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The moment i saw her

 
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:29 am    Post subject: The moment i saw her Reply with quote

I was at work and i knew there was a new girl but didn't pay much mind, then it happened i saw her and she made eye contact with me....

Instantly time stood still, angels sang, and somewhere a flock of doves just shit on someones brand new BMW.... it was the perfect moment, or so i thought...

she came over to my register and told me i was going to train her... i about fainted...

we talk while i check out customer for a few hours then she said she was off... i said, "So, you have a phone number or something?"

she blushed and said she would be back, she clocked out, came back and handed me a piece of paper that i put in my pocket...

it was her facebook and said she didn't have a phone but once she got one i would be the first to have it

the next day i added her on facebook and we chatted... i told her when i got off work and she said she may come see me before work if i showed up early...

i arrived a hours early and she looked great... we went to McDonald's and i bought her lunch, we talked, i clocked in, and then once the day was done.... there she was... waiting for me...

she drove me home and we stood in my drive way for 30 minutes... just holding each other... nothing more... i came close to kissing her but i stopped myself for good reason... girls like a guy with some reserve... and i was driving her crazy

the next day she once again picked me up from work... went to my house, i changed clothes and we walked to the bar together... and we just drank pop and talked all night til the bar closed...

we walked back to my house and she said she had to but but wanted to use the bathroom before she left... i invited her inside, she went, and then came into my bedroom... she had fixed her hair...

she sat on my bed and i started so music on my psp, lollipop by framing hanley... she sat on my lap sideways so we could see face to face and our lips barely brushing against each others...

i whispered, "I won't kiss you... you have to make the first move."

3 minutes of shear anticipation for a kiss, then... she did it... she kissed me and i knew she wanted it...

we wound of have sex for 2 hours and she got sore and had to leave... i said ok... got blue balls... still haven't beat off yet because she is coming over again today....

that, my friends, is how to get what you want with some patients.

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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

we don't give a shit.
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your story is too long
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holland wrote:
Your story is too long


it is 3 days of shit

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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zooey Deschanel wrote:
Holland wrote:
Your story is too long


it is 3 days of shit


Your story is still too long.
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 8:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not very long ... took maybe 10-30 seconds to read it.
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

to summarise, you're all whipped over some chick, right
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack wrote:
to summarise, you're all whipped over some chick, right


wrong... i am working it so she falls in love with me then using her for sex

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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zooey Deschanel wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
to summarise, you're all whipped over some chick, right


wrong... i am working it so she falls in love with me then using her for sex

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Instantly time stood still, angels sang, and somewhere a flock of doves just shit on someones brand new BMW.... it was the perfect moment, or so i thought...

Odd.. that little prose didn't make it sound that way.
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a reason femanon is filtered to cumdumpster.
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 10:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grammar, use it.
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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slugsnack wrote:
Zooey Deschanel wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
to summarise, you're all whipped over some chick, right


wrong... i am working it so she falls in love with me then using her for sex

Quote:
Instantly time stood still, angels sang, and somewhere a flock of doves just shit on someones brand new BMW.... it was the perfect moment, or so i thought...

Odd.. that little prose didn't make it sound that way.


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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pictures.
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