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DarkWraith
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:10 pm    Post subject: Dead Baby jokes! Reply with quote
What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends on how hard you throw them

What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.

What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?
Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
What do you call a baby that should have died but didn't?
Darkwraith
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
What do you call the DarkWraith?
A baby.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
wow ur nice
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
fuck off nigger
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?




Tortilla chips
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The jokes in this thread are older than the dead babies in my basement
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
What's easier to get out the back of a truck, bricks or dead babies?


Dead babies because you can use a pitch fork
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
how are a deadbaby and a blow up doll different?

the deadbaby bleeds when you fuck it
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