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Accidently made a bucketload of boxed angelhair pasta

 
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:53 pm    Post subject: Accidently made a bucketload of boxed angelhair pasta Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:16 pm    Post subject: This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

you'll need both pockets for that amount
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This isn't spaghetti bro. Get on my level.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ruffled wrote:
This isn't spaghetti bro. Get on my level.
ur level of angel hair spaghetti
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm about to puke. Chugging a glass of milk after that was a horrible idea.

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ruffled wrote:
I'm about to puke. Chugging a glass of milk after that was a horrible idea.

MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE.
sounds like you dropped the spaghetti
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I made too much angelhair spaghetti that night, so I invited jane over to share it with me.
But then I poured myself a glass of milk, and as she rang the doorbell I took a sip while opening the door.
It went down the wrong pipe and I ended up spewing milk in jane's face, with angelhair spaghetti gushing out of both pockets.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chapter 2:
The next morning I called Jane to apologize, but her outgoing message was a man, so I went to her house instead to ask for her new number.
She said her number hasn't changed, but to don't call her because she doesn't want any more milk or spaghetti, so I said oh, what will I do with the spaghetti I brought you then?
I was handing her the box of leftovers but since she didn't want it I turned around to leave.
Then I realized and said, but who was phone?
But she already had the door closed, so it's a mystery.
When going down her stairs to my scooter I tripped and half the spaghetti fell out of my pockets.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
Chapter 2:
The next morning I called Jane to apologize, but her outgoing message was a man, so I went to her house instead to ask for her new number.
She said her number hasn't changed, but to don't call her because she doesn't want any more milk or spaghetti, so I said oh, what will I do with the spaghetti I brought you then?
I was handing her the box of leftovers but since she didn't want it I turned around to leave.
Then I realized and said, but who was phone?
But she already had the door closed, so it's a mystery.
When going down her stairs to my scooter I tripped and half the spaghetti fell out of my pockets.



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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chapter 3:
I went to the store to buy more spaghetti.
As I headed for the checkout stand I saw Jane.
She rushed out of the store at the sight of me, so I ran after her.
I got outside and yelled, "Jane, wait!", but she couldn't hear me over the clatter of the boxes of uncooked spaghetti that were spilling out of my pockets.
I was arrested for shoplifting, where I now write this on toilet paper.
I called Jane to ask if she would post my bail, but Mr. Outgoing Message answered and said don't call.
Oops, I have to go now, we're activities in the shower room, something to do with soap.
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
Chapter 3:
I went to the store to buy more spaghetti.
As I headed for the checkout stand I saw Jane.
She rushed out of the store at the sight of me, so I ran after her.
I got outside and yelled, "Jane, wait!", but she couldn't hear me over the clatter of the boxes of uncooked spaghetti that were spilling out of my pockets.
I was arrested for shoplifting, where I now write this on toilet paper.
I called Jane to ask if she would post my bail, but Mr. Outgoing Message answered and said don't call.
Oops, I have to go now, we're activities in the shower room, something to do with soap.

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