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Monkeys
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 Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:33 pm Post subject: I need to cut back |
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Yesterday I was flirting with this very cute girl the entire time, and she was undeniably responding well.
Things go along, when I suddenly see her kiss some guy in the back room.
He gets frisky and takes her top off. She does not mind, at all.
I get pissed off.
Suddenly, she asks "What's wrong?". I realise I was so fucking drunk I thought I was someone else, watching us.
Was paranoid for the rest of the night of being "someone else".
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S0BAC0
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:37 pm Post subject: Re: I need to cut back |
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| Monkeys wrote: | Yesterday I was flirting with this very cute girl the entire time, and she was undeniably responding well.
Things go along, when I suddenly see her kiss some guy in the back room.
He gets frisky and takes her top off. She does not mind, at all.
I get pissed off.
Suddenly, she asks "What's wrong?". I realise I was so fucking drunk I thought I was someone else, watching us.
Was paranoid for the rest of the night of being "someone else". |
lolwut? ._. |
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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| you crazy. |
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Monkeys
I post too much
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:40 pm Post subject: Re: I need to cut back |
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| S0BAC0 wrote: | | Monkeys wrote: | Yesterday I was flirting with this very cute girl the entire time, and she was undeniably responding well.
Things go along, when I suddenly see her kiss some guy in the back room.
He gets frisky and takes her top off. She does not mind, at all.
I get pissed off.
Suddenly, she asks "What's wrong?". I realise I was so fucking drunk I thought I was someone else, watching us.
Was paranoid for the rest of the night of being "someone else". |
lolwut? ._. |
I was so drunk I thought I wasn't the one getting it on, but someone watching from aside. Sort of like an out-of-body experience, I guess?
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Aviar³
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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Seriously, drunk doesn't mean out of boy experiences or paranoia, usually just a loss of inhibition and rationality. You sure you didnt lace your brownies with MDMA or steroids.
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Monkeys
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Aviar³ wrote: | | Seriously, drunk doesn't mean out of boy experiences or paranoia, usually just a loss of inhibition and rationality. You sure you didnt lace your brownies with MDMA or steroids. |
No brownies. Was a local retroparty, most I could've gotten in my system afaict is second hand blunt smoke.
And the paranoia was just because of that one "accident", I was constantly thinking "I'm not derping out again, am I?".
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Aviar³
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Monkeys wrote: | | Aviar³ wrote: | | Seriously, drunk doesn't mean out of boy experiences or paranoia, usually just a loss of inhibition and rationality. You sure you didnt lace your brownies with MDMA or steroids. |
No brownies. Was a local retroparty, most I could've gotten in my system afaict is second hand blunt smoke.
And the paranoia was just because of that one "accident", I was constantly thinking "I'm not derping out again, am I?". |
The fact that you even could imagine seeing yourself while commiting an action derps me out. Its like Im on the computer typing, and I see myself typing from afar or some shit. Astral projectings a bitch.
| TheIndianGuy wrote: | >take 2mg klonopin, buy 60mg xanax, take 1mg xanax, buy 0.41g heroin, smoke around 0.1g in two doses, taken over the span of 8-12 hours.
>be nodding my balls off at girls garage
>can't move, can barely talk, be lucky to keep my eyes open for 5 minutes at a time
>keep forgetting where i am; think we're in an elevator at one point, my dorm at another, and all these other places
>fall asleep with girl i like
i need to do this more often |
Walking pharmacy. Seriously, you must be flammable.
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one time I had sex and it was so amazing but then I found out that she wasn't even thinking about me when we did it because she yelled out someone else's name and it was someone I had never heard of. then when we were all done because like, I wasn't gonna let that little ordeal stop me from having sex with a hot chick... but yeah we were all done then I went to get up and go to the restroom and I fell, and then I woke up and realized it was all a dream, and I had rolled off my bed, and that I actually still haven't had sex and that I'm still a virgin. then I finished what I was gonna do in my dream, went to the restroom, went back to sleep.
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Monkeys
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That is disturbingly sad.
Your subconscious loves utterly destroying you.
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