

[Uligor]

Hello, I made this topic because I'm a genius and you all suck.
If you aren't part of any of the groups I posted, you're probably lying, else you still suck.


Let's start of with the beggars.
With beggars I don't mean those annoying legless people with a hat. I mean those annoying brainless people on the forums.
Anyway, no one cares about them, I just wrote this because they exists. If they'd all die it'd be cool. But since they have no future anyway, they won't bother you for very long.
The only ones that really annoy me are the ones that pretend to want to learn something or the ones that contact me over msn. Leave me the fuck alone you retards.
Beggars stink.


The vacnamers.
Oh god I hate these people. YOU ARE NOT COOL IF YOU NAME A VAC AFTER YOURSELF.
Just because you can read double byte values doesn't give you the right to name a vac, maybe it does, whatever.
The point is, the creators made it, not you, you just used a half-baked program to change the value, stop repwhoring so much (check the repwhore section).
If you are famous for an ingame exploit, you fail at life.


Now for the "I HAB REEL LYF" persons.
Many idiots claim "i leech becuz i haf social lyf unlyk u pro hax0rz".
To calculate your social life, I have developed this awesome formula (it's flawless):
Social life = ((amount_of_friends * hours_outside_comp) - (((maplestory_levels * maplestory_fame) + (cheat_engine_rep * cheat_engine_posts_per_day)) * hours_inside_comp));
Wow, guess what? You have a negative social life. You suck.
To prove this "sosiall lyf" theory even more wrong; you have to be at least semi-intelligent to develop hacks. And where do you gain intelligence? What do you morons skip so you can play with your petty e-girlfriends? That's right.


On to the "fake hax0rz".
There are several ways these creatures differentiate from the other insects:
- They bullshit; they always talk alot of shit, any person with knowledge will immediately detect this.
- They have sucky ways to pretend to be pro; they bring up shit like: "OLOL TEH BYET CODE OF LOCK JMP FAR 0050:0674FC01 IS F0 EA 01 FC 74 06 50 00" wow, what the hell does knowing that achieve? Exactly.
- Visual basic; most of these suckers know visual basic. visual basic is like writing down a paper: "WRITE BYTE 0x54 AT ADDRESS 0x00400000 IN PROCESS WITH WINDOW NAME "MAPLESTORY" ". Visual basic is for morons who can't learn a normal program language, it sucks and it doesn't require any skill.
- "I am learning C++"; Who cares?
Pretend and fake some more, maybe you will trick some idiots into thinking you have a life and a future.


On to the "leakers/rippers/rep whores/scammers/whatever".
These are the "I throw away all my chances for 10 seconds of fame" people. They only think about here and now, they are ignorant and annoying and they like to pretend to be famous and cool.
These people steal and hurt for seconds of fame and bits of money. These people have no dignity, and fail humanity.
There's nothing much to say about you bastards.
Did you ever think about your future? Oh right, there's nothing to think about, you don't have a future.


On to the "legits".
There are several "levels" of legits.
Some legits actually are cool and funny, most aren't.
There is always a certain group of legit people who fail the most at life (aka level 100+) and they think they are elite.
The girls of this group are the e-bitches, they think they are oh-so cool and they hang around with their "elite" e-boyfriends.
The fun part is when they meet in real life, I can only imagine:

"hey you're ugly."
"hey so are you."
*people puking at the sight of them making out*

Do humanity a favor, shoot these assholes.
Legits probably won't be insulted (unfortunatly) because they won't see this awesome topic, unless they come to "spot hackers" (an excuse for leeching hacks) and see this awesome topic. In that case:
Fuck you.


Now to the recent promotion: "OMG DRAMA".
Normally I'd be jealous when someone got a promotion, but now I'm not.
What are you supposed to moderate? Maplestory section.
What do you get to moderate? Shit section.
Maplestory has declined into a piece of shit:
Good topics? 0.1%
Offtopic? 29.3%
Reposting? 34.4%
Begging? 30.1%
Leaking/release? 6.1%
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GET TO MOD THE SHIT SECTION.
How is the future of this section looking? Excuse me? What future?
Anyway, for future references; if you want to become mod, this trick works:
Lick a mod's balls (or 2 mods, if you want to play it safe), then whine to them that you want to become a mod, they go to darkbyte, darkbyte promotes you.
God, I love this community.


This all doesn't apply to you if you have a ruben-coolness-ticket (which you get by paying me alot of money). But you don't.


F.A.Q.

Q: If you are so smart, why don't you have a solution for all this crap?
A: Nuke all forums/sites that allow posting/post hacks and let the problem solve itself.

Q: What do you mean with "maplestory_levels"
A: All your character levels combined (char1's level + char2's level + char3's level ... etc).

Q: Are you christian? You said god.
A: I was referring to myself.

Q: I want to change my social life and go to school and learn to program, where should I start?
A: http://www.dositey.com/addsub/addex1.htm

Q: You made a grammatical/spelling/whatever mistake.
A: 1. That's not a question. 2. I don't care.

Q: I don't understand sarcasm, what now?
A: Don't come to this thread.

Q: I don't care what you think.
A: Thanks for letting me know your worthless opinion, I'd like to direct you to the awesome combination of 2 buttons, ALT and F4. Fuck off.

Q: I feel insulted and I want your apologies.

Q: You rule.
A: That's a fact, not a question.

[Liquid369]

Zomg another >_>
Good job?

[SunBeam]

This is half-Maple oriented, so it's good for people to read and decide (make-up their minds what side they are on). On the other hand, it's mostly spam-driven. Therefore, moved to spam, left redirect.

[xCodex]

I named a vac after myself when I was an idiot. Now I name things based on what they really do.

And alot of us have lives.

[Dbilacho]

Uligor, you're right on all points except one. Don't delcare yourself a genius. Let others do that. It's like saying how awesome you are at a musical instrument or some such thing. LET OTHERS TELL YOU. -_-

[Uligor]

[xcelestialx]

[SunBeam]

Most won't even bother posting because they care about post count, and everyone knows how ur posts get decreased with 1 when u post in this section. Makes me sick...

[trogdor0071]

[Evilkid]

raiz pozt count plox

[Dbilacho]

Uligor, stop acting like such a conceited self-appointed all-mighty way-above-the-rest-of-us kind of person. And no, I can see for myself a circle is round. -_-"

[Lorrenzo]

[mage117688]

waste of time -__-

[Uligor]

Made a new Q/A that answers the new "questions".

[sponge]

I win too.