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Personal life
Marriage
In November 2003, Woods became engaged to Elin Nordegren, a Swedish former model and daughter of former minister of migration Barbro Holmberg and radio journalist Thomas Nordegren.[218] They were introduced during The Open Championship in 2001 by Swedish golfer Jesper Parnevik, who had employed her as an au pair. They married on October 5, 2004 at the Sandy Lane resort on the Caribbean island of Barbados,[219] and lived at Isleworth, a community in Windermere, a suburb of Orlando, Florida.[220] They also have homes in Jackson, Wyoming, California, and Sweden.[221] In January 2006, they purchased a $39 million residential property in Jupiter Island, Florida, intending to make it their primary residence.[221] Jupiter Island residents include fellow golfers Gary Player, Greg Norman, and Nick Price, as well as singers Celine Dion and Alan Jackson. In 2007, a guest house owned by Woods on the Jupiter Island estate was destroyed in a fire caused by lightning.[222]

Early in the morning of June 18, 2007, Elin gave birth to the couple's first child, a daughter, Sam Alexis Woods, in Orlando.[223] The birth occurred just one day after Woods finished tied for second in the 2007 U.S. Open.[224] Woods chose to name his daughter Sam because his father said that Woods looked more like a Sam.[225][226] On September 2, 2008, Woods announced on his website that he and his wife were expecting their second child.[227] Five months later, it was announced Elin had given birth to a son, Charlie Axel Woods, on February 8, 2009.[228] Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren officially divorced on August 23, 2010.


Marital infidelity and career break
On November 25, 2009, supermarket tabloid The National Enquirer published a story claiming that Woods had an extramarital affair with nightclub manager Rachel Uchitel‎,[229] a claim she denied.[230] The story began to attract media attention when Woods had a car accident a day and a half later:[231] as he left his home around 2:30 A.M. in his SUV, a 2009 Cadillac Escalade, Woods hit a hedge, a fire hydrant, and, finally, a tree down the street from his house.[232] Woods was treated for minor facial lacerations,[233] and cited for careless driving.[232] He refused to speak to the police and the accident fanned intense speculation for two days, until Woods released a statement on his website[234] taking blame for the crash and adding that it was a private matter; he also praised his wife, Elin, for getting him out of the car.[235]

Woods announced shortly afterward that he would neither play in nor attend his own charity golf tournament, the Chevron World Challenge, nor any other remaining tournament in 2009.[236]

Interest in the story grew, until San Diego cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs publicly claimed in the gossip magazine Us Weekly that she had a two-and-a-half-year affair with Woods, producing voice and text messages that she said Woods left her. The voice message stated: "Hey it's Tiger, I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone...You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."[229] Woods released an apology on the day that the story was published, expressing regret for "transgressions" and saying "I have let my family down."[237] Woods was not specific about the reason for the apology, and requested privacy.[238]

After over a dozen women claimed in various media outlets that they had affairs with Woods, media pressure increased.[239] On December 11, he released another statement, admitting to infidelity, offering another apology,[9] and announcing an indefinite hiatus from professional golf.[9] On the same day, lawyers acting on his behalf obtained an injunction in the High Court of Justice of England and Wales, preventing the publication in the UK of any images of Woods naked or having sexual intercourse, while denying that Woods was aware of the existence of any such images.[240] Reporting the subject of the injunction was also enjoined.[241] The following week, one of the women who had undertaken media interviews regarding her relationship with Woods admitted having taken photographs of Woods naked, on the pre-meditated premise that she would sell them if they ever broke up.[242]

The day after the statement, several companies indicated they were reconsidering endorsement deals. Gillette suspended advertising featuring Woods, and said they would not be hiring him for any public appearances for the company.[243] On December 13, management consultancy firm Accenture completely cut its sponsorship of Woods, stating that the golfer was "no longer the right representative."[244]

On December 8, 2009, Nielsen indicated that advertisers had tentatively suspended TV ads featuring Woods after news of his adulteries emerged. Major sponsors initially pledged support and to retain Woods,[245] but he was suspended by Gillette on December 11,[243] and completely dropped by Accenture on December 13.[244] On December 18, TAG Heuer dropped Woods "for the foreseeable future" from its advertising campaigns, only to then change their home page by December 23 to the statement that "Tag Heuer stands with Tiger Woods".[246] On January 1, 2010, AT&T announced the end of its sponsorship of Woods.[247] On January 4, 2010, Electronic Arts, via the blog of President Peter Moore, stated that they would continue to work with Woods and cited their collaboration on a web-based golf game, Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online.[248] On January 13, General Motors ended a free car loan deal that had been due to end on December 31, 2010.[249]

A December 2009 study by Christopher R. Knittel and Victor Stango, economics professors at the University of California at Davis, estimated that the shareholder loss caused by Woods' extramarital affairs to be between $5 billion and $12 billion.[250][251]

Golf Digest magazine, which had featured monthly instructional articles from Woods on an exclusive basis since 1997, announced in its February 2010 issue that it would suspend publication of articles by Woods while he works out his problems.[252]

On February 19, 2010, Woods delivered a televised speech from the PGA Tour headquarters in Florida.[253][254] He admitted that he had been unfaithful to his wife. He said he used to believe he was entitled to do whatever he wanted to do, and that, due to his success, normal rules did not apply to him. He said he realizes now that he was wrong to have had extramarital affairs, and apologized for the hurt his behavior caused to his family, friends, fans, and business partners. Woods stated he had strayed from Buddhism, his trained faith since childhood, and that he would work to re-embrace his faith in the future. Woods also stated he had been in a therapy program for 45 days, and would be returning there soon. He stated he planned to return to competitive golf in the future, but was unspecific on details. He did not take questions.[255]

On February 27, 2010, energy drink firm Gatorade ended its sponsorship of Tiger Woods. However, Gatorade said it would continue its partnership with the charitable Tiger Woods Foundation.[256] In March Irish bookmaker Paddy Power revealed that Woods had declined a $75 million endorsement deal with them.[257] On March 16, 2010, he announced that he would return to golf at the 2010 Masters.[129] However, his wife Elin planned to return to Sweden instead of attending the tournament.[258]

On March 21, 2010, he was interviewed by Tom Rinaldi, his first interview after the incident.[259] On April 29, 2010, the National Enquirer reported that Woods had confessed to his wife that he has had 120 affairs.[260] He also admitted having a one night stand with his neighbours' 21 year old daughter Raychel Coudriet whom he has known since she was 14.[261] The couple officially divorced on August 23, 2010.[262]

Other
On December 15, 2009, The New York Times reported that Anthony Galea, a Canadian sports doctor who had previously treated Woods, was under investigation by the Federal Bureau of Investigation for allegedly providing the drug Actovegin and human growth hormone to athletes.[263] According to the same article, Galea visited Woods at his Orlando home at least four times in February and March 2009 to administer a special blood-spinning technique, and that Woods had responded well to the treatment.

Woods has said he "believes in Buddhism... Not every aspect, but most of it."[264] In his February 19, 2010 public apology statement, Woods said that he had been raised as a Buddhist and had practiced this faith until recent years. He then said that he will turn back to Buddhism to help him turn his life around.[265]

When Woods came to Thailand for a tournament in 2000, Thai officials tried to bestow on him royal decorations, and even offered him Thai citizenship, based on his mother being Thai.[266] Although Woods said the bestowment would bring his family "a lot of honor [and] a lot of pride," he reportedly declined the offer because of tax complications.[267]

Woods has a niece named Cheyenne Woods who, as of 2009, is an amateur golfer at Wake Forest University.[268]

Woods and his former wife own a 155-foot (47 m) yacht called Privacy, berthed in Florida. The $20 million, 6,500 square feet (600 m2) vessel features a master suite, six staterooms, a theatre, gym, and Jacuzzi, and sleeps 21 people. Registered in the Cayman Islands, the boat was built for Woods by Christensen Shipyards, a Vancouver, Washington-based luxury yacht builder.[269] Woods sometimes stays on the yacht when playing tournaments at oceanside golf courses.[270][271][272]

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