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Saya Master Cheater
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:35 pm Post subject: If you are old enough to remember this... |
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Japanese smileys are interesting in the way that Otaku regularly use them in an attempt to make their emoticons looks more anime-ish, thus deserving a punch in the fucking face. Unfortunately, one cannot punch an Otaku in the face across the internets, therefore we are resorted to trolling for the lulz.
Here is a list of Otaku emoticons:
^O^ User is orgasming
^_^ User is looking up at the sky, waiting for a pile of shit to land on their forehead.
-_- Person using this smiley is most likely taking it up the ass, which results in a grotesque face contortion similar to -_-
o_O Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye; it's bigger than the other.
O_O Same as above, except having 2 fucked up eyes
^.^ Looks almost like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, but Otaku don't believe in Christmas so who the fuck knows
x_x Otaku just drank poison, hopefully
^_~ Just recently got cum splattered in their eye so they're trying to wink out the burning sensation
;_; Supposed to resemble a crying emoticon but it looks more like a fuckin' four-eyed extraterrestrial.
>_< Victim of trolling lulz
n_n Rainbows for eyes are supposed to represent an Otaku's pride in being a faggot
T_T Telephone poles got shoved in their eyesockets
^v^ O RLY???!!!!
^o^ Represents an Otaku's willingness to perform fellatio on you.
^=^ Furry smiley, stay the fuck away
X3 Deepthroat Giving head in this series of action
XO<===================3
X===3
X3
._. Represents a reaction to coming across a big cock ready to accepted in any orifice.
>.> Someone shifting their eyes, attempting to find a cock to suck. If used repeatedly, failing to find a suitable cock.
(``){0.0}(``) This piece of shit is a bear. Yes, it's a bear. Its got 2 claws and a big ugly anime motherfuckin face.
\_d(O.O)b_/ This is a WTF reaction. Only used when the person using it can not find a cock anywhere. Noone thinks this is funny.
(>^_^)> User is a fatty and dancing. Fatty can be assumed anyhow because they are on the internets.
(>^_^(>0_0)> User is experiencing surprise sex.
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〒_〒 User has discovered more about Japan than Animu, Mangos and Pocky, and is crying because he or she will have to purchase two tickets to Japan to accomodate their girth, which they can't afford because they used up so much money on Animu, Mangos and Pocky.</
< の_の User is unsure of a translation, because it isn't one of the three Japanese phrases he or she knows.
=_= The unholy lovechild of the -_- face and that atrocious cocknazi catface. Otaku's think it makes them look cool, but like the above it's just a 4 eyed piece of anime shit, with a fucking line for a mouth.
._; wat
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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^=^
furry ftw
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trebor Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| I remember when I posted this. :D
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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| What do I obtain for remembering these?
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trebor Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Aname wrote: | | What do I obtain for remembering these? | My love! <3
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Posted: Sun May 30, 2010 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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| trebor wrote: | | Aname wrote: | | What do I obtain for remembering these? | My love! <3 | I didn't have that earlier?
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