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There must be some jew in me.

 
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Cryoma
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:45 pm    Post subject: There must be some jew in me. Reply with quote

Traditional method of clearing out stuff and making money: Have a garage sale.
This involves an entire day of prep by setting up tables and organizing shit into boxes, hanging clothes on a wheeling rack, etc.
Then you have to advertise on craigslist, get up shit ass early in the morning and drag everything into your driveway, and brace yourself as a horde of mexicans washes over your house.
Nobody will even want half your stuff, and half the people interested in the other half won't get it anyway, and out of the quarter of all people that actually ask you for a price, maybe 10% actually buy something.
Most of it is petty stuff, like a box of legos for $2, or a lampshade for $3, you get lucky to sell the old TV or kitchen table.
All in all, you spend 2 days working hard, get rid of about a quarter of the stuff you dragged out, and make $300 tops.

My method:
Take all your shit to charity, get a tax write off for a few hundred dollars, sell the slip to someone for $50 or so less than it's worth, and bam.
You've gotten rid of ALL of your stuff and made $550.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

best solution: dont buy shit you don't need
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
best solution: dont buy shit you don't need

protip: not even really my stuff
but don't tell my roommates that
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
Brolock wrote:
best solution: dont buy shit you don't need

protip: not even really my stuff
but don't tell my roommates that
now yous a jew+nigga
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Brolock wrote:
best solution: dont buy shit you don't need

protip: not even really my stuff
but don't tell my roommates that
now yous a jew+nigga

Shit nigga I get to be a spic AND a kike
at the same fuckin TIME
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you bothered defending yourself when I called you poor in the past ?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack wrote:
And you bothered defending yourself when I called you poor in the past ?



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack wrote:
And you bothered defending yourself when I called you poor in the past ?


I am poor
$500 is a big deal to me
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
And you bothered defending yourself when I called you poor in the past ?


I am poor
$500 is a big deal to me

wow. the lies continue. next you're going to say you didn't argue with me when i described you as mentally deficient
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
And you bothered defending yourself when I called you poor in the past ?


I am poor
$500 is a big deal to me

wow. the lies continue. next you're going to say you didn't argue with me when i described you as mentally deficient

When did you call me mentally deficient?
I am not mentally deficient, I am the 98% of the US that is dirt poor.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah. i see you're playing the amnesia angle. not the most original approach
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack, you have to much money, can I have a spare million?
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i need a new computer, me too
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack rollin, brace for troll.
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trollbots roll out
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