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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:18 pm    Post subject: Oh relationships Reply with quote

That feel when you're not in love with your girlfriend anymore but don't want to break up with her because it'd make you feel like you just shot Bambis mother.

There's this other girl who's a lot hotter, smarter, about a thousand times more fun, and a million times more reasonable than my current girlfriend.
Even if I'd break up with her, I'd probably just feel too guilty to date the other one.

What the fuck am I supposed do? I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
I never had problems cheating before, but now I haven't even done anything yet and I already feel like throwing up out of guilt.
It's the first time I'm with a girl I actually care about (and I care about her a fucking lot). She's sleeping in my bed right now.
Fuck.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh relationships Reply with quote

Adnihil wrote:
That feel when you're not in love with your girlfriend anymore but don't want to break up with her because it'd make you feel like you just shot Bambis mother.

There's this other girl who's a lot hotter, smarter, about a thousand times more fun, and a million times more reasonable than my current girlfriend.
Even if I'd break up with her, I'd probably just feel too guilty to date the other one.

What the fuck am I supposed do? I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
I never had problems cheating before, but now I haven't even done anything yet and I already feel like throwing up out of guilt.
It's the first time I'm with a girl I actually care about (and I care about her a fucking lot). She's sleeping in my bed right now.
Fuck.


Stop being beta as fuck?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:04 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh relationships Reply with quote

Adnihil wrote:
That feel when you're not in love with your girlfriend anymore but don't want to break up with her because it'd make you feel like you just shot Bambis mother.

There's this other girl who's a lot hotter, smarter, about a thousand times more fun, and a million times more reasonable than my current girlfriend.
Even if I'd break up with her, I'd probably just feel too guilty to date the other one.

What the fuck am I supposed do? I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
I never had problems cheating before, but now I haven't even done anything yet and I already feel like throwing up out of guilt.
It's the first time I'm with a girl I actually care about (and I care about her a fucking lot). She's sleeping in my bed right now.
Fuck.

Put five dollars on the pillow next to her, with a note that says 'I only paid for an hour, please leave'. She'll understand once she wakes up.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a big pussy.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:10 pm    Post subject: Re: Oh relationships Reply with quote

Aniblaze wrote:
Adnihil wrote:
That feel when you're not in love with your girlfriend anymore but don't want to break up with her because it'd make you feel like you just shot Bambis mother.

There's this other girl who's a lot hotter, smarter, about a thousand times more fun, and a million times more reasonable than my current girlfriend.
Even if I'd break up with her, I'd probably just feel too guilty to date the other one.

What the fuck am I supposed do? I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
I never had problems cheating before, but now I haven't even done anything yet and I already feel like throwing up out of guilt.
It's the first time I'm with a girl I actually care about (and I care about her a fucking lot). She's sleeping in my bed right now.
Fuck.

Put five dollars on the pillow next to her, with a note that says 'I only paid for an hour, please leave'. She'll understand once she wakes up.


Fucking Alpha.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SMS her "Game over, you lose" while fucking another girl.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

send her pictures of the two of you doggystyle
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why don´t you upload a pic of and and the girl you talk about op?

Bet you´re ugly as fuck.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is why you should just have e-relationships. As long as you're not a retard you won't get e-dumped
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack wrote:
This is why you should just have e-relationships. As long as you're not a retard you won't get e-dumped
but then you die a virgin, unless you count losing your e-virginity.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor Talix. Virgin forever
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:52 pm    Post subject: This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

this might help.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm in love with a friend of mine. I don't think he loves me back either Sad

Lol you can't stare another dude in the eyes and smile and say shit like "this is the best time I've had in a long time with 1 person" or something like that, without it meaning something...

It sucks so bad being gay. I honestly hate it. But that's life, and expressing this to anonymous people online is much easier than to a counselor in real life. No wonder.

EDIT: But that image above helped somewhat. I wish I could remove these chemicals in my body called love.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ItsJustJosh wrote:
I'm in love with a friend of mine. I don't think he loves me back either Sad

Lol you can't stare another dude in the eyes and smile and say shit like "this is the best time I've had in a long time with 1 person" or something like that, without it meaning something...

It sucks so bad being gay. I honestly hate it. But that's life, and expressing this to anonymous people online is much easier than to a counselor in real life. No wonder.

EDIT: But that image above helped somewhat. I wish I could remove these chemicals in my body called love.
lmao what
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ControlAltDelete wrote:
ItsJustJosh wrote:
I'm in love with a friend of mine. I don't think he loves me back either Sad

Lol you can't stare another dude in the eyes and smile and say shit like "this is the best time I've had in a long time with 1 person" or something like that, without it meaning something...

It sucks so bad being gay. I honestly hate it. But that's life, and expressing this to anonymous people online is much easier than to a counselor in real life. No wonder.

EDIT: But that image above helped somewhat. I wish I could remove these chemicals in my body called love.
lmao what

I think he's a gay.
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