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Evil_Intentions Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:21 pm Post subject: Random Spam Tarot readings: Post your questions |
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Please condense your questions into one question as specific as possible. Here is Rozen's reading as an example.
| Rozen wrote: | | will i suck dick tomorrow? |
Here, being that the left card is upright, giving us 1 yes, the middle card reversed, 2 No's, and the last card upright, 1 yes. We have an overall answer of "Maybe."
On the left, representing the past, is the King of Wands. It represents A wise leader or father figure. This perhaps alludes to your legacy and greatness at sucking dick. In the middle, we have the 10 of pentacles which normally represents a wealthy and prosperous home or nature, although in your case it is reversed. This could mean financial troubles either due to not sucking enough cock, or sucking it poorly. On the right, the future or ultimate turnout, we have the 5 of Cups. This card represents Imperfect relationships, regret, and loss.
Ultimately, the way these cards work together, you've previously sucked cock at God Teir, but are losing it to other younger, spunkier cocksuckers and that maybe has you in a financial rut. Whether you choose to suck dick again or not is up to you, but either way your financial or pride situation will not be fixed. If you do it, you will feel regret, and if you don't, you may lose other possible customers. |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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| holy shit that's awesome |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Rozen wrote: | | holy shit that's awesome |
Feel free to ask another question. I'll do them in this thread in sequential order when I get time. I just may do single card spread if too many come up. It's a great way to mess around and show off the cards. |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Will I die eventually? |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Will Half Life 2 Episode 3 ever be released? |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh good one Brolock. And to continue that trend: will Diablo 3 be released before the sun burns out? |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Augustine wrote: | | Will I die eventually? |
Yes you will. This is the 3 of Wands. It represents anxiousness in awaiting the reward for one's labor or the reflection on your efforts. In context to the question, I believe it means you'll die happy having achieved your goals and reflecting upon them. Your worry will be worth it in the end.
Going take a shower brolock, I'll do that one when I get out. |
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Will karma get to me for deflowering virgins ? _________________
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Will I get married? |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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What is 14/2
I will shit my pants if you draw like the seven deadly sins or some shit. |
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Will this question get answered? _________________
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | Will Half Life 2 Episode 3 ever be released? |
Here we have a resounding yes with all cards in their upright positions giving us a count of 4 yes's.
On the left, representing the past is the 3 of Cups. This card represents Celebration of victory over hardships, alluding to the Half Life series as a whole, becoming one of the most popular and critically acclaimed games created. The middle card, representing the present, is Justice. This card indicates a divine or perfect balance. Possibly the reason the release is taking so long. Afraid of disappointment, the development team is trying to get everything just right for the customer. The future card is 8 of Swords. This card is quite unfortunate to see. It denotes outside, harmful forces, restriction, and censorship.
Together, the ultimate meaning is that the Half Life series has been able to be one of the pinnacles of gaming by overcoming adversities, maybe in development or funding, and the team is currently working very hard to ensure the creation of a game worth the public's attention and money. Unfortunately, possibly towards the end of production, there may be a wrench thrown in the release. This could mean a latter release date, or game breaking flaws. Possibly even a crushing blow from another competing company. It could also be a restricted or simplified game that is not on par with previous half lifes. |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Then why is the three of cups being eaten alive by bethesda's giant maneating tuna?? |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | | Then why is the three of cups being eaten alive by bethesda's giant maneating tuna?? |
The party is actually escaping the monster. Reversed, the monster is eating the party.
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| Kavvman wrote: | | Will karma get to me for deflowering virgins ? |
Yes. The Star represents fulfillment in life's pleasures, so although you fuck dem virgins like crazy, it'll catch up to you. The punishment will be too insignificant to care though, and overshadowed by the fun you're having. Keep deflowering Kavvman, I salute you. |
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Kazekeil wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | Then why is the three of cups being eaten alive by bethesda's giant maneating tuna?? |
The party is actually escaping the monster. Reversed, the monster is eating the party.
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| Kavvman wrote: | | Will karma get to me for deflowering virgins ? |
Yes. The Star represents fulfillment in life's pleasures, so although you fuck dem virgins like crazy, it'll catch up to you. The punishment will be too insignificant to care though, and overshadowed by the fun you're having. Keep deflowering Kavvman, I salute you. |
I see, also in that party the guy on the left side looks like an elderly engie and the guy on the right looks like a spy. |
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