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| Sephiron wrote: | | (dib1500) wrote: | | I use to use my xbox controller for the vibration with the game GTA SA and unlimited health cheat. Went into some corner where I can shoot and not get cops on me and help "B" and you know it was tha best. Also it was clear stuff before but now its just nasty ass white sticky goopy cum that comes out. |
THE STAGES OF MATURITY
"That time your cum is clear"
"That time your cum is not clear"
"That time you can't even cum anymore" |
After fapping too much.
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Sui
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Didn't want to get that broom out of my ass for weeks.
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Cryoma
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When I was eleven, I had this soft and suede as fuck sheepskin blanket that is like orgasmic to rub up against, and I had a major hard on for the selkie chick from ff, so I was rubbin my cock against the blanket, and then I got the bright idea to stack two pillow on top of each other (had the same sheepskin suede pillowcases) and insert between them.
It was oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah humpy wumpy gumbly bumpy time.
Then I had an orgasm and was sorta freaked out, like OH MY GOD IS THIS WHAT SEX IS LIKE? I CAN'T WAIT I'MMA HAVE SEX EVERY DAY.
The lights were out though so I had no idea about cum until I felt wet a bit later.
That part really scared me.
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:04 am Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | When I was eleven, I had this soft and suede as fuck sheepskin blanket that is like orgasmic to rub up against, and I had a major hard on for the selkie chick from ff, so I was rubbin my cock against the blanket, and then I got the bright idea to stack two pillow on top of each other (had the same sheepskin suede pillowcases) and insert between them.
It was oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah humpy wumpy gumbly bumpy time.
Then I had an orgasm and was sorta freaked out, like OH MY GOD IS THIS WHAT SEX IS LIKE? I CAN'T WAIT I'MMA HAVE SEX EVERY DAY.
The lights were out though so I had no idea about cum until I felt wet a bit later.
That part really scared me. |
Lawled.
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the the the
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:17 am Post subject: guess how old I was |
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| Watched a porn video, and when they grabbed her tits I ejaculated and had my first orgasm. I'd called it one of the most memorable days of my life.
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:19 am Post subject: Re: guess how old I was |
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| asciicat wrote: | | Watched a porn video, and when they grabbed her tits I ejaculated and had my first orgasm. I'd called it one of the most memorable days of my life. |
. . . quick shot much?
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the the the
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:30 am Post subject: Re: guess how old I was |
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| Cryoma wrote: | | asciicat wrote: | | Watched a porn video, and when they grabbed her tits I ejaculated and had my first orgasm. I'd called it one of the most memorable days of my life. |
. . . quick shot much? |
I think I was looking at erotic pictures for a bit, then I thought, "maybe I should try a vid". And I did.
I'm many things, but a quick shot isn't one of them.
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