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PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:46 pm    Post subject: French Facts! Reply with quote



They can live off alcohol, cigarettes & coffee.

They end all their questions with "no?" as a way of tricking you into a debate, in which they will then surrender.

They were twice a part of Germany but even the Germans didn't want them.

They hate the Cirque du Soleil because they feel it's too soft, too approachable and not elitist enough.

They invented the letters âàçéèêëîïôùûü, which is actually the French word for sneeze.

They would never eat cake, even if there is no bread or other kind of food.

They won't eat something if it's not alive and covered in blood.

The French have invented many things that prove useful in everyday life. Such inventions include: balloons, the Gay, certain types of toast, Machine gun, The Black Death, cannons, toungue kissing, the internet and the vagina.

They eat Honey-nut French for breakfast.

The French military relies exclusively on foreign mercenaries, but since nobody else in France wants to hire them, they were made into the Foreign Legion and treated like shit.

If it is a car and is French, it will break in an expensive fashion the day after your warranty expires (unless a French teenager has not already set it on fire). Guaranteed, or your money back.

The French believe that johnny Wilkinson must be French because "no Englishman is good at sport", but if you look very closely at the French football team, none of them look French :S

The most spoken language in France is "racaille", this is a language used by only french chavs that hang around in groups and listen to noise they call French rap. racaille is the same as French but with less verbal ability and a very bad case of dyslexia where the french teenagers cannot place ther syllables in the right place in any word. eg: "ziva fils de tepu, jvai zaiber ta meuf nardcon", which translates to "My mum just called me so I'll have to show you that I only have half a brain later... kiss kiss"

French people cannot drive. at all. the only reason why the are never any traffic jams in france is because the majority of French people are permanently pissed out of their brains and don't even know what a car is.

French people don't bathe unless they're so dirty it hurts.

If you cut a frenchman in half, both halves will come after you.

To kill a frenchman, you must use a silver bullet.

French babies are born with tails that are later removed.
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