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King Chezzmo
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 Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:50 pm Post subject: >Walk into the bus yesterday |
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>See a black guy with golden chains and cap with a girl, pointing at me as I enter
>Get nervous, approach his location
>''Hey, you, nerd!''
>For some reason say ''Sorry, I don't speak to the inferior race.''
>Realize what I just said as he gets up to fight me
>Suddenly remember what I learned from playing Deus Ex Human Revolution
>Grab his fist before it hits me and stick my knee in his diaphragm, and as he bends I grab his shoulders and make him spin 180º, to punch him in the neck as hard as I can, and he falls unconscious
>Go to the end of the bus, take a seat and listen to Slipknot until I get home
Glorious real life fighting general?
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Killor1
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| Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:51 pm Post subject: Re: >Walk into the bus yesterday |
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| .accela wrote: | >See a black guy with golden chains and cap with a girl, pointing at me as I enter
>Get nervous, approach his location
>''Hey, you, nerd!''
>For some reason say ''Sorry, I don't speak to the inferior race.''
>Realize what I just said as he gets up to fight me
>Suddenly remember what I learned from playing Deus Ex Human Revolution
>Grab his fist before it hits me and stick my knee in his diaphragm, and as he bends I grab his shoulders and make him spin 180º, to punch him in the neck as hard as I can, and he falls unconscious
>Go to the end of the bus, take a seat and listen to Slipknot until I get home
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I seriously lol'd. Now I hate you though.
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Evil_Intentions
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| Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 9:10 pm Post subject: Re: >Walk into the bus yesterday |
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| .accela wrote: | >See a black guy with golden chains and cap with a girl, pointing at me as I enter
>Get nervous, approach his location
>''Hey, you, nerd!''
>For some reason say ''Sorry, I don't speak to the inferior race.''
>Realize what I just said as he gets up to fight me
>Suddenly remember what I learned from playing Deus Ex Human Revolution
>Grab his fist before it hits me and stick my knee in his diaphragm, and as he bends I grab his shoulders and make him spin 180º, to punch him in the neck as hard as I can, and he falls unconscious
>Go to the end of the bus, take a seat and listen to Slipknot until I get home
Glorious real life fighting general? |
>slipknot
Ruined the whole story...
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Anarchy
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| Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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>walk into the wall
>go through it
glorious super powers general
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:38 am Post subject: |
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want pie
eat pie
showed that pie who was boss
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Nirojan
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:39 am Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | want pie
eat pie
showed that pie who was boss |
who was the boss?
was it the pie?
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:40 am Post subject: |
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| Nirojan wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | want pie
eat pie
showed that pie who was boss |
who was the boss?
was it the pie? |
my stomach was boss
now it's cramped
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Kargarok
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:46 pm Post subject: Re: >Walk into the bus yesterday |
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What's this
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Phox
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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>Guy who I hate walks past me and gives me a nasty smirk
>Hit him as hard as I can in the back of the head with my gym bag
feels good man
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Kargarok
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>One of the most popular girls in the school walks up to me
>I rape her
feels good man
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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>supposed to go to school
>eat pills and walk around everywhere but my school
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Aniblaze
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:06 pm Post subject: |
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| This never happened.
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Kargarok
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | >walk onto bus after class
>take it two stops to dorms rather than a 15 minute walk
>america |
Shiiite. I'd rather take a bus than a walk. The only reason I don't walk to school is because it's about 20 miles away :I
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Aviar³
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| Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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| TheIndianGuy wrote: | >walk onto bus after class
>take it two stops to dorms rather than a 15 minute walk
>america |
I thought you lived in India or some shit.
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