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Kardi Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:51 pm Post subject: Soooo? I could use a little advice here, dick does not fit. |
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So yesterday I was at my girls home, (we are not "officially" boy&girlfriends)
And my cousin and another girl came over. We drank some beer, and a little vodka.
11 pm i ask if we should go to bed, and i whipsered "and drop some clothes"
so we did that etc. then we tried to fuck, you think "nice" nah, because i tried
and she tried to get it in her, but she was too damn tight, and my dick
wouldn't go in. Some advice guys? We are both virgins btw.
No, this is not a troll or some shit i just say.
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Vincent. Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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maybe it's cuz yu put it in ass not in vagina xD XDXDXD
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| You're supposed to put it in the slit, not the circle.
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xXL3G10N~4~LYFEXx Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Take it slowly?
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Vincent. Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| xXL3G10N~4~LYFEXx wrote: | | Take it slowly? |
Oh you.
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Gypsy++ Master Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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cut some of it off
Also, a common mistake is that you aren't even inserting it into the hole. The vaginal hole is located just below the ass. Not middle or top.
Try inserting there and you should be good.
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The Black Up Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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Go fingers first, get a feel of the area. Then insert penis
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| The Black Up wrote: | | Go fingers first, get a feel of the area. Then insert penis |
Hoa girl get pregnant?
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Kardi Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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Guys, seriously. I made her put it in, I tried myself and yea, I fucking know
where the hole is. I fingered her before we tried. You know, it's like this,
"woah, I about to have sex, fuck yeeeah seaking! (Push and push, penis is
about to break and she tells it hurts) and then you think "come oooon maan"
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Lange Frans. wrote: | | The Black Up wrote: | | Go fingers first, get a feel of the area. Then insert penis |
Hoa girl get pregnant? |
how is babby made?
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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| She's like 13 or something it's gonna be difficult regardless you horny little faggot
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Vincent. Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Kardi wrote: | Guys, seriously. I made her put it in, I tried myself and yea, I fucking know
where the hole is. I fingered her before we tried. You know, it's like this,
"woah, I about to have sex, fuck yeeeah seaking! (Push and push, penis is
about to break and she tells it hurts) and then you think "come oooon maan" |
Have some respect for the girl, douchebag.
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Kardi Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 pm Post subject: |
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What did I think of, asking this place man.xD
Connor: She's 15 and two months older than me, so nah you filthy teabagger.
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Kardi wrote: | | What did I think of, asking this place man.xD | Says the guy that doesn't even know that it'll hurt when you first do it, especially for her.
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