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Channel GannoK · pffrt Reputation: 130 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 608

What are some of your weirdest stories you've had while on public transportation. Green text welcome.
>get on the bus
>find the only seat that's open so I can sit by myself
>3 stops later there is a cross dresser that gets on
>OH GOD PLEASE DONT SIT NEXT TO ME PLEASE
>he sits next to me
>practically takes up half of my seat and moves against me
>I'm practically freaking out but too beta to say anything(fuckyea)
>his balls are hanging out of his dress
>"sir excuse me I'm getting off here"
>"sure you are. You're just jealous because I'm more of a man. "
>wat
>I walk home now for 5 miles
Fucking. Oregon. Strangest motherfucking place I have ever lived.

Bisa · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:53 am Post subject:

That's what you get for being socially awkward and not sitting next to a normal person.

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ControlAltDelete · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:59 am Post subject:

I live in Toronto, crossdressers are the norm on the bus, Lol.

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ControlAltDelete · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:08 am Post subject:

Well, I'm used to druggies and alcoholics on the bus, also the homeless, crying children, crazy people, I've honestly seen a girl with a hospital band on a bus the day after I seen her in a Psych ward when I was visiting someone.. What the hell? How did she get on a bus? She was preaching gods ways and shit about life that made no sense, she was schizophrenic or just plain old crazy. My point is, no matter what, you're going to see some "different" people on the bus, and they are on there for the same reason you are, to get where they're going, so leave em' be and sit elsewhere or just stand if they sit right beside you. I usually end up trying to talk to these kind of people(Minus the trannies, but I do enjoy my crazies) they are interesting.

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ControlAltDelete · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:12 am Post subject:

SGL · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:29 am Post subject:

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DURAN · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:32 am Post subject:

Benji · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:54 am Post subject:

Around 4 years ago, I sat in the bus from school going home when suddenly a really fat lady stepped in. I was like "Oh my god, please don't sit next to me, PLEASE DON'T GO SIT NEXT TO ME!". My prayers had been heard, she didn't go sit next to me, but even worse; Opposite to me. She started having this really strange look on her face and then she started looking at me. I was like wtf and we kept starting at each other. After a while she started coughing like shit and I could very clearly smell the beer in her breath. After she kept coughing there even came some saliva of hers on me. I looked at her with a frowned face and she looked back at me with a "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!" face.

I got out next stop and walked 1,5km home.

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Wania · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:24 pm Post subject:

In Sweden we don't get crazies on our buses.
I like this country, shit is normal here.
FUCK YEAH PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION!

Side note: We had our first suicide bomber last Saturday. biggest fail ever, the dude only managed to blow himself up. O_O

Butters · Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 12:27 pm Post subject:

This thread is just like being on /fit/.