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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:28 pm Post subject: ITT: Hobo's life story. |
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Once upon a time, in a spooky house, lay Justin, the evil scientist. Justin was the most evil man in the world. But the thing is, he didn't like it. It wasn't actually HIS fault he was evil.
It happened about 200 years ago, his great grandfather, Tinjus, was playing in the fields one day when a group of cowboys showed up. "Hey! I think this be the guy who stole the cows!" one of the cowboys, by the nick-name of 'Silent' said. "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sir I-i-i did n-n-n-n-ot." Tinjus said, scared out of his mind. The cowboys then looked at each other, and rode off. Tinjus thought he was a lucky man. Thought.
A few weeks later, Tinjus returned to that place. He had been packing up his stuff when he heard horses. Tinjus tried to run, but the cowboys were everywere. Silent hopped off his horse, and so did a odd looking woman. He took the women up to Tinjus. "This.. is the one?" the woman said with slight confusion. "Yes, this is the man who lied. THIS MAN IS A
LIAR!" Silent said. See, in this time, lying was a very bad thing to do, most of the time it was punished with death. Tinjus got the second punishment. The curse of the liar. The woman touched Tinjus's face, and mumbled some weird words. After that, they let him go home. A few days had passed, and nothing had happened. Tinjus was about to have his first baby. As the baby was on its way, someone burst into the room, and shot Tinjus 34 times in the arm(That's were people kept their organs back then).
Now you may be thinking, 'what did this curse do?' Well, it made all of his family mad. Not like 'GRR' mad, but evil scientist mad, and the longer the family lived, the madder they would get. So Justin was pretty hoppin' mad. Anyway, Justin had a plan. A plan to kill the cowboys and hopefully not be so mad. Justin wasn't only crazy, he was also smart. He spent 9 years of his life building the worlds first working time machine. Which, of course, he planned to use to kill the cowboys. But he wasn't the strongest man, and there was only one of him. He had to think of something that could do his work for him. Robots.
Justin made about 7 robots a day, for about a month. He needed time to think. He couldn't just send them in there.. But a month passed, and that's all he had. He sent every robot into the time machine. Justin went in after the last robot, he was just going to let them go in by their selfs, but he soon found that to be a bad idea, seeing that robots could kill Tinjus, so he went in.
More on this as I continue to look into his family's history.
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