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Sui
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 Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:18 pm Post subject: drove home drunk |
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My shit got pushed in when i saw cops grillin 30 meters across the street.
Looked right started sweating like a jew in a concentration camp and my engine turned off, didn't gear shift. I was like fuck, hope they didn't notice. Soon as the car in front of me passed i hit the gas and got the fuck out. Parking was a nightmare i drove over the neighbors toddler because can't see shit and everything feels like fuck all, never again.
This was hard to write, fuck.
Why am I even writnig this.
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gogodr
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last time I drove with a couple of shots on me I had to lose a cop chasing me.
so.. yeah.
Dont drink and drive kids... |
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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| gogodr wrote: | last time I drove with a couple of shots on me I had to lose a cop chasing me.
so.. yeah.
Dont drink and drive kids... |
Man I wish you could lose cops here... |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| drunk driving is supposed to be fun guys |
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gogodr
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | | gogodr wrote: | last time I drove with a couple of shots on me I had to lose a cop chasing me.
so.. yeah.
Dont drink and drive kids... |
Man I wish you could lose cops here... |
Never said it was easy, but lucky for me my car outruns normal cops cars here and my driving skills are far superior.
You wont see a big chase for something little like drunk driving or speeding without a record. So, they just give up. They know they can't keep up. |
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SF
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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Ya'll pathetic driving while drunk, you stupid fucks are going to either do property damage, severely hurt yourself or someone else some day you retards.
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Fafaffy
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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| SF wrote: | | Ya'll pathetic driving while drunk, you stupid fucks are going to either do property damage, severely hurt yourself or someone else some day you retards. |
FALSE!
Whenever I see a teenager in a wreck while driving, it honestly makes my day knowing that it could have been me, but it wasn't. Being in wrecks is for suckers, and sir, I'll have you know I'm a blower. |
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gogodr
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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On my defense, I rarely get drunk and never drive on that state.
problem is that you can't drive with any alcohol in your body. 1 cocktail and if a cop pulls you over, then you get a fine. |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| SF wrote: | | Ya'll pathetic driving while drunk, you stupid fucks are going to either do property damage, severely hurt yourself or someone else some day you retards. |
Agreed. They should put all fuckheaded teens who decide to drive drunk, in a pit and exterminate them with fire. I hope OP dies or ends up a fucked up cripple the next time he tries driving drunk.
Driving drunk #YOLO. xD |
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Euphorical
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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| I did it once and got a traffic ticket but passed off being sober |
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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| gogodr wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | gogodr wrote: | last time I drove with a couple of shots on me I had to lose a cop chasing me.
so.. yeah.
Dont drink and drive kids... |
Man I wish you could lose cops here... |
Never said it was easy, but lucky for me my car outruns normal cops cars here and my driving skills are far superior.
You wont see a big chase for something little like drunk driving or speeding without a record. So, they just give up. They know they can't keep up. |
For some reason I imagine you drive a nissan cube with a mlp paintjob and a gigantic pony tail attached to the trunk.
But you probably drive a mustang. |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | | gogodr wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | gogodr wrote: | last time I drove with a couple of shots on me I had to lose a cop chasing me.
so.. yeah.
Dont drink and drive kids... |
Man I wish you could lose cops here... |
Never said it was easy, but lucky for me my car outruns normal cops cars here and my driving skills are far superior.
You wont see a big chase for something little like drunk driving or speeding without a record. So, they just give up. They know they can't keep up. |
For some reason I imagine you drive a nissan cube with a mlp paintjob and a gigantic pony tail attached to the trunk.
But you probably drive a mustang. |
it also has ears and a unihorn
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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| :^( wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | gogodr wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | gogodr wrote: | last time I drove with a couple of shots on me I had to lose a cop chasing me.
so.. yeah.
Dont drink and drive kids... |
Man I wish you could lose cops here... |
Never said it was easy, but lucky for me my car outruns normal cops cars here and my driving skills are far superior.
You wont see a big chase for something little like drunk driving or speeding without a record. So, they just give up. They know they can't keep up. |
For some reason I imagine you drive a nissan cube with a mlp paintjob and a gigantic pony tail attached to the trunk.
But you probably drive a mustang. |
it also has ears and a unihorn |
and special glass packs that make a clopping sound |
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gogodr
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | | gogodr wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | gogodr wrote: | last time I drove with a couple of shots on me I had to lose a cop chasing me.
so.. yeah.
Dont drink and drive kids... |
Man I wish you could lose cops here... |
Never said it was easy, but lucky for me my car outruns normal cops cars here and my driving skills are far superior.
You wont see a big chase for something little like drunk driving or speeding without a record. So, they just give up. They know they can't keep up. |
For some reason I imagine you drive a nissan cube with a mlp paintjob and a gigantic pony tail attached to the trunk.
But you probably drive a mustang. |
;-; don't remind me...
I was going to buy a Mustang or a Mistubishi eclipse spider
but my parents insisted that I needed a 0Km car... (I can't have an opinion there since it was a gift)
So.. I have a Suzuki Sx4 sport sedan. Its still a pretty good car, and haves a really balanced body. I learned to drift with my car and I love racing :3
I might add a pony decal to it at some time maybe, but now it is just a black paint with no decals |
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| Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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but have you learned to multi track drift
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