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majjikelkitty Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:26 am Post subject: Horrible night. |
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I finally get some sleep, FINALLLLLLLLY.
until.
my roommate stumbles inside the door turns on all the lights, and music.
wtf right.
then he decides to violently puke in a trash can.
he then leaves with all the lights on and music playing, singing.
i turn everything off, lock the door.
i fall back asleep.. I wake up to someone banging on the door [its not him]
they tell me to collect him from there room,
me: "no fucking way"
close the door and lock it, fall back asleep.
I wake up to sound of violent puke thinking its going on my carpet, i rage.
he then curses at me and falls asleep.
10 minutes later, his intestines are literally falling through his mouth as he is puking. I turn on my music, fall asleep.
My music is literally blaring, and 20 minutes later, he fucking farted so loud it woke me up.. me thinking he like shit himself look at him and almost die.. the stench from his side of the room is unbearable.
I leave my room for about 20 minutes pondering what to do, i walk back in the room and hes still farting. He then pukes again and passes out [he also farts in his sleep].
my room now smells like ass, and i want to die.
for the last 3 hours people have been knocking on my door bringing me his stuff he has left in there room and complaining.
he has broken light bulbs and smashed walls in peoples rooms.
his cellphone is broken and so is his dignity.
i am not pleased with my night.
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Gavin Moderator
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:32 am Post subject: |
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| sounds fun
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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:33 am Post subject: |
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| He'll choke on his own vomit and die eventually, not to worry.
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majjikelkitty Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:37 am Post subject: |
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| Gavin wrote: | | Viral wrote: | | He'll choke on his own vomit and die eventually, not to worry. | sounds fun |
:3
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Noz3001 I'm a spammer
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:43 am Post subject: |
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| What a cool guy. You're lucky to live with such a considerate person.
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Stylised Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:52 am Post subject: |
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I fucking lost it the first time you said fart.
Oh god, I'm still laughing.
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Gavin Moderator
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:53 am Post subject: |
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| Captain Rage wrote: | I fucking lost it the first time you said fart.
Oh god, I'm still laughing. |
>Implying this is a laugh you lose thread
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Stylised Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:54 am Post subject: |
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| Gavin wrote: | | Captain Rage wrote: | I fucking lost it the first time you said fart.
Oh god, I'm still laughing. |
>Implying this is a laugh you lose thread |
No, I lost it not I lost.
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majjikelkitty Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:57 am Post subject: |
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| @Nathan: I know, aren't you jealous.
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The Fish Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:58 am Post subject: |
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i woulda kicked him.
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Noz3001 I'm a spammer
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:21 am Post subject: |
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| MajjikelKitty wrote: | | @Nathan: I know, aren't you jealous. |
of him? yea
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SGL Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:27 am Post subject: |
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Cool guy.
I bet his night was fucking awesome.
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Butters Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:27 am Post subject: |
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| Punch him in the dick.
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Nick :3 I posted too much crap
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:29 am Post subject: |
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Alcohol is bad, you guys.
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Stylised Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:34 am Post subject: |
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Slap him, then quickly go back onto your bed pretending to be asleep.
Or draw on him, a lot.
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