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A guy on /b/ explained teh mac vs. pc excellently

 
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:21 pm    Post subject: A guy on /b/ explained teh mac vs. pc excellently Reply with quote


a Mac is like a tricycle: fun for a little bit, extremely safe, easy to ride, but it can only go so fast. you get bored of it pretty quickly.

While a PC is like a Kawasaki Ninja 650--it's fast, it takes time to learn, and if you abuse it, it'll crash--but in the hands of the experienced user, it is a machine of intense power and speed.

what do you fags think?


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Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:32:47 No.174961427

I think you're a newfag who needs to /r/ the actual demotivator. Faggot.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:32:49 No.174961431

>>174961246
I think its copypasta.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:32:56 No.174961455

I support PC, but this is probably the best explanation I've heard so far.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:33:08 No.174961489

I think you're a faggot.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:33:18 No.174961511

WOW. You are original.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:33:21 No.174961527

i work at gamestop. someone came in and asked what games would run on mac.

i just laughed at him. i told him he could prolly find a version of pac-man that would run on mac os

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:34:15 No.174961669

>>174961246
eww, cuntpaste.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:34:31 No.174961712

>>174961527
and world of warcraft. the only game you ever need

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:34:46 No.174961753
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Macs r the best, bcuz they neve crash ive been using the same mac now for 15 years and its still better then windows over 9000

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:35:27 No.174961885

and Linux is the Death Star it pwns everything

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:35:27 No.174961886

>>174961527
do you have battletoads?

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:35:31 No.174961892

unoriginal content is unorginal

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:35:49 No.174961941

the difference in power isn't that drastic, but the point is sound

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:35:56 No.174961966

OP, I would hire the one with the better resume, personality, and ability to answer technical questions related to the job.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:36:11 No.174962008

>>174961712

..... as a pc gamer. i pity you. you will never have the micro that is required in rts. also you will never experience the awesome that is crysis.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:36:20 No.174962027

>>174961246

this isnt copy pasta, but it sucks anyways

MACS RULE AND OWN ALL WINDOWS THATS WHY MACS ARE THE MOST POPULAR PCS ON THE WORLD

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:36:45 No.174962100

Shit, id hire the pc. I have no need for a progam that makes pretty picutres.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:37:30 No.174962213

Kawasaki Ninja's suck balls, they are slow and the break down wayyy too often

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:37:40 No.174962242

I would hire the FUCKING TRICYCLE!
No, not the Mac. The fucking tricycle he rode in on.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:37:43 No.174962254

>>174961753
Enjoy your pictures

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:38:40 No.174962424

>>174962027
obvious troll is obvious

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:39:01 No.174962474
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why the fuck is everything about aesthetic appeal these days? supposedly, Windows is less adept because its a fat guy with glasses, while Mac is better because its' a skinny unemployed iconoclast who majored in women's studies--seriously, society has fucking issues.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:39:10 No.174962492

>>174962027
Oh is that why they are only 4% of the computer market?

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:39:26 No.174962546

For my computing needs, I'd think either a windows pc, mac, or linux system would work fine. The only thing that I actually NEED windows for is playing games. Firefox and open office both have their own respective linux and mac versions.

I'm trying to talk my dad into getting an imac for his next computer so he can stop calling me asking me questions about why shit doesn't work. Supposedly Macs are harder for idiots to screw up, but even if that isn't true and he does fuck it up, when he calls me I'll just tell him I don't know wtf to do to fix it since it's a mac Smile

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:39:48 No.174962605

yeah i work in a music/games/dvd high street store.

ie. sell cool stuff. you need cool people to sell cool stuff. im not going off on no arrogant bullshit. but im the guy on the right, so is eveyrone i work with, and nobody like the guy on the left has ever known anything about cool shit. they come in and ask us what the xbox does and how much it costs for their kids who hate them.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:41:05 No.174962793

You got it backwards, OP.

MACs are way faster than PCs. That's why they are preferred by graphic designers, digital photographers, architects, etc.

If you don't need a ton of super fast processing power, then PCs are OK.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:41:08 No.174962809

the mac ads fucking suck. but you know what? so do the pc ads. all ads suck. every ad I see makes me want to not purchase the product.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:41:22 No.174962851

>>174962605

problem is, that hipster doofus mentality has nothing to do with "cool"--it's a marketing ploy invented by a guy who probably looks more like mr. PC, you moron

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:41:29 No.174962862
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So does that mean this is Linux?

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:41:47 No.174962919

accurate analogy good sir

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:42:22 No.174963020

No you didn't, you sheepishly grinned and said "Oh, well there's the old Halo games, and The Sims also should be compatable..." while inside you said "Hahahaha, what a loser" but didn't have the confidence to take your "Lol mac bashing" instinct you use so much on the internet to real life, so you did what you've always done, go along with what the idiot customer asked and sent him home with a copy of "The Sims 3" deluxe edition while you got a boner by thinking of Justin Long getting lynched.
Then you got home and bragged to /b/ how you "Totally shut down some retard at Gamestop"

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:42:49 No.174963091

>>174961246

can only go so fast?

I have 2 macs, one that keeps up with my PC despite being half the specification, and the other has 8 cores and 12GB RAM

So fuck you and stuff

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:43:02 No.174963123
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>>174962027

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:43:04 No.174963132
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i like MST3K! dont you?

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:43:09 No.174963147

>>174962546
Oh I forgot to add...
WTF MAC ONE BUTTON MOUSE!?!? SERIOUSLY WTF IS THAT HORSESHIT?!?!?!

Seriously, way back years ago I considered getting a mac due to the nice and sleek operating system and user interface. But no right click ability. I right click so god damned much because it's so fucking useful. Why the fuck does Steve Jobs gotta be such a minimalist asshole to not even have 2 buttons on their mouse?

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:43:09 No.174963155
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I hate Apple, but I usually don't care too much about converting people to my OS of choice.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:43:43 No.174963252

>>174963020
That was meant for >>174961527

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:43:54 No.174963274

>>174961886

lol'd

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:44:06 No.174963306

the ninja 650 is a slow v-twin beginner bike, WAY slower than a zx-6r ninja.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:44:31 No.174963372

>>174962793

ANYTHING that has to do with sound editing or software design is done on a PC, PERIOD.

you try running Cubase, FL Studio, or any other plethora of programs on a mac

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:45:01 No.174963467

>>174962793
They're preferred by graphic designers, and digital photographers cause they're fags.
I go to art school and most idiots that own macs I ask "Why did you buy a mac?" and their response is "cause they look sexy" I use a Windows PC for my design and going from mac to windows I find no difference at all.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:45:35 No.174963570

>>174962793

agreed

Macs are for people who need specialist software and reliability, whereas PC's are for people who want a computer they can use for a lot more without shelling out so much.

It really is that simple, as will be agreed by anyone who has relevant experience with both.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:45:41 No.174963593

>>174963147
omfg i so sick of hearing the one button on mouse argument. you can use a mouse with two buttons and it works fine. right click and all.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:45:42 No.174963602
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>>174962605

wtf the fuck are you talking about

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:46:09 No.174963672

>>174961246
well said OP WELL SAID!!!

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:46:44 No.174963779

why is it that my Windows Vista operated machine never fails?

is it because I don't download everything I see like every other user, and don't just open emails by everyone?

screw Macs and their safety features, do you think you'd be able to take over the world with a Mac 0S?

>> tinydumpster 11/14/09(Sat)20:46:54 No.174963797

hire pc man, he looks like a good worker.
mac is cool and all, but thats just it, hes the cool guy, the slacker, i dont want my workers on /b/ jackin off at his desk i want a minion to do whatever i say and help me conqure the world

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:47:01 No.174963819

>>174963147
Im on a mac.
I have an apple mouse.
I can right click.

Heres the Gettysburg Address for some proof.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

what now?

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:47:14 No.174963844

>>174963372

I use logic, I find it much better and my mac is much more stable than any pc ive ever owned

>> futurama140 11/14/09(Sat)20:47:19 No.174963864

i use PC, dual boot windows/linux. argue with that logic macfags. i pwn all.

>> Anonymous 11/14/09(Sat)20:47:52 No.174963967

>>174963372

That's because audio files are not 200 Gigabytes like some graphics files are.

Like I said, if you don't need a ton of super fast processing power, PCs are OK.

I use MACs for graphics stuff, and PCs for about everything else.

But anyone who says PCs are better than MACs because you can play more games on PC is stupid as Hell.

Who the fuck plays games on PC anymore?


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, you're so cool!

You're on 4chan /b/!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

elpacco wrote:
Wow, you're so cool!

You're on 4chan /b/!
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