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[SWED] Faust
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:18 pm Post subject: Failed date was fail

first she came over to watch a movie... we were laying there and she said i can touch her more then just laying there so i put my arm around her... she kept looking at me... we kissed... she said i was sitting like a monkey, and said she was uncomfortable around me and she wanted to go home thats a failure... right? _________________

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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:19 pm Post subject:

Very, should've touched her boob.

[SWED] Faust
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:21 pm Post subject:

[SSCA]Nevergreen wrote:

Very, should've touched her boob.

i did while kissing... she didnt even touch my penis...
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Aids
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:25 pm Post subject:

Sounds like she got scared and bailed. Ring her tomorrow and ask if she's alright and apologise.

zackary
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:39 pm Post subject:

people underestimate random spam.
but we have alot of smart doods.
like this guy.

[SSCA]Nevergreen wrote:

Sounds like she got scared and bailed.

Ring her tomorrow and ask if she's alright and apologise.

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[SPW]Killamoocow
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:40 pm Post subject:

zackary wrote:

people underestimate random spam.
but we have alot of smart doods.
like this guy.

[SSCA]Nevergreen wrote:

Sounds like she got scared and bailed.

Ring her tomorrow and ask if she's alright and apologise.

can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic
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[SWED] Faust
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:40 pm Post subject:

[SPW]Killamoocow wrote:

zackary wrote:

people underestimate random spam.
but we have alot of smart doods.
like this guy.

[SSCA]Nevergreen wrote:

Sounds like she got scared and bailed.

Ring her tomorrow and ask if she's alright and apologise.

can't tell if you're being serious or sarcastic

me either... i already deleted her so... oh well... bitch was fugly anyways
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redslothx
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:45 pm Post subject: Re: Failed date was fail

♥Faust&#982 wrote:

first she came over to watch a movie... we were laying there and she said i can touch her more then just laying there so i put my arm around her... she kept looking at me... we kissed... she said i was sitting like a monkey, and said she was uncomfortable around me and she wanted to go home

thats a failure... right?

sigh... you're the failure.

She was asking you to touch her. The way you do this is by starting slow, and moving down her body. She didn't care about the movie, she cared about you giving her attention. Start at the neck and then move down. Seduce her a bit by kissing her. While you kiss her and if your hands are down enough, then move in -- it's what she wanted. She wanted you to finger her, and you only placed your hands around her.

As for your sitting, girls like this like it when you spread your legs open and allow them to sit in between while letting them rest their bodies against you. It makes them feel secure. How to turn her on even further? Keep trying to adjust your balls or cock. She'll know that you're getting horny.

By touching, she wanted you to rub up on her.

Congrats. You failed at getting laid tonight.

[SPW]Killamoocow
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:53 pm Post subject: Re: Failed date was fail

Tom Hagen wrote:

♥Faust&#982 wrote:

Congrats. You just called his girlfriend a whore.
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elpacco
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:21 pm Post subject: Re: Failed date was fail

[SPW]Killamoocow wrote:

Tom Hagen wrote:

♥Faust&#982 wrote:

Congrats. You just called his girlfriend a whore.

I'd disagree.
1. Not his girlfriend.
And 2. Not really.
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FangBanger wrote:

What is the best way for a lv19 Soldier to solo Sledge on Borderlands?

Shoot him.

Aids
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 10:26 pm Post subject:

zackary wrote:

people underestimate random spam.
but we have alot of smart doods.
like this guy.

[SSCA]Nevergreen wrote:

Sounds like she got scared and bailed.

Ring her tomorrow and ask if she's alright and apologise.

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