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ControlAltDelete · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:41 am Post subject: another cool story bro

>out at the club with friends
>no girlfriend
>see this hot girl over in the corner
>she seems to be alone, sat at table
>cutting a lonesome figure
>sudden rush of confidence comes over me
>walk over
>say hi
>"hi"
>can i get you a drink
>sure
>get her some fruit vodka thing
>get chatting
>her name is nell
>apparently came out with friends who abandoned her
>she starts to weep a little
>put my arm around her to comfort her
>notsobetaforamoment.jpg
>she tells me thanks for comforting her
>ask if she fancies a dance
>sure
>we dance for a while
>her body bumps and grinds against mine
>feel something
>oh god no
>no, not spaghetti you dumb fucks
>she turns and smirks, grinds her ass against my boner
>fuck yeah
>immediately grabs my arm and drags me out of the club
>we're in a back alley
>she throws herself on me, telling me she's horny as fuck
>we kiss as she unzips my pants
>wraps her hands around it
>tells me this is one of two things she's been needing
>ask her the other
>she leans closely to my ear
>"i need about tree fiddy"
>wait what
>look closer
>girl is in fact five stories tall
>looks like a creature from to protozoic era
>GOD DAMNIT NESSIE

these make me lol so much

Cryoma · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:44 am Post subject:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Womanizer · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:44 am Post subject:

I want MOAR.

1929394839292057839194958 · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:46 am Post subject:

I thought this was a real story from you and I was proud as fuck but then suddenly you ruined it

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:47 am Post subject:

Sephiron · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:48 am Post subject:

> Me and her in the alleyway
> I suddenly don't care that she is a dinosaur
> I pay her, and ask her if we could do this somewhere else
>So we go to her apartment, she's half undressing before we get inside
> After fumbling a bit with the keys, we manage to get them into the door, turning them ever so slightly
>She opened the door
>We got on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur

Womanizer · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:49 am Post subject:

>Gone to a party
>????
>Had sex.

Cryoma · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:57 am Post subject:

Kavvman · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:20 pm Post subject:

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:22 pm Post subject:

oh come on, implying i'd even be able to go to a club and walk up to a girl, then dance with her

>implying i have more confidence than a cucumber

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ControlAltDelete · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:19 pm Post subject:

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