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[Cryoma]

Where do I get that sig thing with my stats?
Anyway, I played for like an hour or so, and I can see why it's addicting but honestly there wasn't much to it.
1. The winning team is predetermined since one team always has the special nooks to camp out and blow away the oncoming enemies.
2. Achievements make the game easier?
It's practically impossible for me to get a kill with these people that have special items and achievements etc. and I don't want to spend the next week just trying to compete with them.
3. The guns suck horse dick.
Really.
Even with the heavy, it's hard to hit people.
And the pyro isn't even as cheap as everyone says it is.
I can rush a crowd and light them all on fire but if I die first then I don't get any kills, so that's just plain stupid.
The spy is also stupid, he does practically no damage, and the disguises are obvious and can be seen through.
The soldier's rocket launcher is way too slow, if you're outside then it's like dodging a paper airplane, and if you're in a tunnel it's just not effective.
And 4 shots?
What?
The engineer is alright with the building thing, but I've never finished building anything cause it keeps getting destroyed before I can finish.
Scout is pointless unless you can deal concussions which I can't yet.
Demoman seems to be the best class with the remote mines, though if you die then you can't set them off which is stupid.
What else?
Oh, the medic.
Can't even attack worth shit.
Sniper is ok, but you always get taken out by the other sniper, and then it becomes a sniper war.

Oh yeah, someone should gift me gmod.

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Skimmed through the first bit, apparently you don't understand what a balanced game is.
Shut the fuck up and appreciate its perfection.

Upon deeper reading I've concluded that you just plain suck at the game, so play more, get better and quit complaining.

[Cryoma]

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[Cryoma]

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Where do I get that sig thing with my stats?
Google
Anyway, I played for like an hour or so, and I can see why it's addicting but honestly there wasn't much to it.
w/e, don't play then
1. The winning team is predetermined since one team always has the special nooks to camp out and blow away the oncoming enemies.
no.
2. Achievements make the game easier?
not easier, different. still balanced.
It's practically impossible for me to get a kill with these people that have special items and achievements etc. and I don't want to spend the next week just trying to compete with them.
no.
3. The guns suck horse dick.
Really.
Even with the heavy, it's hard to hit people.
It's supposed to be, otherwise it'd be a little overpowered don't you think?
And the pyro isn't even as cheap as everyone says it is.
Who said that?
I can rush a crowd and light them all on fire but if I die first then I don't get any kills, so that's just plain stupid.
WELL DON'T RUN IN LIKE A RETARD?
The spy is also stupid, he does practically no damage, and the disguises are obvious and can be seen through.
Derp, not if you play it well. He has 1 hit kills, do tell how that does no damage.
The soldier's rocket launcher is way too slow, if you're outside then it's like dodging a paper airplane, and if you're in a tunnel it's just not effective.
Then don't shoot across the map.
And 4 shots?
What?
Manage your rockets. Also, reload helps.
The engineer is alright with the building thing, but I've never finished building anything cause it keeps getting destroyed before I can finish.
Don't build too far ahead of backup.
Scout is pointless unless you can deal concussions which I can't yet.
Olawdy, no. Is for killing classes with less health, caping points, finishing off enemies and ambushes. Don't give me that shit.
Demoman seems to be the best class with the remote mines, though if you die then you can't set them off which is stupid.
It also absolutely fucking destroies buildings. And sticky jumps, naturally.
What else?
Oh, the medic.
Can't even attack worth shit.
It's a MEDIC. You heal your team, you should only whip out your shit if every other person is dead around you.
Sniper is ok, but you always get taken out by the other sniper, and then it becomes a sniper war.
True, but if you get taken out scope faster. Find some different spots.

Oh, and right click on one of the generators and get the url.
Hurrrr durrrrrrrrr.

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[Cryoma]

Anyway, I played for like an hour or so, and I can see why it's addicting but honestly there wasn't much to it.
w/e, don't play then
Hah.

1. The winning team is predetermined since one team always has the special nooks to camp out and blow away the oncoming enemies.
no.
Yes.

2. Achievements make the game easier?
not easier, different. still balanced.
Yeah, like having a bat that deals concussions or having larger ammo clips.

It's practically impossible for me to get a kill with these people that have special items and achievements etc. and I don't want to spend the next week just trying to compete with them.
no.
Yes.

3. The guns suck horse dick.
Really.
Even with the heavy, it's hard to hit people.
It's supposed to be, otherwise it'd be a little overpowered don't you think?
It's called heavy, I expect it to be heavy.

And the pyro isn't even as cheap as everyone says it is.
Who said that?
Everyone.

I can rush a crowd and light them all on fire but if I die first then I don't get any kills, so that's just plain stupid.
WELL DON'T RUN IN LIKE A RETARD?
I WAS JUST TRYING OUT ALL MY OPTIONS, DURP.

The spy is also stupid, he does practically no damage, and the disguises are obvious and can be seen through.
Derp, not if you play it well. He has 1 hit kills, do tell how that does no damage.
I've backstabbed countless times but everyone has this anti backstab items.

The soldier's rocket launcher is way too slow, if you're outside then it's like dodging a paper airplane, and if you're in a tunnel it's just not effective.
Then don't shoot across the map.
So I should just stand there and be a coat rack?

And 4 shots?
What?
Manage your rockets. Also, reload helps.
Reload is slow, time = money.

The engineer is alright with the building thing, but I've never finished building anything cause it keeps getting destroyed before I can finish.
Don't build too far ahead of backup.
No, I mean the people on my team are destroying shit.
Might just be the server settings though, so scratch that.

Scout is pointless unless you can deal concussions which I can't yet.
Olawdy, no. Is for killing classes with less health, caping points, finishing off enemies and ambushes. Don't give me that shit.
Shit's true.

Demoman seems to be the best class with the remote mines, though if you die then you can't set them off which is stupid.
It also absolutely fucking destroies buildings. And sticky jumps, naturally.
Destructible environment?
I think not.
And propelling yourself with rockets or stickies is stupid, I'd rather save my health and take the stairs.

What else?
Oh, the medic.
Can't even attack worth shit.
It's a MEDIC. You heal your team, you should only whip out your shit if every other person is dead around you.
INO BUT IT'S BORING TO JUST RUN AROUND YOUR TEAMMATES HOLING DOWN THE MOUSE.

Sniper is ok, but you always get taken out by the other sniper, and then it becomes a sniper war.
True, but if you get taken out scope faster. Find some different spots.
I've only played dustbowl so far and there are no other spots.
It's where you spawn in the trench, makes shit impossible.
You either take out your scope and hope you hit something before you die, or you just die.

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I kill people as medic. Melee them fucks.

[Cryoma]

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[br0l0ck]

unlock huntsman, close range people

rocket and mine jump instead of using teleporters for slower classes and more important ones like medic to get there faster

get closer with solider and when you run low on ammo slowly head backwards to a safe spot

pyro is really overpowered with unlock weapon when they ambush you from behind
youre supposed to get assassits not plain kills when running in crowds

scouts for capturing points and last minute pushing

spies in my opinion are only for backstabbing medics, heavys and snipers without that fucking thing, and for sapping buildings

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