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Mi/c/healRein
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:26 pm Post subject: You will never be as awesome as this guy

If you took all the awesomeness in the internet, multiplied it by over 9000 and then divided by zero, it would not be as awesome as this guy.

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Sergeant Baker was part of a combined Army and Marine Corps expedition to capture the Mariana Island of Saipan from the Japanese. In the days prior to his final stand, when his squad was pinned down by heavy machine gun fire, Baker grabbed a rocket launcher, ran within 100 yards of the Japanese bunker and turned it into cinder-block dust with one shot.

On the day he died, Baker found himself facing down an INSANE banzai charge of roughly 5,000 Japanese infantrymen flying bayonet-first out of the jungles and screaming, "Long Live the Emperor" Imperial Space Marine-style. Seeing the enemy closing in on three sides, Baker simply cracked his knuckles, swore under his breath and changed a clip into his weapon.

The initial wave left Baker seriously wounded by enemy rifle fire, but he refused to run or back down or show any emotion other than anger. He stood his ground, firing like crazy with any weapons he could get his hands on, sometimes from as close as point-blank range. When he ran out of bullets, he Hulked up (Banner or Hogan, your choice) and beat off the attack with his hands, an admittedly ballsy move that left him even more fucked up.

His weapon was smashed and he was bleeding profusely from a number of gaping wounds when some of his men came up and started carrying him from the battlefield. By this time the perimeter was buckling, the fight was lost and the Americans were falling back to regroup, but Baker didn't give a shit. He knew that dragging his half-dead ass along the ground was only slowing down the withdrawal, so he told his men to prop him up against a tree facing the enemy. He borrowed a Colt 1911, made sure that it had a full eight-round clip and told his men to get the fuck out of there while he bought them some time.

When the final American advance pushed forward and captured Saipan later that same month, they found Sergeant Baker's body propped up against the tree, facing his enemies right where they'd left him. The eight rounds they'd left him with meanwhile, were now in the eight dead Japanese soldiers scattered before him.

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Mi/c/healRein
How do I cheat?

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:28 pm Post subject:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

When your gonna post something atleast analyze it and make it shorter.
Post only the important parts... TLDFR.

happy now fggt?
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Somebody warm me up with their body, preferably MichealRein without pants on.

redslothx
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:31 pm Post subject:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

When your gonna post something atleast analyze it and make it shorter.
Post only the important parts... TLDFR.

u just mad cuz a single guy took down a shit load of your people =/

[SPW]Killamoocow
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:34 pm Post subject:

Riveting Tale Chap. _________________

redslothx
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:34 pm Post subject:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

MichealRein wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

When your gonna post something atleast analyze it and make it shorter.
Post only the important parts... TLDFR.

happy now fggt?

I can't believe I just read this all crap, of course this isn't real, faggpt.
You can't kill anyone by just 1 shot, you mentioned that he has so many gaping wounds therefore he can't aim very well. just like call of duty man, you need to shoot the enemy 2 shots of 3 shots before they die.
This is fiction, i feel sorry for you.

put a bullet through your head and then come back.
Better yet, lets reduce the chances of survival here, put a bullet through your heart.

It's easy to kill in one shot.

Jefre.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:39 pm Post subject:

It'd have been hella awesomererer if he killed 2 with 1 bullet. _________________

Mi/c/healRein
How do I cheat?

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:39 pm Post subject:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

Riley Sloth wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

MichealRein wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

When your gonna post something atleast analyze it and make it shorter.
Post only the important parts... TLDFR.

happy now fggt?

put a bullet through your head and then come back.
Better yet, lets reduce the chances of survival here, put a bullet through your heart.

It's easy to kill in one shot.

just like I said you idiot, he can't aim properly all the time. What? you expect me to believe this fiction story? 8 bullets killed 8 man? oh wait, he must've been using head shot aim bot cheat, Laughing

Thomas A. Baker

Look him up faggot

@Bit Yea, but it's still pretty awesome
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HackOtaku
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:40 pm Post subject:

Not that cool.

Mi/c/healRein
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:41 pm Post subject:

http://www.cracked.com/article/197_the-7-most-badass-last-stands-in-history-battle_p2

Scroll down to #1
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HackOtaku
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:42 pm Post subject:

> Implying that because someone else said so, it must be true. Again, not all that cool.

redslothx
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:48 pm Post subject:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

Riley Sloth wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

MichealRein wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

When your gonna post something atleast analyze it and make it shorter.
Post only the important parts... TLDFR.

happy now fggt?

put a bullet through your head and then come back.
Better yet, lets reduce the chances of survival here, put a bullet through your heart.

It's easy to kill in one shot.

You've never heard of an adrenaline rush?
Its the greatest feeling on earth. The fact that you're facing death plunges you in a state of awareness that few have ever experienced. Everything gets clearer, you hear things that you normally wouldn't, you feel things you've never felt before. You are fully conscious of the slightest sounds and movements around you. Your strength skyrockets, your reflexes are sharpened to their extremes.

whether or not this man existed, what he did is possible given his situation.

Jefre.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:49 pm Post subject:

Riley Sloth wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

Riley Sloth wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

MichealRein wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

When your gonna post something atleast analyze it and make it shorter.
Post only the important parts... TLDFR.

happy now fggt?

put a bullet through your head and then come back.
Better yet, lets reduce the chances of survival here, put a bullet through your heart.

It's easy to kill in one shot.

HE EXISTED, WIKIPEDIA SAYS SO.
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:49 pm Post subject:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

Riley Sloth wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

MichealRein wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

When your gonna post something atleast analyze it and make it shorter.
Post only the important parts... TLDFR.

happy now fggt?

put a bullet through your head and then come back.
Better yet, lets reduce the chances of survival here, put a bullet through your heart.

It's easy to kill in one shot.

I have no idea when you became such a large idiot.
I mean, before, you were an idiot, but a fun and cool one. You were able to hold conversations.

Now you have trouble using thought-processes.

lolhiroshi

Mi/c/healRein
How do I cheat?

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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:50 pm Post subject:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

MichealRein wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

Riley Sloth wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

MichealRein wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

When your gonna post something atleast analyze it and make it shorter.
Post only the important parts... TLDFR.

happy now fggt?

put a bullet through your head and then come back.
Better yet, lets reduce the chances of survival here, put a bullet through your heart.

It's easy to kill in one shot.

Thomas A. Baker

Look him up faggot

@Bit Yea, but it's still pretty awesome

Why would I? how can I be sure that he really did kill all those Japanese all by his self while he was half dead and with only 1 clip 8 rounds? I'm pretty sure his friends or comrades only made that story to make there friend cool, because there friend was like '' leave me behind and give me a pistol and not machine gun!, I'll try to slow them down because I love you all, but if I die, make cool stories about me.'' then his comrades was like '' OH GOD HES SO KEWL! '' so they made stories about him. Surprised

why would he chose a pistol over machine gun? or sub machine gun? he fucking NOOB. the cake is a lie

Wow, you really are retarded
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redslothx
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Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:50 pm Post subject:

[AM]Aname wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

Riley Sloth wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

MichealRein wrote:

~-=Amil`Ghoul=-~ wrote:

When your gonna post something atleast analyze it and make it shorter.
Post only the important parts... TLDFR.

happy now fggt?

put a bullet through your head and then come back.
Better yet, lets reduce the chances of survival here, put a bullet through your heart.

It's easy to kill in one shot.

he's trying to troll on purpose now.

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