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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 1:35 am Post subject: |
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| ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Mi/c/healRein wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Yaoi wrote: | | No hands must be one of the few unlockable achievements. | Also Quickshot. 90 seconds? Lol. |
>get horny as fuck
>fap |
>90 Seconds.
That doesn't actually happen, there's no way you go from soft to jizzing in 90 seconds. |
What part of 'horny as fuck' do you not understand? _________________
 
 | [SSCA]Nevergreen wrote: | | Somebody warm me up with their body, preferably MichealRein without pants on. |
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Can How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 1:36 am Post subject: |
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| Mi/c/healRein wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Mi/c/healRein wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Yaoi wrote: | | No hands must be one of the few unlockable achievements. | Also Quickshot. 90 seconds? Lol. |
>get horny as fuck
>fap |
>90 Seconds.
That doesn't actually happen, there's no way you go from soft to jizzing in 90 seconds. |
What part of 'horny as fuck' do you not understand? |
The part of how your horny as fuck, without a hard on. |
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To0k How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:37 am Post subject: |
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| I FUCK THE SKULL OF JESUS wrote: | I've done it with no hands...
its called sex. | Oh, so fapping is having sex now. I see. |
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(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Joined: 07 Apr 2008 Posts: 1610
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 6:47 am Post subject: |
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| Trucido wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Mi/c/healRein wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Yaoi wrote: | | No hands must be one of the few unlockable achievements. | Also Quickshot. 90 seconds? Lol. |
>get horny as fuck
>fap |
>90 Seconds.
That doesn't actually happen, there's no way you go from soft to jizzing in 90 seconds. |
Brotip:
When someone you know sends you naked pictures of them.
You know they're coming and you get massive hardon.
You recieve them and fap splat. |
Another tip:
When you're in the elevator, you can fap there. Elevators are no longer than 90 seconds. |
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Kardi Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 9:54 am Post subject: |
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Oh my god, I've done about 10 of those
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kosmas Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 9:59 am Post subject: |
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| Can wrote: | | Trucido wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Mi/c/healRein wrote: | | ControlAltDelete wrote: | | Yaoi wrote: | | No hands must be one of the few unlockable achievements. | Also Quickshot. 90 seconds? Lol. |
>get horny as fuck
>fap |
>90 Seconds.
That doesn't actually happen, there's no way you go from soft to jizzing in 90 seconds. |
Brotip:
When someone you know sends you naked pictures of them.
You know they're coming and you get massive hardon.
You recieve them and fap splat. |
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
You guys are weak, I've done it in under half a minute. _________________
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Stylised Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 9:59 am Post subject: |
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| Cum in a jar 3 feet away? No. |
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kosmas Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 10:00 am Post subject: |
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| Captain Rage wrote: | | Cum in a jar 3 feet away? No. |
Unless theres a wall or something not letting you pass the jar, it seems impossible to me. o_O _________________
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I am God. Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 11:03 am Post subject: |
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| To0k =) wrote: | | I FUCK THE SKULL OF JESUS wrote: | I've done it with no hands...
its called sex. | Oh, so fapping is having sex now. I see. |
It doesn't say fap with no hands, it just implies ejaculate without using YOUR hands. Which in that case, Blowjobs, handsjobs, foot jobs, any other kind of kinky thing like using your own feet maybe. All which I've done. Minus my own feet. _________________
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Aids Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 11:35 am Post subject: |
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| I FUCK THE SKULL OF JESUS wrote: | | To0k =) wrote: | | I FUCK THE SKULL OF JESUS wrote: | I've done it with no hands...
its called sex. | Oh, so fapping is having sex now. I see. |
It doesn't say fap with no hands, it just implies ejaculate without using YOUR hands. Which in that case, Blowjobs, handsjobs, foot jobs, any other kind of kinky thing like using your own feet maybe. All which I've done. Minus my own feet. |
According to all the dictionarys I've read, fap means Masturbate.
I suppose getting a blowjob is masturbating, right? |
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