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 Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:36 pm Post subject: How to avoid being locked up in the hospital if you're sane |
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The official how to avoid being locked up in the hospital if you're sane guide
1) Don't tell the doctor shit, they're trained to look for symptoms in literally everything, I remember my medical records having the notes "Drinks a lot of water". In terms of body posture, you have to sit with your back straight, and make consistent eye contact, but not too much, because then that's a mental disorder. Be extremely sheep, agreeing to every single thing the doctor is saying, and pretend like the chemical imbalances are real and that you don't know that 56% of psychiatrists take funding from Big Pharma. If he wants to give you a diagnosis, just take it. Don't argue. Also, don't ever cite international human rights law, they loathe that shit.
2) Refer to point 1 above
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| Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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| how do i get an addy or some other amphetamine script
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| Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | how do i get an addy or some other amphetamine script |
always have a part of your body moving
shift your head to anything that moves
talk faster
pretend to get somewhat frustrated every now and then
look like an adhd'er
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HitIer
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| Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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| quiela wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | how do i get an addy or some other amphetamine script |
always have a part of your body moving
shift your head to anything that moves
talk faster
pretend to get somewhat frustrated every now and then
look like an adhd'er |
Careful about the raced speech, might get you a bipolar diagnosis
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clash of clans hacks
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:39 am Post subject: Re: How to avoid being locked up in the hospital if you're s |
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| BushDid911 wrote: | The official how to avoid being locked up in the hospital if you're sane guide
1) Don't tell the doctor shit, they're trained to look for symptoms in literally everything, I remember my medical records having the notes "Drinks a lot of water". In terms of body posture, you have to sit with your back straight, and make consistent eye contact, but not too much, because then that's a mental disorder. Be extremely sheep, agreeing to every single thing the doctor is saying, and pretend like the chemical imbalances are real and that you don't know that 56% of psychiatrists take funding from Big Pharma. If he wants to give you a diagnosis, just take it. Don't argue. Also, don't ever cite international human rights law, they loathe that shit.
2) Refer to point 1 above |
>Big Pharma
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Up2Admin
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 1:14 am Post subject: |
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yeah but what if you're not actually sane and you just think you are
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:20 am Post subject: |
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | take lots of adderall when seeing doctor to act hyper like youre normally like that and need adderll to calm you down.
to get xanax or other benzo take tons of xanax build tolerance put seld into withdrawals to appear like you have gnarly anxiety and need the benzos. |
But then you actually do need the benzos
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 6:50 am Post subject: |
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| Adnihil wrote: | | TheIndianGuy wrote: | take lots of adderall when seeing doctor to act hyper like youre normally like that and need adderll to calm you down.
to get xanax or other benzo take tons of xanax build tolerance put seld into withdrawals to appear like you have gnarly anxiety and need the benzos. |
But then you actually do need the benzos |
That's the best part, you don't even have to lie!
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HitIer
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Up2Admin wrote: | | yeah but what if you're not actually sane and you just think you are |
Then I don't need to be in the hospital, because I'm not suffering, and neither are the people around me.
The fact is, I'm the ideal target, with private health insurance and not Canadian health insurance, they will want to juice every bit of cash out of my policy. It's a common form of fraud.
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finnegan waking up
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2015 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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| i'm not crazy. if i were crazy, i wouldn't know it. and i know i'm crazy.
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| greatsage wrote: | | i'm not crazy. if i were crazy, i wouldn't know it. and i know i'm crazy. |
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 5:52 am Post subject: |
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| talix looks like a ball of pubes with a face
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | talix looks like a ball of pubes with a face |
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| Brolock wrote: | | talix looks like a ball of pubes with a face |
they grow up so fast
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 3:02 am Post subject: |
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| :^( wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | talix looks like a ball of pubes with a face |
they grow up so fast |
i haven't , i dont shave , i will be immortal twink
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