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Aniblaze
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:04 pm    Post subject: Want to hear something stupid I did with programming? Reply with quote

I used DOM instead of SAX to read a 610MB XML file. WHY U CRASH?!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:19 pm    Post subject: This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

I programmed my fridge
to be cool
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I programmed the wheels on the bus
to go round and round
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's been two months and I still find myself an idiot for having done this. Like I could load a 610MB file into the memory where every XML entry was a separate object. That's like gigabytes of memory for a single file load.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
I programmed the wheels on the bus
to go round and round

I programmed the wheels on the bus to go round and round with gotos.
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

12rayxD wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
I programmed the wheels on the bus
to go round and round

I programmed the wheels on the bus to go round and round with gotos.

Ah that's too bad man. In accordance with development laws, you'll have your testicles removed.
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aniblaze wrote:
12rayxD wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
I programmed the wheels on the bus
to go round and round

I programmed the wheels on the bus to go round and round with gotos.

Ah that's too bad man. In accordance with development laws, you'll have your testicles removed.

It was a pun. Please do not report this to the officials.
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i programmed the stupid in cef

i guess i did a very good job.

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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 10:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ControlAltDelete wrote:
i programmed the stupid in cef

i guess i did a very good job.

your didn't a very decent job
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Theres SAX for PHP? Also why were you working with such a large XML file? Was it a database dump or a flat file of sorts?
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aviar≥ wrote:
Theres SAX for PHP? Also why were you working with such a large XML file? Was it a database dump or a flat file of sorts?

Yep, there is. Was working on an Icecat database sync for their products (so I can search on EAN in my own database and see what XML corresponds with it) and categories.

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