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Mi/c/healRein
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:41 pm Post subject:

On a somewhat related note, what could i use as a dildo? Only thing that was long enough that can fit is a little plastic stick thing that used to be part of a cat toy
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Somebody warm me up with their body, preferably MichealRein without pants on.

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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:41 pm Post subject:

Kruë wrote:

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Missionairy.

I've done that. I want to spice it up.

I'm going to try a new position i've never done before.

Put her head on the floor, and lifts her ass into the air so she looks like this. (pic related.)

Face is priceless.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:43 pm Post subject:

The Hobo wrote:

Kruë wrote:

ControlAltDelete wrote:

Missionairy.

I've done that. I want to spice it up.

I'm going to try a new position i've never done before.

Put her head on the floor, and lifts her ass into the air so she looks like this. (pic related.)

Face is priceless.

yea she is frustrated with it.

Micheal, you can make one. . .

Get a condom, a paper towel roll, and some stuffing (socks or pillow stuffing) rubberband/hairtie

Cut paper towel roll to desired length,

Insert stuffing into roll, so its firm and fitting

Put condom over roll, and put a rubberband or hair tie at the bottom to make sure it holds, lube it up and get on it.
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Mi/c/healRein
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:55 pm Post subject:

Kruë wrote:

The Hobo wrote:

Kruë wrote:

ControlAltDelete wrote:

Missionairy.

I've done that. I want to spice it up.

I'm going to try a new position i've never done before.

Put her head on the floor, and lifts her ass into the air so she looks like this. (pic related.)

Face is priceless.

Might as well just try and buy one, the same reaction would happen from my mom if she found condoms.
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Somebody warm me up with their body, preferably MichealRein without pants on.

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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 9:58 pm Post subject:

Mi/c/healRein wrote:

Kruë wrote:

The Hobo wrote:

Kruë wrote:

ControlAltDelete wrote:

Missionairy.

I've done that. I want to spice it up.

I'm going to try a new position i've never done before.

Put her head on the floor, and lifts her ass into the air so she looks like this. (pic related.)

Face is priceless.

Might as well just try and buy one, the same reaction would happen from my mom if she found condoms.

well if she found a dildo it would be worse. At least if you did what I told you, you could cover it up and say you just were practicing putting one on.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:15 am Post subject:

go fuck her already shett

Mi/c/healRein
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:19 am Post subject:

Kruë wrote:

Mi/c/healRein wrote:

Kruë wrote:

The Hobo wrote:

Kruë wrote:

ControlAltDelete wrote:

Missionairy.

I've done that. I want to spice it up.

I'm going to try a new position i've never done before.

Put her head on the floor, and lifts her ass into the air so she looks like this. (pic related.)

Face is priceless.

Might as well just try and buy one, the same reaction would happen from my mom if she found condoms.

well if she found a dildo it would be worse. At least if you did what I told you, you could cover it up and say you just were practicing putting one on.

I know, why would i practice putting one on if i'm not using it?
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Somebody warm me up with their body, preferably MichealRein without pants on.

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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:49 am Post subject:

Mr. Kawaii wrote:

Before she knows you're there, wear a mask and break in / rape her.

Leave house, take off mask, re-enter.

heheh yeah

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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:52 am Post subject:

Ugh. OP, shut up, no one cares that you're "having sex." Michael, I see you haven't missed an opportunity to say "I'm gay", twat.

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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:56 am Post subject:

Stick it in her pooper. _________________ CARCASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Mi/c/healRein
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:56 am Post subject:

[AM]HackØtaku wrote:

Ugh.

OP, shut up, no one cares that you're "having sex."

Michael, I see you haven't missed an opportunity to say "I'm gay", twat.

Jesus, I'm not trying to shout the shit out, I was just gonna make another thread about it, but the thread was somewhat relevant
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HackOtaku
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:58 am Post subject:

Mi/c/healRein wrote:

[AM]HackØtaku wrote:

Ugh.

OP, shut up, no one cares that you're "having sex."

Michael, I see you haven't missed an opportunity to say "I'm gay", twat.

Jesus, I'm not trying to shout the shit out, I was just gonna make another thread about it, but the thread was somewhat relevant

Wrong, you're constantly saying how you're gay, it seems everyday you say something about being "gay", just shut the fuck up about it.

Mi/c/healRein
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 1:58 am Post subject:

[AM]HackØtaku wrote:

Mi/c/healRein wrote:

[AM]HackØtaku wrote:

Ugh.

OP, shut up, no one cares that you're "having sex."

Michael, I see you haven't missed an opportunity to say "I'm gay", twat.

Jesus, I'm not trying to shout the shit out, I was just gonna make another thread about it, but the thread was somewhat relevant

Wrong, you're constantly saying how you're gay, it seems everyday you say something about being "gay", just shut the fuck up about it.

no, i had a legitimate question, whether you think it was or not.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:00 am Post subject:

Why do you care if your mother finds out? _________________ CARCASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Mi/c/healRein
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:01 am Post subject:

Konata Izumi wrote:

Why do you care if your mother finds out?

Because i haven't told her that i'm gay
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