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My sister (she's 1 came home with her boyfriend about an hour ago. Both plastered out of their minds, they struggled to even make it through the corridor of the house to her room (which happens to be right next to mine).
So, after about ten minutes I can clearly hear them fucking. It's some hot, steamy shit going in there, I can tell by the moaning. Thankfully, my parents are out of town for the weekend. God forbid they should witness their lovely daughter acting all hedonistic like this.
Anyway, shit dies down after about forty minutes. I then hear her boyfriend's creepy snore. It's like Jack Nicholson exhaling smoke through his belly, get the idea? So, being the dirty little pervert that I am (and because I forgot my iPod in her room), I sneak inside and can see them both still on top of each other, sleeping like angels in the light of the lamp. As I come closer, I notice something on my sister's cheek. It's cum, and it's LOADS of it.
If this thread gets over 100 posts, I swear on my grandmother's holy spirit that I'll go fetch the camera, snap a picture and deliver.
This exact stale, old copypasta has been posted 1000 times today. I thought that there was some sort of flood filter for this kind of thing?
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Hero
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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snap pic of sister now, for later usage.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:43 pm Post subject: Re: Okay, /b/... |
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| Pho/x/ wrote: | My sister (she's 1 came home with her boyfriend about an hour ago. Both plastered out of their minds, they struggled to even make it through the corridor of the house to her room (which happens to be right next to mine).
So, after about ten minutes I can clearly hear them fucking. It's some hot, steamy shit going in there, I can tell by the moaning. Thankfully, my parents are out of town for the weekend. God forbid they should witness their lovely daughter acting all hedonistic like this.
Anyway, shit dies down after about forty minutes. I then hear her boyfriend's creepy snore. It's like Jack Nicholson exhaling smoke through his belly, get the idea? So, being the dirty little pervert that I am (and because I forgot my iPod in her room), I sneak inside and can see them both still on top of each other, sleeping like angels in the light of the lamp. As I come closer, I notice something on my sister's cheek. It's cum, and it's LOADS of it.
If this thread gets over 100 posts, I swear on my grandmother's holy spirit that I'll go fetch the camera, snap a picture and deliver.
This exact stale, old copypasta has been posted 1000 times today. I thought that there was some sort of flood filter for this kind of thing? |
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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my post counts as 98 posts
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Did everyone read the last line?
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Rin lies.
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Hero
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| 19 wrote: | | Did everyone read the last line? |
Yep
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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we read it, but i like to post in threads about incest
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Hero wrote: | | 19 wrote: | | Did everyone read the last line? |
Yep |
Then why are you asking for pics?
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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You should toatly post that pic man +1 post
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Rin
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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i did not, i merely stated my post counts as 98 posts
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| Rin wrote: | | i did not, i merely stated my post counts as 98 posts |
But it doesn't 
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but it does ;3
you just cant see it since you're not a mod
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Rin wrote: | but it does ;3
you just cant see it since you're not a mod |
How exactly did you become a mod?
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Hero
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| Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| 19 wrote: | | Hero wrote: | | 19 wrote: | | Did everyone read the last line? |
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Then why are you asking for pics? |
Because I always ask people for pics of their sisters.
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