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I've been food poisoned, I'm fucking dying
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:34 am    Post subject: I've been food poisoned, I'm fucking dying This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

No sleep, vomit and diarrhea at the same time (have to figure out which I could hold the longest when on the toilet, to decide the order), and I'm pretty sure I'm dehydrated as fuck, because I've got those cuts in my lips. And each fucking time I drink I start vomiting.

It's subsided a bit now though, but tonight was terribad.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go to hospital maybe idk heard it helps sometimes
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I called my doctor, he said to just keep vomiting and shitting until you start feeling better, which should be around 1~2 days. I just had to complain because I'm annoyed and sad.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a great doctor.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had that as well bro it feels bad doesn't it?

spoilers: I had it for four days and four nights

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Be sure to let us know if you pass away on the toilet.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf, when my dad and sister got food poisoning they gave them treatment and stuff that got rid of it right away... what a shit ass doctor you have.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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wtf, my when dad and sister got food poisoning they gave them treatment and stuff that got rid of it right away... what a shit ass doctor you have.

Because food poisoning isn't an umbrella term or anything.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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wtf, my when dad and sister got food poisoning they gave them treatment and stuff that got rid of it right away... what a shit ass doctor you have.

Because food poisoning isn't an umbrella term or anything.
Generally they can do something to help calm your stomach so that you don't die of dehydration...
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JUST KEEP VOMITING AND SHITTING
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Up2Admin wrote:
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wtf, my when dad and sister got food poisoning they gave them treatment and stuff that got rid of it right away... what a shit ass doctor you have.

Because food poisoning isn't an umbrella term or anything.
Generally they can do something to help calm your stomach so that you don't die of dehydration...

would be a bad idea to stop the vomiting
vomiting is a natural defense against bad food etc. since, you know, it actually gets it out of your system.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drink small amounts and often. Food poisoning is by far the worst thing I have had. I had never been so thirsty in my fucking life.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 9:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah i know the pain....good night out at a fancy restaurant and the couple of days are in terrible pain.

That doctor is indeed one shitty one...perhaps he just wanted you to man up and don't be soft but he's a doc he should give you sometyhing to relieve the pain.

What you need to do is get ORS to help with the dehydration. Also get something "enflor" which is a lyophilized saccharomyces boulardii fungi...i don't know what its called in your area but a chemist should know. It works wonders man should reduce the days of suffering.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Grim Heaper wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
The Grim Heaper wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
wtf, my when dad and sister got food poisoning they gave them treatment and stuff that got rid of it right away... what a shit ass doctor you have.

Because food poisoning isn't an umbrella term or anything.
Generally they can do something to help calm your stomach so that you don't die of dehydration...

would be a bad idea to stop the vomiting
vomiting is a natural defense against bad food etc. since, you know, it actually gets it out of your system.
Continuous vomiting is bad, an overreaction. If you are unable to consume any fluids then something HAS to be done in order to fix the problem or you can suffer permanent damage.

@OP, last time I had food poisoning it wasn't that bad, only lasted 2 days. The only way I was able to get any fluid in me was by sucking on ice cubes. You might try doing that too, but I'm not certain it would work.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kavvman speaks c++ which is the language the human body was coded in so everyone listen to him
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