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Soooo? I could use a little advice here, dick does not fit.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:51 pm    Post subject: Soooo? I could use a little advice here, dick does not fit. Reply with quote

So yesterday I was at my girls home, (we are not "officially" boy&girlfriends)
And my cousin and another girl came over. We drank some beer, and a little vodka.
11 pm i ask if we should go to bed, and i whipsered "and drop some clothes"
so we did that etc. then we tried to fuck, you think "nice" nah, because i tried
and she tried to get it in her, but she was too damn tight, and my dick
wouldn't go in. Some advice guys? We are both virgins btw.

No, this is not a troll or some shit i just say.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote




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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe it's cuz yu put it in ass not in vagina xD XDXDXD
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're supposed to put it in the slit, not the circle.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Take it slowly?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

xXL3G10N~4~LYFEXx wrote:
Take it slowly?


Oh you.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cut some of it off

Also, a common mistake is that you aren't even inserting it into the hole. The vaginal hole is located just below the ass. Not middle or top.

Try inserting there and you should be good.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go fingers first, get a feel of the area. Then insert penis
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Black Up wrote:
Go fingers first, get a feel of the area. Then insert penis


Hoa girl get pregnant?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guys, seriously. I made her put it in, I tried myself and yea, I fucking know
where the hole is. I fingered her before we tried. You know, it's like this,
"woah, I about to have sex, fuck yeeeah seaking! (Push and push, penis is
about to break and she tells it hurts) and then you think "come oooon maan"
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lange Frans. wrote:
The Black Up wrote:
Go fingers first, get a feel of the area. Then insert penis


Hoa girl get pregnant?

how is babby made?
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She's like 13 or something it's gonna be difficult regardless you horny little faggot
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kardi wrote:
Guys, seriously. I made her put it in, I tried myself and yea, I fucking know
where the hole is. I fingered her before we tried. You know, it's like this,
"woah, I about to have sex, fuck yeeeah seaking! (Push and push, penis is
about to break and she tells it hurts) and then you think "come oooon maan"


Have some respect for the girl, douchebag.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What did I think of, asking this place man.xD

Connor: She's 15 and two months older than me, so nah you filthy teabagger.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kardi wrote:
What did I think of, asking this place man.xD
Says the guy that doesn't even know that it'll hurt when you first do it, especially for her.
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