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Fucking dumb sluts shouldn't be granted the right to drive.
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redslothx
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:23 pm    Post subject: Fucking dumb sluts shouldn't be granted the right to drive. Reply with quote

some dumb bitch crossed a red light and totaled my car
like wtf..... i was driving along singing some songs in car and there's a green light ahead. the retard decides to make a u-turn.
now my car has a fucked up front (whole radiator area was bent downward and part of the engine was all fucked up.
My windshield cracked in the process of my engine's hood ripping off and hitting my windshield.

on the bright side, that bitch's car was totaled too. my front end fucked up the entire right side of her car and I even managed to hit her wheels hard enough to break it off the axles.

thankfully, seatbelts were on.
starting laughing my ass off and then felt scared as shit. god that was fucking scary.

wear your seat belt guys ._.
Even with it on, it hurt like a mother fucker when the car came to an abrupt stop.
you don't want to go through this.



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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry to hear this happened, I've been in an accident myself before and they are not fun, at first. :3
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

does your insurance cover it?
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ControlAltDelete wrote:
Sorry to hear this happened, I've been in an accident myself before and they are not fun, at first. :3

Did the adrenaline rush make you feel good at any point?
i was like stunned and shit. then i laughed then cried like a mofo
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@ guy who asked about insurance:

-It was her fault. Her insurance will pay for my 08 Jag.

My insurance will remain the same, but they would have covered it either way. <3 statefarm

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU HAVE A JAG? :O I LOVE YOUR CAR. I have a shitty 97" Chrysler. I don't even have my license. x3
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom Hagen wrote:
ControlAltDelete wrote:
Sorry to hear this happened, I've been in an accident myself before and they are not fun, at first. :3

Did the adrenaline rush make you feel good at any point?
i was like stunned and shit. then i laughed then cried like a mofo
--------

@ guy who asked about insurance:

-It was her fault. Her insurance will pay for my 08 Jag.

My insurance will remain the same, but they would have covered it either way. <3 statefarm

a jaguar. how much did it cost you?

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Fish wrote:
Tom Hagen wrote:
ControlAltDelete wrote:
Sorry to hear this happened, I've been in an accident myself before and they are not fun, at first. :3

Did the adrenaline rush make you feel good at any point?
i was like stunned and shit. then i laughed then cried like a mofo
--------

@ guy who asked about insurance:

-It was her fault. Her insurance will pay for my 08 Jag.

My insurance will remain the same, but they would have covered it either way. <3 statefarm

a jaguar. how much did it cost you?


08 XJ series
about 45k (was used at the dealer when i got in 08, so it was under the normal price and it was in the same condition as new so.............................. yar <3)
still paying for it.

on a side note,
/wrist if i don't get a new one from insurance.

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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So freaky, I just got my first car today, and I don't have a license either.
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lulz my dad haz a jaguar he made it and I get it wen I tarn 16
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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Fucking dumb sluts shouldn't be granted the right to dri Reply with quote

Tom Hagen wrote:
some dumb bitch crossed a red light and totaled my car
like wtf..... i was driving along singing some songs in car and there's a green light ahead. the retard decides to make a u-turn.
now my car has a fucked up front (whole radiator area was bent downward and part of the engine was all fucked up.
My windshield cracked in the process of my engine's hood ripping off and hitting my windshield.

on the bright side, that bitch's car was totaled too. my front end fucked up the entire right side of her can and I even managed to hit her wheels hard enough to break it off the axles.

thankfully, seatbelts were on.
starting laughing my ass off and then felt scared as shit. god that was fucking scary.

wear your seat belt guys ._.
Even with it on, it hurt like a mother fucker when the car came to an abrupt stop.
you don't want to go through this.



-Personal blog entry of the day.


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PostPosted: Thu May 27, 2010 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Women drivers..
No survivors.
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 3:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you didn't exploit her feeling guilty? And don't you date pretend you don't know what I'm referring to.
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haxory' wrote:
And you didn't exploit her feeling guilty? And don't you date pretend you don't know what I'm referring to.

Wat?



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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dat bear wrote:
haxory' wrote:
And you didn't exploit her feeling guilty? And don't you date pretend you don't know what I'm referring to.

Wat?


Force her into sex as a way of sorry.
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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haxory' wrote:
Dat bear wrote:
haxory' wrote:
And you didn't exploit her feeling guilty? And don't you date pretend you don't know what I'm referring to.

Wat?


Force her into sex as a way of sorry.

Oh. That's retarded.
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