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Renkokuken
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
asciicat wrote:
A cleric walks up to our hero, asking for the directions to the nearest brothel. Our hero, being the faggot he is, points him in the direction of the nearest gay bar. The cleric heads that way, and wanders inside. Startled at first, he

splits his lungs with blood and thunder, but then regains his composure, walks out, and sees an alchemist components shop across the way.
He
gets decked by me cuz this scrub walked in2 me @ th wrong time. i take this beta as fuck loser's wallet and c-walk back home. he also develops cancer. like 9 types.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
asciicat wrote:
A cleric walks up to our hero, asking for the directions to the nearest brothel. Our hero, being the faggot he is, points him in the direction of the nearest gay bar. The cleric heads that way, and wanders inside. Startled at first, he

splits his lungs with blood and thunder, but then regains his composure, walks out, and sees an alchemist components shop across the way.
He
gets decked by me cuz this scrub walked in2 me @ th wrong time. i take this beta as fuck loser's wallet and c-walk back home. he also develops cancer. like 9 types.

what a shitty town
the dude just wants to get laid and he ends up being assaulted by faggots and renko
the town must be 4chan lol
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
asciicat wrote:
A cleric walks up to our hero, asking for the directions to the nearest brothel. Our hero, being the faggot he is, points him in the direction of the nearest gay bar. The cleric heads that way, and wanders inside. Startled at first, he

splits his lungs with blood and thunder, but then regains his composure, walks out, and sees an alchemist components shop across the way.
He
gets decked by me cuz this scrub walked in2 me @ th wrong time. i take this beta as fuck loser's wallet and c-walk back home. he also develops cancer. like 9 types.

what a shitty town
the dude just wants to get laid and he ends up being assaulted by faggots and renko
the town must be 4chan lol
shit u better not lump a baller like me in w/ that website. i c-walked in the general opposite direction of the town u described, since it is known that i do not live there.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
asciicat wrote:
A cleric walks up to our hero, asking for the directions to the nearest brothel. Our hero, being the faggot he is, points him in the direction of the nearest gay bar. The cleric heads that way, and wanders inside. Startled at first, he

splits his lungs with blood and thunder, but then regains his composure, walks out, and sees an alchemist components shop across the way.
He
gets decked by me cuz this scrub walked in2 me @ th wrong time. i take this beta as fuck loser's wallet and c-walk back home. he also develops cancer. like 9 types.

what a shitty town
the dude just wants to get laid and he ends up being assaulted by faggots and renko
the town must be 4chan lol
shit u better not lump a baller like me in w/ that website. i c-walked in the general opposite direction of the town u described, since it is known that i do not live there.

BUT THERE WERE WITNESSES
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
asciicat wrote:
A cleric walks up to our hero, asking for the directions to the nearest brothel. Our hero, being the faggot he is, points him in the direction of the nearest gay bar. The cleric heads that way, and wanders inside. Startled at first, he

splits his lungs with blood and thunder, but then regains his composure, walks out, and sees an alchemist components shop across the way.
He
gets decked by me cuz this scrub walked in2 me @ th wrong time. i take this beta as fuck loser's wallet and c-walk back home. he also develops cancer. like 9 types.

what a shitty town
the dude just wants to get laid and he ends up being assaulted by faggots and renko
the town must be 4chan lol
shit u better not lump a baller like me in w/ that website. i c-walked in the general opposite direction of the town u described, since it is known that i do not live there.

BUT THERE WERE WITNESSES
those witnesses r lyin yo. what r their addresses tho i just need 2 chat w/ them 4 a bit. u kno, reminisce about good times.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
asciicat wrote:
A cleric walks up to our hero, asking for the directions to the nearest brothel. Our hero, being the faggot he is, points him in the direction of the nearest gay bar. The cleric heads that way, and wanders inside. Startled at first, he

splits his lungs with blood and thunder, but then regains his composure, walks out, and sees an alchemist components shop across the way.
He
gets decked by me cuz this scrub walked in2 me @ th wrong time. i take this beta as fuck loser's wallet and c-walk back home. he also develops cancer. like 9 types.

what a shitty town
the dude just wants to get laid and he ends up being assaulted by faggots and renko
the town must be 4chan lol
shit u better not lump a baller like me in w/ that website. i c-walked in the general opposite direction of the town u described, since it is known that i do not live there.

BUT THERE WERE WITNESSES
those witnesses r lyin yo. what r their addresses tho i just need 2 chat w/ them 4 a bit. u kno, reminisce about good times.



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
asciicat wrote:
A cleric walks up to our hero, asking for the directions to the nearest brothel. Our hero, being the faggot he is, points him in the direction of the nearest gay bar. The cleric heads that way, and wanders inside. Startled at first, he

splits his lungs with blood and thunder, but then regains his composure, walks out, and sees an alchemist components shop across the way.
He
gets decked by me cuz this scrub walked in2 me @ th wrong time. i take this beta as fuck loser's wallet and c-walk back home. he also develops cancer. like 9 types.

what a shitty town
the dude just wants to get laid and he ends up being assaulted by faggots and renko
the town must be 4chan lol
shit u better not lump a baller like me in w/ that website. i c-walked in the general opposite direction of the town u described, since it is known that i do not live there.

BUT THERE WERE WITNESSES
those witnesses r lyin yo. what r their addresses tho i just need 2 chat w/ them 4 a bit. u kno, reminisce about good times.
i never asked for this...
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
asciicat wrote:
A cleric walks up to our hero, asking for the directions to the nearest brothel. Our hero, being the faggot he is, points him in the direction of the nearest gay bar. The cleric heads that way, and wanders inside. Startled at first, he

splits his lungs with blood and thunder, but then regains his composure, walks out, and sees an alchemist components shop across the way.
He
gets decked by me cuz this scrub walked in2 me @ th wrong time. i take this beta as fuck loser's wallet and c-walk back home. he also develops cancer. like 9 types.

what a shitty town
the dude just wants to get laid and he ends up being assaulted by faggots and renko
the town must be 4chan lol
shit u better not lump a baller like me in w/ that website. i c-walked in the general opposite direction of the town u described, since it is known that i do not live there.

BUT THERE WERE WITNESSES
those witnesses r lyin yo. what r their addresses tho i just need 2 chat w/ them 4 a bit. u kno, reminisce about good times.
i never asked for this...

oh yes you did, now open your mind and open your anus
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
oh yes you did, now open your mind and open your anus
don't make me get a propane torch and go lucky 7 on yr ass
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
oh yes you did, now open your mind and open your anus
don't make me get a propane torch and go lucky 7 on yr ass

OH BOY
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
oh yes you did, now open your mind and open your anus
don't make me get a propane torch and go lucky 7 on yr ass

OH BOY
on second thought going lucky 7 would just mean stabbing a girl in the shoulder, not even badly, dropping the knife, crying, and getting tackled. and leaving a love note to my mom saying sorry. lo that guy.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
oh yes you did, now open your mind and open your anus
don't make me get a propane torch and go lucky 7 on yr ass

OH BOY
on second thought going lucky 7 would just mean stabbing a girl in the shoulder, not even badly, dropping the knife, crying, and getting tackled. and leaving a love note to my mom saying sorry. lo that guy.

Yeah.


Sorry for ruining your thread Chris.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
oh yes you did, now open your mind and open your anus
don't make me get a propane torch and go lucky 7 on yr ass

OH BOY
on second thought going lucky 7 would just mean stabbing a girl in the shoulder, not even badly, dropping the knife, crying, and getting tackled. and leaving a love note to my mom saying sorry. lo that guy.

Yeah.


Sorry for ruining your thread Chris.
im not, i regret nothing heh.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chris if you're dead serious and have the time I can start writing something serious for a webcomic or something.
Something something something.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Up2Admin wrote:
Rozen wrote:
he then opened his asshole and proceeded to suck his own dick.
I'm not drawing that.

tan dao
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