Cheat Engine

Evil_Intentions · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:16 pm Post subject: So yea

I begin my journey, alone but happy. I find myself punching trees for wood, because punching trees is fucking manly. I use my expert cabinet making skills to strip them down to boards, then I use those boards to make a crafting bench, fuck if I know how, I ain't got nails, but I just punched a fucking tree to death so fuck haters. Sos I'm looking for a place to put this godly fucking magic bench, got me? I see this little cave in the side of a mountain. I go in, throw down my crafting bench and get to work. I fashion myself an axe and sword out of fucking wood. Not only can I punch trees to pieces, but I can fucking cut them with a fucking wood axe. If trees could commit cannibalism, this is as close as we're fucking getting. By the time I'm done crafting my cannibal axe, it's getting fuckin dark. But hell naw I ain't turning up the brightness, I aint no pussy, I punch trees and rocks to build things without nails, I'm assuming I just use my own cum cuz it's so fucking manly. So it's getting dark, I can't even see the opening of my cave at this point so I know I'm screwed. But fuck that, I'm a fucking man. I build a bed and sleep in that motherfucker till a bitch ass skeleton wakes me up. I go at him with my sword, but it's fucking wood so I'm fucked. I'm running my ass off trying to find the entrance of a cave, I barely escape with my manly life. I'm in open field, I'm sprinting like a motherfucker, all I here is screaches and hisses coming from left and right. Then, out of fucking nowhere explosions. I fucking ran my ass to iraq. Shit's exploding, I got arrows raining death upon me, so I climb up this big ass hill. I run from one side to the other, and jump as I dodge 3 arrows over an explosion. I land in a tree a few feet away. I've been here for 20 fucking minutes, and finally I see the sunrise.

Kargarok · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:18 pm Post subject:

Stopped reading at "punching trees"
Now for singing
OOOOOO
YAAAA
AH
SHA
DADGADA
WHOOOOM
AAAAA
YES
OHMYGOD

Aviar³ · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:35 pm Post subject:

I was waiting for a bel-air.

Evil_Intentions · Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:38 pm Post subject:

Nibelton · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 3:59 am Post subject:

wall of text,summarize

Evil_Intentions · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 6:41 am Post subject:

C-Dizzle · Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 8:53 am Post subject: