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so theres a spider in australia and when it bites you it
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

konr wrote:
Yes because a large immobile rock that doesn't have any want to hurt you is the same as a very dangerous spider that could be hiding in your shoes/whatever.
Why do you even breathe?

Lol'd so hard.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kosma. wrote:
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GannoK wrote:
Yea no surprise. In Australia they have spiders that are so big they have health bars. Just ask whisk
Australia are fucking badasses


Are people scared of spiders where you live?
How are they badasses for not being scared of something virtually harmless? It's pretty much the same as being scared of a huge rock. If you aren't stupid, you won't get hurt.
Yes because a large immobile rock that doesn't have any want to hurt you is the same as a very dangerous spider that could be hiding in your shoes/whatever.
Why do you even breathe?


>Putting on your shoe without looking inside of it first
I bet you also jump in pools before feeling how cold it is with your finger.
Why do you even breathe?
Because I'm not some fucking pussy that's looking inside shoes and shit, I just do things when I want to. I don't pussy foot around being scared of everything. Faggot.


>There could be deadly spiders hiding in your shoe
>Why the fuck would I check my shoe, I'm not some faggot pussy
Are you scared of spiders or not, fuck make up your mind...
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't check my shoes first
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always check my shoes before I put them on.
My cat used to put dead things in it all the time for years, so it's become one of those things you automatically do without thinking about it.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always check my cocaine stash first.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>;3 wrote:
I always check my cocaine stash first.
I'd just like to point out that the spider is obviously in a tank with sand, as a pet or zoo display or something.
But yeah, the cocaine thing is kinda funny.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i always check my shoes, had an incident where some bug was hiding in it. Its like a habit now i don't even know most of the time i am doing it.

Its the same thing like avoiding a fierce or mad dog, it doesn't make you a pussy.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kavvman wrote:
i always check my shoes, had an incident where some bug was hiding in it. Its like a habit now i don't even know most of the time i am doing it.

Its the same thing like avoiding a fierce or mad dog, it doesn't make you a pussy.

If it's the same thing, why doesn't a mad dog die when I put my foot on it?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 9:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Augustine wrote:
Kavvman wrote:
i always check my shoes, had an incident where some bug was hiding in it. Its like a habit now i don't even know most of the time i am doing it.

Its the same thing like avoiding a fierce or mad dog, it doesn't make you a pussy.

If it's the same thing, why doesn't a mad dog die when I put my foot on it?


probably cause you're a dumb fuck. Simple as that.

edit: oh and also cause you're the size of hiroshi dick you would need a microscopic mad dog to kill it. tsk tsk

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

>trying to actually make fun of Augustine
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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>trying to actually make fun of Augustine
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

konr wrote:
GannoK wrote:
>trying to actually make fun of Augustine

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NOW YOU FUCKED UP
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah well fuck australia theres a spider in the amazon that gives you the hardest erection of your life and its painful AS FUCK then you die
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider#Toxicity
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that's what i call the weirdest boner.
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