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 Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 9:36 pm Post subject: So I thought about religion for a while, here is a list |
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So from descending order of Beliefs that make sense, here is my list.
Atheism - Believes in no god
Luciferianism - Believes in no god, just the unity of living things
Islam - Just realized this today. It's like luciferianism and Christian orthodox
Christian orthodox - Believes in a god, just takes it seriously
Christian catholicism - Believes in god and chopping off dicks
Judaism - I honestly don't even fucking know. I'll go ask the fucking golem
Christian baptist - It's like being a fucking carnival nigger that acts like they worship a god for the sole purpose of worshiping a god. Hell, I don't even know if you want to call it worshiping anything.
And, last but most defifucking least
Jehova witness- Holy fucking shit. What do you get when you cross between a confused fat cat lady and a baptist nigger? You get this steaming pile of shit. You get a very paranoid, lazy fucker that likes to think they read their 10 page paperback bible. I have nothing else to say but fuck you.
Anyways, put your list and opinions. They will add timber to the fire soon to come.
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CADism: Just live and don't worry about shit like that
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| ControlAltDelete wrote: | | CADism: Just live and don't worry about shit like that |
Worst Religon ever.
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Sephiron
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| ControlAltDelete wrote: | | CADism: Just live and don't worry about shit like that |
Hey, My cat is getting ran over by those damn christians
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Atheism believes that there is no god no matter if there is evidence or proof, just as ignorant as Christians.
AGNOSTIC: THE COOLEST.
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that's the most arrogant thing you have ever typed ever. Of course that if proof is found, we'll switch over. You know why? Because atheists are the only people fucking looking. You ever see a christian astronomer? Or have you ever seen a christian chemist? Honestly, if there is any proof, atheists found it.
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Boxism.
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| Sephiron wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | |
Epicbox.swf
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that's the most arrogant thing you have ever typed ever. Of course that if proof is found, we'll switch over. You know why? Because atheists are the only people fucking looking. You ever see a christian astronomer? Or have you ever seen a christian chemist? Honestly, if there is any proof, atheists found it. |
Actually you're wrong there.
Atheism is just as much a religion as Christianity.
Athiests make a living by tormenting other religions and calling them stupid and TP'ing their houses because they hate anyone stupid enough to believe in an imaginary friend past 8 years old.
It's a way of life, and a way of life is a religion, by definition.
(Religion doesn't mean you believe in a god)
Aside from that, plenty of Christians work in the scientific industries.
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| Cryoma wrote: | | Sephiron wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | |
Epicbox.swf
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that's the most arrogant thing you have ever typed ever. Of course that if proof is found, we'll switch over. You know why? Because atheists are the only people fucking looking. You ever see a christian astronomer? Or have you ever seen a christian chemist? Honestly, if there is any proof, atheists found it. |
Actually you're wrong there.
Atheism is just as much a religion as Christianity.
Athiests make a living by tormenting other religions and calling them stupid and TP'ing their houses because they hate anyone stupid enough to believe in an imaginary friend past 8 years old.
It's a way of life, and a way of life is a religion, by definition.
(Religion doesn't mean you believe in a god)
Aside from that, plenty of Christians work in the scientific industries. |
Ok, give me a large list of famous Christian biologists, astronomers (modern), and scientists.
Also, I agree on the fact that most atheists are just as ignorant as most Christians, if not worse, but it still doesn't change the fact that our modern sources are more credible than their thousand year old sources.
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| Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:47 pm Post subject: Re: So I thought about religion for a while, here is a list |
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| Sephiron wrote: | So from descending order of Beliefs that make sense, here is my list.
Atheism - Believes in no god
Luciferianism - Believes in no god, just the unity of living things
Islam - Just realized this today. It's like luciferianism and Christian orthodox
Christian orthodox - Believes in a god, just takes it seriously
Christian catholicism - Believes in god and chopping off dicks
Judaism - I honestly don't even fucking know. I'll go ask the fucking golem
Christian baptist - It's like being a fucking carnival nigger that acts like they worship a god for the sole purpose of worshiping a god. Hell, I don't even know if you want to call it worshiping anything.
And, last but most defifucking least
Jehova witness- Holy fucking shit. What do you get when you cross between a confused fat cat lady and a baptist nigger? You get this steaming pile of shit. You get a very paranoid, lazy fucker that likes to think they read their 10 page paperback bible. I have nothing else to say but fuck you.
Anyways, put your list and opinions. They will add timber to the fire soon to come. |
I'm pretty sure they worship the christian devil.
Seeing as the name lucifer is in the religion
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| Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 10:53 pm Post subject: Re: So I thought about religion for a while, here is a list |
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| Mi/c/healRein wrote: | | Sephiron wrote: | So from descending order of Beliefs that make sense, here is my list.
Atheism - Believes in no god
Luciferianism - Believes in no god, just the unity of living things
Islam - Just realized this today. It's like luciferianism and Christian orthodox
Christian orthodox - Believes in a god, just takes it seriously
Christian catholicism - Believes in god and chopping off dicks
Judaism - I honestly don't even fucking know. I'll go ask the fucking golem
Christian baptist - It's like being a fucking carnival nigger that acts like they worship a god for the sole purpose of worshiping a god. Hell, I don't even know if you want to call it worshiping anything.
And, last but most defifucking least
Jehova witness- Holy fucking shit. What do you get when you cross between a confused fat cat lady and a baptist nigger? You get this steaming pile of shit. You get a very paranoid, lazy fucker that likes to think they read their 10 page paperback bible. I have nothing else to say but fuck you.
Anyways, put your list and opinions. They will add timber to the fire soon to come. |
I'm pretty sure they worship the christian devil.
Seeing as the name lucifer is in the religion |
Despite common belief, Lucifer is not Satan. Luciferianism has nothing to do with Christianity in any way.
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In English, "Lucifer" generally refers to the Devil, although the name is not applied to him in the New Testament. The use of the name "Lucifer" in reference to a fallen angel stems from an interpretation of Isaiah 14:3–20, a passage that speaks of a particular Babylonian King, to whom it gives a title that refers to what in English is called the Day Star or Morning Star (in Latin, lucifer),[2] as fallen or destined to fall from the heavens or sky.[3] In 2 Peter 1:19 and elsewhere, the same Latin word lucifer is used to refer to the Morning Star, with no relation to the devil. However, in post-New Testament times the Latin word Lucifer has often been used as a name for the devil, both in religious writing and in fiction, especially when referring to him before he fell from Heaven.
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