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Boxes How do I cheat?
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:25 pm Post subject: Magic Moo is back with a epic story |
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Now I know most of you are wondering who the hell I even am but most old members here should know me of my triumph of the Gaia forums to my trolling of the flash section, well tonight my friends I have a story of a woman, the ultimate troll victory if you wish.
Chapter 1:
The story starts back in October, I just finished dumping my girlfriend because she was a retard. My mother met one of her old friends from school and guess what, she had a daughter, her daughter is 2 years younger then me and just to keep things slightly confidential I will not tell you my name or hers.
Back to what I was talking about, she was taken away from her home from her mother for a couple of things like her sister being raped but that is an entirely, back to the story line.
tl;dr version: meet moms friends daughter
Chapter 2:
So we meet eventually she was a shy chubby girl but cute nonetheless
continuing on buy her stuff, I bought her a doll exactly that was the first and last time I ever spent money on her. I got a hug out of it though.
eventually we kissed and then we started playing with each other in a theoretical sense.
tl;dr version: kissed her....
Chapter 3:
Fast foward about a month of her trolling me I finally fuck her, bitch be flipping out because I didn't use a condom.
second time I actually fuck her.
Fast forward a few months 2 to be exact and shes starting to talk to another guy so I decided to put on a show to get her to leave me I wanted to leave her for a while it was just this guy she was talking to was what was going to get me out of this stupid relationship, while getting revenge on her.
tl;dr version: want to break up with her after fucking her about 50 times or so
chapter 4:
The show begins I start acting weird around my mother knowing that she will over react completely out of proportion leading her to threaten to call an ambulance . At this point I freak the fuck out unplug the telephone lines and then I go back to the bedroom and slam the door I lay down crying and shes there texting the guy as expected. As expected, my plan worked out she is now more interested in him now then she is in me. I try to do numerous things like try to cuddle up to her but she does not let me. PERFECT.
tl;dr: I freak the fuck out
chapter 5:
Now the final chapter of my story .
I knew the guy she was talking to, he was bad so I knew what was going to happen, why he had such an interest in her, he knew that new years was arround the corner and if he could get her alone he could drug her up and do exactly that, and as predicted she got drugged and got raped by him.
After this she kept messaging me on facebook and threatened my property ( sort of expected) called the police on her and she got a strike on her wrap! PERFECT. now after being the little whore that she is, she runs back to me crying, so I fucked her about 4 times. After this something I expected would happen. You see she sent me a request to be in a relationship with her on facebook but if I accepted I knew everyone would flip out at me after going through calling the police on her now after this I delete her off facebook and tell everyone I dumped her. She then proceds to keep calling me and keeps calling me and calls and calls and even gets her friends to call me I get my mom to call the phone company and they wave it and change our number for free and we already have a private phone number so we don't have to worry about her finding out our number, before that we called the police and told her she is harassing me and she wasn't suppost to be in contact with me in the first place so now after getting the police called on her twice here I am telling you the story of how I trolled a whore.
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Trucido Moderator
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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Sounds like you took advantage of a girl and then physically and emotionally fucked her over.
You're a wanker. _________________
I'm out. |
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TheIndianGuy Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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| lol u crazy |
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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| cant you just tl;dr the whole thing, fuck |
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Kavvman Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:28 am Post subject: |
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thats just messed up, you act like a pussy, you call the cops, you cry and you're happy you trolled a whore.
You have issues man, serious issues _________________
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:46 am Post subject: |
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> as predicted she got drugged and got raped by him.
> predicted she got drugged and got raped
> predicted drugged raped
Wtf |
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bfsdbsdfbdsfb Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:11 am Post subject: |
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| konr wrote: | > as predicted she got drugged and got raped by him.
> predicted she got drugged and got raped
> predicted drugged raped
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It's not from OP's perspective. You see, OP is the one who drugged and raped the chubby girl. _________________
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Daniel. I post too much
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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>OP is into chubby girls _________________
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Sui Expert Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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tl;dr
Op is a fat woman rapist. _________________
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Helium Newbie cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| tl;dr someone has some growing up to do.. magic moo, thats nice you predicted her getting raped and didn't attempt to do anything to stop it. Well done, what a fucking dick move |
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TheIndianGuy Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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>girl gets high on drugs
>temporarily lowers standards, looses inhibitions, gets hornier, etc.
>doesn't feel comfortable about people knowing she had sex with that guy
>next day cries rape |
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