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Sephiron
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 Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:44 pm Post subject: A horrible situation to put you in |
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Ok, there's some crazy bitch that wants to have sex with you, and she's really hot. She also has a nuke strapped to her back and a detonator in her hand. She tells you that she will set it off if you have sex with her. She will also set it off you do not have sex with the fat lady that's in the helicopter above trying to save you. The fat ugly ass bitch says that if you have sex with her, she will save you. if not, she will leave you to die with the crazy bitch with the nuke.
Which path would you take?
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Slugsnack
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get saved, knock that fat bitch out. live to fuck another day
pretty sure once i'm done with the hot one she wouldn't wanna nuke herself anymore. COUNTERNUKE ! btw hot girl is not the same as 'best sex'
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm not a desperate faggot enough to sacrifice my life and probably millions of others' lives just to have sex with a hot chick.
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Sephiron
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Slugsnack wrote: | get saved, knock that fat bitch out. live to fuck another day
pretty sure once i'm done with the hot one she wouldn't wanna nuke herself anymore |
But she's piloting the helicopter, and you don't know how to and crash into the hot extremist nigga. The nuke goes off and you all die.
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Slugsnack
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| S3PHIRON wrote: | | Slugsnack wrote: | get saved, knock that fat bitch out. live to fuck another day
pretty sure once i'm done with the hot one she wouldn't wanna nuke herself anymore |
But she's piloting the helicopter, and you don't know how to and crash into the hot extremist nigga. The nuke goes off and you all die. |
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Fifty Shades of J
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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I would have sex with the fat lady.
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Jake!
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Fuck the fat chick and then use the story of how I stopped a nuclear warhead to fuck tons of other chicks.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| I hear that it's the fat ugly ones that try the hardest in bed.
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cokefag
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:48 pm Post subject: Re: A horrible situation to put you in |
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| S3PHIRON wrote: | Ok, there's some crazy bitch that wants to have sex with you, and she's really hot. She also has a nuke strapped to her back and a detonator in her hand. She tells you that she will set it off if you have sex with her. She will also set it off you do not have sex with the fat lady that's in the helicopter above trying to save you. The fat ugly ass bitch says that if you have sex with her, she will save you. if not, she will leave you to die with the crazy bitch with the nuke.
Which path would you take? |
I'd fuck the pilot who is reluctant about it and a male.
Then he'd crash into the woman and we'd all die anyways.
SO WORTH IT.
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Sephiron
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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| ArcaneKnite wrote: | | I hear that it's the fat ugly ones that try the hardest in bed. |
But they get heart attacks and you have to try harder to climb from under them.
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Slugsnack
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:51 pm Post subject: Re: A horrible situation to put you in |
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| cokefag wrote: | | S3PHIRON wrote: | Ok, there's some crazy bitch that wants to have sex with you, and she's really hot. She also has a nuke strapped to her back and a detonator in her hand. She tells you that she will set it off if you have sex with her. She will also set it off you do not have sex with the fat lady that's in the helicopter above trying to save you. The fat ugly ass bitch says that if you have sex with her, she will save you. if not, she will leave you to die with the crazy bitch with the nuke.
Which path would you take? |
I'd fuck the pilot who is reluctant about it and a male.
Then he'd crash into the woman and we'd all die anyways.
SO WORTH IT. |
The thing to notice here is the sex of the pilot was never specified in OP. It can be observed how cokefag defaulted it to male, also a male he decides to take up the ass for fun and then parade the great deal he got afterwards.
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Sephiron
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:52 pm Post subject: Re: A horrible situation to put you in |
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| Slugsnack wrote: | | cokefag wrote: | | S3PHIRON wrote: | Ok, there's some crazy bitch that wants to have sex with you, and she's really hot. She also has a nuke strapped to her back and a detonator in her hand. She tells you that she will set it off if you have sex with her. She will also set it off you do not have sex with the fat lady that's in the helicopter above trying to save you. The fat ugly ass bitch says that if you have sex with her, she will save you. if not, she will leave you to die with the crazy bitch with the nuke.
Which path would you take? |
I'd fuck the pilot who is reluctant about it and a male.
Then he'd crash into the woman and we'd all die anyways.
SO WORTH IT. |
The thing to notice here is the sex of the pilot was never specified in OP. It can be observed how cokefag defaulted it to male, also a male he decides to take up the ass for fun and then parade the great deal he got afterwards. |
She will also set it off you do not have sex with the fat lady that's in the helicopter above trying to save you. The fat ugly ass bitch says that if you have sex with her, she will save you. if not, she will leave you to die with the crazy bitch with the nuke.
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cokefag
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:52 pm Post subject: Re: A horrible situation to put you in |
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| Slugsnack wrote: | | cokefag wrote: | | S3PHIRON wrote: | Ok, there's some crazy bitch that wants to have sex with you, and she's really hot. She also has a nuke strapped to her back and a detonator in her hand. She tells you that she will set it off if you have sex with her. She will also set it off you do not have sex with the fat lady that's in the helicopter above trying to save you. The fat ugly ass bitch says that if you have sex with her, she will save you. if not, she will leave you to die with the crazy bitch with the nuke.
Which path would you take? |
I'd fuck the pilot who is reluctant about it and a male.
Then he'd crash into the woman and we'd all die anyways.
SO WORTH IT. |
The thing to notice here is the sex of the pilot was never specified in OP. It can be observed how cokefag defaulted it to male, also a male he decides to take up the ass for fun and then parade the great deal he got afterwards. |
Okay, so you're saying you'd put your life in the hands of a female pilot?
That's what I thought.
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Slugsnack
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:53 pm Post subject: Re: A horrible situation to put you in |
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| cokefag wrote: | | Slugsnack wrote: | | cokefag wrote: | | S3PHIRON wrote: | Ok, there's some crazy bitch that wants to have sex with you, and she's really hot. She also has a nuke strapped to her back and a detonator in her hand. She tells you that she will set it off if you have sex with her. She will also set it off you do not have sex with the fat lady that's in the helicopter above trying to save you. The fat ugly ass bitch says that if you have sex with her, she will save you. if not, she will leave you to die with the crazy bitch with the nuke.
Which path would you take? |
I'd fuck the pilot who is reluctant about it and a male.
Then he'd crash into the woman and we'd all die anyways.
SO WORTH IT. |
The thing to notice here is the sex of the pilot was never specified in OP. It can be observed how cokefag defaulted it to male, also a male he decides to take up the ass for fun and then parade the great deal he got afterwards. |
Okay, so you're saying you'd put your life in the hands of a female pilot?
That's what I thought. |
I already said I'd KO that bitch then use WPE Pro to fly the chopper
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Sephiron
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| Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:54 pm Post subject: Re: A horrible situation to put you in |
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| cokefag wrote: | | Slugsnack wrote: | | cokefag wrote: | | S3PHIRON wrote: | Ok, there's some crazy bitch that wants to have sex with you, and she's really hot. She also has a nuke strapped to her back and a detonator in her hand. She tells you that she will set it off if you have sex with her. She will also set it off you do not have sex with the fat lady that's in the helicopter above trying to save you. The fat ugly ass bitch says that if you have sex with her, she will save you. if not, she will leave you to die with the crazy bitch with the nuke.
Which path would you take? |
I'd fuck the pilot who is reluctant about it and a male.
Then he'd crash into the woman and we'd all die anyways.
SO WORTH IT. |
The thing to notice here is the sex of the pilot was never specified in OP. It can be observed how cokefag defaulted it to male, also a male he decides to take up the ass for fun and then parade the great deal he got afterwards. |
Okay, so you're saying you'd put your life in the hands of a female pilot?
That's what I thought. |
Yeah, girls don't know how to fly helicopters. They're just too far from the kitchen to get anything done right.
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