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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Never drank before in my life.

Noob at life.

Because bragging about binging over the internet is l33t.

After a night of (moderate) drinking me and a buddy calculated what we drank in pure alcohol (obviously this was the next day). We both drank an entire Tequila bottle which had 39% alcohol per liter bottle. Which means we drank 390 Ml of pure alcohol (each) in a single night.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I barely ever drink, but when I do it's extremely strong shit. Anyone ever try Ouzo? See, I'm only allowed to drink in greece because there's no legal age limit. I would probably drink over here but it's a moral thing.


dude, is this you?




Lul no. I fucking love that commercial though. My mom believes that I should get used to drinking a little bit because I will most likely drink in the future. She just doesn't want me to be that pussy that doesn't drink with my friends or whatever I guess. Stronger stuff like Ouzo and vodka burns like fuck, and It's not like I'm allowed to drink much even if I wanted to.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I puked all over my friends room, I drank 6 cult mojo 5,4% w/coffeine
4 shots 70% absinthe. And a couple a beers.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I SMOKED A LOT OF WEED AND ALL I DID WAS EAT AND FALL ASLEEP.

I smoked weed once, nothing happened.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sephiron wrote:
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I barely ever drink, but when I do it's extremely strong shit. Anyone ever try Ouzo? See, I'm only allowed to drink in greece because there's no legal age limit. I would probably drink over here but it's a moral thing.


dude, is this you?




Lul no. I fucking love that commercial though. My mom believes that I should get used to drinking a little bit because I will most likely drink in the future. She just doesn't want me to be that pussy that doesn't drink with my friends or whatever I guess. Stronger stuff like Ouzo and vodka burns like fuck, and It's not like I'm allowed to drink much even if I wanted to.

A lot of people take pride in not getting fucked after drinking large amounts of alcohol, while failing to realize how they'll probably need a liver transplant before they turn fifty. The reason you don't get drunk anymore after drinking excessively, is because your liver is failing to break down the alcohol, after which you get poisoned every time you drink.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also, you could drink 99% alchohol. One spoon and you're good.


Good to the morgue.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Sephiron wrote:
I barely ever drink, but when I do it's extremely strong shit. Anyone ever try Ouzo? See, I'm only allowed to drink in greece because there's no legal age limit. I would probably drink over here but it's a moral thing.


dude, is this you?




Lul no. I fucking love that commercial though. My mom believes that I should get used to drinking a little bit because I will most likely drink in the future. She just doesn't want me to be that pussy that doesn't drink with my friends or whatever I guess. Stronger stuff like Ouzo and vodka burns like fuck, and It's not like I'm allowed to drink much even if I wanted to.

A lot of people take pride in not getting fucked after drinking large amounts of alcohol, while failing to realize how they'll probably need a liver transplant before they turn fifty. The reason you don't get drunk anymore after drinking excessively, is because your liver is failing to break down the alcohol, after which you get poisoned every time you drink.

Ya. I think my mom is trying to teach me only to drink some alcohol. I've never been drunk in my life, and to tell you the truth It doesn't sound very fun. My uncle died of liver failure so meh.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A lot of people take pride in not getting fucked after drinking large amounts of alcohol, while failing to realize how they'll probably need a liver transplant before they turn fifty. The reason you don't get drunk anymore after drinking excessively, is because your liver is failing to break down the alcohol, after which you get poisoned every time you drink.


this is fucking retarded.


Pretty much, it's a negative thing and they still try to use it for dick measuring.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A lot of people take pride in not getting fucked after drinking large amounts of alcohol, while failing to realize how they'll probably need a liver transplant before they turn fifty. The reason you don't get drunk anymore after drinking excessively, is because your liver is failing to break down the alcohol, after which you get poisoned every time you drink.


this is fucking retarded.


I pride myself in being a lightweight, haters gonna hate.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A lot of people take pride in not getting fucked after drinking large amounts of alcohol, while failing to realize how they'll probably need a liver transplant before they turn fifty. The reason you don't get drunk anymore after drinking excessively, is because your liver is failing to break down the alcohol, after which you get poisoned every time you drink.


this is fucking retarded.


I pride myself in being a lightweight, haters gonna hate.



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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A lot of people take pride in not getting fucked after drinking large amounts of alcohol, while failing to realize how they'll probably need a liver transplant before they turn fifty. The reason you don't get drunk anymore after drinking excessively, is because your liver is failing to break down the alcohol, after which you get poisoned every time you drink.


this is fucking retarded.


Pretty much, it's a negative thing and they still try to use it for dick measuring.

Stupidity at its finest. Not that I'm any better though, I drink while being fully aware what it does to me. I'm probably worse from that point of view.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A lot of people take pride in not getting fucked after drinking large amounts of alcohol, while failing to realize how they'll probably need a liver transplant before they turn fifty. The reason you don't get drunk anymore after drinking excessively, is because your liver is failing to break down the alcohol, after which you get poisoned every time you drink.


this is fucking retarded.


Pretty much, it's a negative thing and they still try to use it for dick measuring.

Stupidity at its finest. Not that I'm any better though, I drink while being fully aware what it does to me. I'm probably worse from that point of view.


It's the incline of subconscious hope that you will get drunk faster than you will, because you know what it's like to be drunk and want it for enjoyability.

Weirdly enough, I'm about to drink with two friends.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drink sixties everynight.

Fuck yeah Dalton.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dalton. wrote:
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Augustine wrote:
A lot of people take pride in not getting fucked after drinking large amounts of alcohol, while failing to realize how they'll probably need a liver transplant before they turn fifty. The reason you don't get drunk anymore after drinking excessively, is because your liver is failing to break down the alcohol, after which you get poisoned every time you drink.


this is fucking retarded.


Pretty much, it's a negative thing and they still try to use it for dick measuring.

Stupidity at its finest. Not that I'm any better though, I drink while being fully aware what it does to me. I'm probably worse from that point of view.


It's the incline of subconscious hope that you will get drunk faster than you will, because you know what it's like to be drunk and want it for enjoyability.

Weirdly enough, I'm about to drink with two friends.

And you should enjoy it to the fullest extend! Alcohol provides us with an experience of how life is when you have only half a brain.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheIndianGuy wrote:
ControlAltDelete wrote:
TheIndianGuy wrote:
Augustine wrote:
A lot of people take pride in not getting fucked after drinking large amounts of alcohol, while failing to realize how they'll probably need a liver transplant before they turn fifty. The reason you don't get drunk anymore after drinking excessively, is because your liver is failing to break down the alcohol, after which you get poisoned every time you drink.


this is fucking retarded.


I pride myself in being a lightweight, haters gonna hate.


this! my brother rages and is like "nah man, you dont' still feel the effects. no, you're stupid. you wouldn't be rolling/tripping that hard. you shouldn't still be high. you probably got meth, not mdma."

MDMA releases substances already present in the body, causing a chemically induced high using the bodies own chemicals to produce the high. That's why, when you take MDMA two days after the initial high, it'll be a relatively weak effect. The longer the waiting period between doing MDMA, the stronger the effect will be. Also, this is why depression and irritation ensues the following three~five days.

Therefor, if you still feel high the day after, it means your body is still releasing the stuff that makes you feel... happy. This will also mean that the recovery period should take considerably long.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheIndianGuy wrote:
Kardi wrote:
TheIndianGuy wrote:
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I puked all over my friends room, I drank 6 cult mojo 5,4% w/coffeine
4 shots 70% absinthe. And a couple a beers.


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I SMOKED A LOT OF WEED AND ALL I DID WAS EAT AND FALL ASLEEP.

I smoked weed once, nothing happened.


have you ever smoked anything prior to that? a lot of people do it wrong their first time which is where the idea of not getting high your first time comes from. either that or you were smoking something other than weed.

Even if you do inhale correctly, if you smoke weed for the first time, there is a chance you won't feel anything.
The reason for this is, that your brain doesn't know/recognize this new stuff, and doesn't know what to do with it. Or something.

Also, getting drunk fast is good because you won't have to pay as much money for the same effect.
And not getting drunk has to do with a lot more than your liver...
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