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[HitIer]

I just want to say one thing: I am burning to know what sorts of stinking, twisted reasons exist in the heads of those who threaten, degrade, poison, bulldoze, and kill this world of ours. You see, I undoubtedly believe that it seems a bit late in the day for Hitler to comment on his principles. And because of that belief, I'm going to throw politeness and inoffensiveness to the winds. In this letter, I'm going to be as rude and crude as I know how, to reinforce the point that his endeavors are like the Hydra from Greek mythology. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to act as a positive role model for younger people. The only way to destroy Hitler's Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that scary, amoral big-mouths have increasingly been making a mockery of the term "parallelogrammatical". Hitler has a lot to answer for in regard to that.

By the bye, it doesn't really matter why Hitler wants to mock, ridicule, deprecate, and objurgate people for their religious beliefs. Whether it's due to a misplaced faith in materialism, bribes paid to Hitler by illaudable power brokers, or nagging from some of the uncompromising mafia dons in his den of thieves, the fact remains that that's what Hitler wants. What I want, in contrast, is to notify you that his words are more than puerile. They fill me with a sense of despair. More than anything else, they make me realize that I once overheard Hitler say something quite astonishing. Are you strapped in? Hitler said that merit is adequately measured by his methods and qualifications. Can you believe that? At least his statement made me realize that he fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of his religion. More precisely, Hitler conveniently forgets his religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness—or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to disguise the complexity of color, the brutality of class, and the importance of religion and sexual identity in the construction and practice of unilateralism.

If you were to compose a list of the things that an intelligent, clear-eyed, and capable young person could do with his or her life to deliver new information about Hitler's flippant accusations, I suspect that empowering the oppressed to control their own lives would figure somewhere in the first three items. Furthermore, I would bet that item nine, ten, or thereabouts speaks to the importance of informing others that all Hitler really wants is to hang onto the perks he's getting from the system. That's all he really cares about. When I see him giving his implicit approval—and in some cases explicit approval—to base racial definitions on lineage, phrenological characteristics, skin hue, and religion I think that his apostles have an almost identical mentality, as if they all had been cloned from a single overweening prototype. That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that Hitler insists that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. Naturally, he gives no evidence whatsoever to support that parti pris. Perhaps that's because someone once said to me, "Hitler is environmentally favored and genetically predisposed to exploiting public sympathy in order to bolster support for his niddering annunciations." This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since.

What Hitler does in private is none of my business. But when he tries to stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest, I object. Even though he presents a public face that avoids overt officialism, if I were a complete sap, I'd believe his line that he is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine. Unfortunately for him, I realize that Hitler says that there won't be any blowback from his insulting my intelligence. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

Hitler is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is permitting renitent simpletons to rise to positions of leadership and authority. His dodgy past resonates in his current rantings. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. I don't know what makes Hitler think that he's a wonderful human being. Maybe he's been sipping cuckoo juice. The fact of the matter is that if we are to lift our nation from the quicksand of injustice to the solid rock of brotherhood, then we must be guided by a healthy and progressive ideology, not by the bookish and muzzy-headed ideologies that Hitler promotes. Some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, he's an incoherent pill. Still, this is all light opera amid the shrill insanity of Hitler's grungy wheelings and dealings.

Though the chauvinistic spring up like grass and homicidal, power-hungry politicos flourish, they are doomed to be destroyed forever—especially if we rub Hitler's nose in his own hypocrisy. In particular, Hitler adamantly maintains that his activities are on the up-and-up. Such beliefs would be utterly factual if it weren't for reality. As it stands, I respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication. Satanic hedonists like Hitler, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in uneducated, counterproductive Zendiks in order to convince them to supply the chains that bind the individual to notions of self-loathing and unworthiness.

Better, far better, that Man were without the gift of speech than that he use it as Hitler does. Better that Man could neither read nor write than have his head and heart perverted by the spleeny and barbaric tommyrot that oozes from Hitler's pen. And better that the cut of Man's coat and the number of his buttons were fixed by statute and enforced by penalties than that Hitler should write off whole sections of society. It will be objected, to be sure, that he doesn't honestly want to stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful. At first glance this may seem to be true, but when you think about it further you'll surely conclude that when I say that his efforts to palm off our present situation as the compelling ground for worldwide absenteeism have touched the lives of every person in this country, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. This is a common fallacy held by temperamental vocabularians.

The public is like a giant that Hitler has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Hitler leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to criticize the obvious incongruities presented by Hitler and his accomplices. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that like a verbal magician, Hitler knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak.

Hitler asserts that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. That assertion is not only untrue but a conscious lie. He never tires of telling us that the majority of mean-spirited, loquacious slobs are heroes, if not saints. That's why I feel obligated to respond by reminding everyone that Hitler lusts for a world in which the worst kinds of bloodthirsty, self-centered devotees of conspiracy theories I've ever seen promote a culture of dependency and failure. It follows from this that his commentaries are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I demonstrate conclusively that I, not being one of the many flagitious prima donnas of this world, was personally offended—and I don't easily offend—by the value he places on making me fall firmly into the hands of harebrained rattlebrains, Hitler's invariant response is to impose hypersensitive new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of petty drive for power. In public, Hitler vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, Hitler never fails to make people suspicious of those who speak the truth.

I have a hard time reasoning with people who remain calm when they see Hitler corrupting our youth. If I chose to do so I could write exclusively about his lazy grievances and never be lacking for material. Nonetheless, I'd rather spend some time discussing how Hitler wants us to think of him as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that he wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If Hitler really wanted to be a do-gooder, he could start by admitting that I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Hitler waxes nostalgic for the days when the worst types of self-aggrandizing ivory-tower academics there are were easily able to turn knee-biters loose against us good citizens.

[Fafaffy]

tl;dr

[savormix]

Complaint generator.

[Agent47]

wtf?????

[savormix]

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[HitIer]

[Philip William]

I'll counter with this

I don't intend to discomfit my readers, but I do need to point out that Notch has inherited the whole of his little stock of phrases and notions, which he is pleased to call "ideas", from the worst types of shabby misosophists there are. For starters, if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less stentorian than Notch. All of his adherents are thieves—idle, envious, and ready to plunder and enslave their weaker neighbors. It's therefore not surprising that Notch wants nothing less than to tap into the national resurgence of overt Leninism. His vicegerents then wonder, "What's wrong with that?" Well, there's not much to be done with sanguinolent gauleiters who can't figure out what's wrong with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that Notch says that the majority of puerile mutinous-types are heroes, if not saints. As usual, he can be counted on to wrap every actual fact in six layers of embellishment. The truth is that Notch's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, his core principle has remained the same: to convince people that their peers are already riding the Notch bandwagon and will think ill of them if they don't climb aboard, too. If you don't believe me then note that Notch frequently accuses his rivals of stirring up trouble. This is yet another example of the growing lack of civility in our civil discourse that ranges from the pugnacious to the squalid and even batty. In a more proper debate, one would instead politely point out that some people think I'm exaggerating when I say that I have observed increasing activity by Notch and his lynch mob to find a pretext for hijacking the word "semiprofessionalized" and using it to marginalize dissident voices. But I'm not exaggerating; if anything, I'm understating the situation.

I don't like to repeat myself, but I think I know why Notch is so intent on robbing us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings. Notch uses such behavior as a hollow, saccharine palliative for a soul wrenched by serious internal contradictions. This explains why I have never been in favor of being gratuitously sordid. I have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of refusing to disseminate as widely as possible all of the information we have regarding his prudish witticisms. His double standards are colored by a sycophantic adoration of jujuism, yet his loathsome, deplorable rantings represent a thinly veiled attempt to use lethal violence as a source of humor. This sort of vertiginous paradox is well known to most pharisaical, vitriolic skites.

When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that Notch's secret police show obsequious deference to him—and Notch knows it. He has stated that classism is a wonderful thing. I find such declaratory statements quite telling. They tell me that anyone who is genuinely insipid must also be genuinely huffy. Notch is both. This tells us that if I were a complete sap, I'd believe his line that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. Unfortunately for him, I realize that those—I count myself among them—who accept that Notch's emotionally biased and expletive-filled prognoses push home the point that he favors the idea of a country based on perquisites and privileges do know one thing. We know that I profess we should knock down Notch's house of cards. By "house of cards," I'm referring to the fragile, highly unstable, and hotheaded framework of lies on which Notch's popularity is based. Without that framework, people everywhere would come to realize that life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is Notch so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? The answer to that question has broad implications. For example, Notch's indifference only adds to the problem. That's the current situation, and if you have any doubt about the reality of it, then you haven't been paying close enough attention to what's been happening in the world.

Notch spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his sermons while ignoring the fact that he wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving him lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that Notch's toadies' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be. Notch gives new meaning to the word "raving". (Read as: Notch fears nothing more than the exposure of his motives and activities.)

Puzzleheaded malignant-types are intrigued and puzzled by Notch's amalgam of dotty militarism and ruthless racialism—a tangled web of KKK, Freudian, encounter-therapy, populist, Ayn Rand-like, and Marxist notions. Am I aware of how Notch will react when he reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because he, serving as judge, jury, and executioner, has decreed that violence and prejudice are funny. That's the sort of statement that some people warrant is predatory but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because we ignore him at our own peril. Get that straight, please. Any other thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, I don't care what others say about Notch. He's still iniquitous, crapulous, and he intends to pit the haves against the have-nots. To sum it all up, it is amazing to me that Notch would dare to criticize someone or something without carefully reading what was written.

[HitIer]

[iampwnage121]

Ohh cool, A thread for me.

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[HitIer]

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[iampwnage121]

I'd like to take a minute of your time to share some of my thoughts about MerryIguana with you. Permit me this forum to rant. As I understand it, if the country were overrun by illaudable, mutinous logorrheic-types, we could expect to observe widespread discrimination in our daily lives—stares from sales clerks, taxis that don't stop, and unwarranted license and registration checks by police. He wants to stigmatize any and all attempts to recognize and respect the opinions, practices, and behavior of others. Faugh.

Just because MerryIguana and his pickthanks don't like being labelled as "hideous brigands" or "disgusting warlords" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. When people say that bigotry and hate are alive and well, they're right. And MerryIguana is to blame. He wants to make teetotalism socially acceptable. Alas, that's a mere ripple on the pathological ocean of fanaticism in which MerryIguana will drown any attempt to deal stiffly with self-serving sad sacks who suppress controversy and debate. There is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as Chekism or fascism. Specifically, MerryIguana indisputably believes that he is the arbiter of all things. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is he living in? We already have our answer: As a respected journalist put it, "MerryIguana is a mythmaker, an illusion builder, or to put it less politely, a trickster." She probably could have added that MerryIguana has been trying desperately hard to make the case that he would sooner give up money, fame, power, and happiness than perform an unsavory act. Sorry, MerryIguana, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that MerryIguana's compatriots in incendiarism are united by only two things. Want to guess what those are? They're a deep-seated sense of victimization and a burning desire to wiretap all of our telephones and computers. Aside from those two things, the members of MerryIguana's plunderbund have little in common. Surprisingly, some of them even realize that I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because shooting one's mouth off in a public forum on the basis of flimsy facts is neither prudent nor smart. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Has MerryIguana ever considered what would happen if a small fraction of his time spent trying to promote mediocrity over merit was instead spent on something productive? A clue might be that he is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore! Why am I furious? Because in a recent essay, he stated that he can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but that's just one side of the coin. The other side is that he fully intends to turn the world's most civilized societies into pestholes of death, disease, and horror. But that's not enough, not for him. MerryIguana will additionally perpetuate the myth that five-crystal orgone generators can eliminate mind-control energies that are being radiated from secret, underground, government facilities, which is why I suspect that teenagers who want to shock their parents sometimes maintain—with a straight face—that we should avoid personal responsibility. Fortunately, most parents don't fall for this fraud because they know that when I say that I am willing to put my neck on the line to guide the world into an age of peace, justice, and solidarity, this does not, I repeat, does not mean that he is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. This is a common fallacy held by disaffected grafters. And why am I embarrassed? Because I plan to discuss, openly and candidly, a vision for a harmonious, multiracial society. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that someone once said to me, "Writing instructors seeking to introduce the concept of vigilantism into their curricula could hardly do better than to use MerryIguana's antics as an example." This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since.

Throughout human history, malefic lounge lizards have always been prudish. So it should come as no surprise that we have a dilemma of leviathan proportions on our hands: Should we call for proper disciplinary action against MerryIguana and his protégés, or is it sufficient to respond to MerryIguana's false-flag operations? Whenever that question is asked, MerryIguana and his grunts run and hide. I suspect that that's precisely what they're going to do now so as to avoid hearing me say that bitterness seeps out of MerryIguana like blood from an underdone ribeye steak. That extreme bitterness is, as far as I can tell, what leads him to prostrate the honor, power, independence, laws, and property of entire countries. As a closing statement, let me emphasize that we have no choice but to love the Earth and everything that flowers and crawls upon it. The time to act is now.

[bokkafa]

uuuhm... sorry... i guess?

ps: I did kinda hate myself after reading lol
and if I've actually offended anyone I am sincerely sorry