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SF
I'm a spammer

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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:56 pm Post subject:

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[15:41:43] * compactwater slaps Dark_Byte with a giant DILDO
[15:41:45] <compactwater> Aww crap
[15:41:48] <compactwater> I meant darkex T_T

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Jani
Grandmaster Cheater

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Joined: 29 Dec 2006
Posts: 804

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:56 am Post subject:

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15:04:46 <+Viral> hmm
15:04:52 <+Viral> can someone give me a post code from the uk?
15:04:55 <+Viral> absolutely any
15:05:59 <+Viral> nvm.
15:06:46 <+Viral> arg
15:20:24 <%Jani> Viral: registering to Spotify? :p
15:20:41 <+Viral> lol
15:20:45 <+Viral> ninja skills?
15:20:53 <+Viral> and yeh, just made an account for my mate
15:21:05 <+Viral> just used the postcode that was registered to my acc.
15:21:15 <+Viral> uk is weird, has letters in the postcode
15:21:15 <+Viral> :|
15:22:14 <%Jani> Viral: nah, I just watch what do you do on your comp.. I rooted your box.
15:22:25 <+Viral> oh i see.
15:22:33 <+Viral> ...
15:22:38 <+Viral> you are kidding......... riiiiiiight?
15:22:42 <+Viral> ....
15:23:22 <+Viral> srsly, jani, you best be shitting me?
15:23:58 <%Jani> Viral: :D
15:24:05 <%Jani> heheheh..
15:24:07 <+Viral> DON'T PLAY MINDGAMES YOU FUUCK
15:24:09 <+Viral> and waittttt
15:24:15 <+Viral> good guess lol
15:24:21 <+Viral> but i know you haven't hacked me :|
15:24:28 <%Jani> How do you know that?
15:24:44 <+Viral> well, you haven't have you?
15:24:53 <+Viral> ....i hope
15:24:54 <+Viral> FUCK
15:25:01 <+Viral> :|
15:25:02 <%opcode0x90> lol'd
15:25:11 <%Jani> No, I haven't.. Do pay your bills, etc on the comp
15:25:11 <%opcode0x90> he exploited your serebelum
15:25:14 <+Viral> GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
15:25:25 <+Viral> jani
15:25:27 <%opcode0x90> uh
15:25:27 <+Viral> screenshots
15:25:30 <%opcode0x90> *serebrum
15:25:32 <+Viral> or it didn't happen
15:25:40 <+Viral> and besides
15:25:49 <+Viral> i haven't downloaded anything suspicious
15:25:55 <+Viral> or anything at all really
15:25:57 <%opcode0x90> you dont need to download
15:26:00 <+Viral> ...that i know of
15:26:01 <%opcode0x90> it downloads itself
15:26:07 <+Viral> GODDOMMIT
15:26:23 <%opcode0x90> protips: stop clicking those random link Jani gave you
15:26:32 <+Viral> now you've made me open my anti spyware
15:26:35 <+Viral> and avg.
15:26:35 <+Viral> hoe
15:26:46 <+Viral> what links ._.
15:26:55 <+Viral> now i know you're bullshitting me
15:26:59 <+Viral> ..i hope
15:27:16 <+Viral> HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS SPOTIFY JANI
15:27:17 <+Viral> HOW.
15:27:18 <+Viral> JUST HOW.
15:27:29 <%opcode0x90> knowing Jani, he probably used the latest Unreal rootkit
15:27:40 <+Viral> are you being srs here?
15:28:04 <+Viral> ok, janii
15:28:07 <+Viral> JANIIII
15:28:12 <+Viral> what's my cef password then?
15:28:17 <+Viral> =|
15:28:22 <+Viral> pm me it.
15:28:32 <+Viral> or irc
15:28:33 <+Viral> either
15:28:41 <+Viral> or spotify
15:28:45 <+Viral> ;-;
15:28:48 <+Viral> DON'T NOT REPLY
15:28:56 <+Viral> MINDFUCKRAGE
15:29:21 <+Viral> Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani
Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani Jani
15:29:36 <+Viral> ._.
15:29:44 <+Viral> h8 u all
15:29:53 <+Viral> *raeg*
15:33:17 <%Jani> Viral: http://i42.tinypic.com/2vt1aar.jpg
15:33:33 <%Jani> I can imagine his heart going crazy opening the image :P
15:33:41 <+Viral> HOLY FUCKING SHIT
15:33:42 <+Viral> WHAT THE FUCK
15:33:48 <+Viral> JANI
15:33:50 <+Viral> YOU FUCK
15:33:56 <+Viral> WHEN THE FUCK
15:33:56 < Butters> ?
15:34:00 <+Viral> JUST FUCKING WHAT
15:34:19 < Irwin> who's jani hacking this time?
15:34:29 <+Viral> ;-;
15:34:45 <%opcode0x90> naugthy Jani
15:34:57 <+Viral> seriously
15:35:01 <+Viral> has he got my passwords
15:35:02 <+Viral> or what
15:35:03 <+Viral> >_>
15:35:04 <+Viral> ;-;
15:35:05 <+Viral> STOP IT
15:35:06 <+Viral> FUCK
15:35:06 <+Viral> YOU
15:35:08 <+Viral> IN THE EYE
15:35:15 < Irwin> Viral: if you're his target, he's hacking you
15:35:20 <+Viral> well, nice try anyway.
15:35:21 <%opcode0x90> nice desktop there, Viral
15:35:24 < Irwin> when he hacked me, he got my MSN & my router passwords
15:35:26 <+Viral> it's a shame he posted that screenshot
15:35:34 <+Viral> my desktop now looks like this
15:35:34 <+Viral> http://up2share.com/file/s70gyzpn1_Untitled-1%20copy.PNG
15:35:35 <+Viral> :|
15:35:37 <%Jani> Viral: couldn't get the other :(
15:35:46 <%Jani> Oh, right, the 1up!
15:35:52 <+Viral> you had me going meng
15:35:52 <+Viral> fuck
15:35:54 <+Viral> was like
15:35:54 <%Jani> Blah, I had that one
15:35:56 <+Viral> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
15:36:00 <+Viral> that one what?
15:36:06 <%Jani> I should've remembered this
15:36:13 <%opcode0x90> oshi mario
15:36:20 <+Viral> it's my 1up vector
15:36:23 <+Viral> pretty snazzy eh
15:36:28 <+Viral> and Jani
15:36:32 <+Viral> please never hack me <3
15:37:05 <+Viral> but seriously jani
15:37:10 <+Viral> how'd you know it was spotify
15:37:15 <%Jani> http://up2share.com/file/xwj87fbkn_Untitled-1%20copy.png
15:37:16 <+Viral> random guess?
15:37:33 <+Viral> GJ champ
15:37:37 <%Jani> Eh, totally the same pic I found from the logs
15:37:39 <+Viral> i posted that yesterday or somehting?
15:37:53 <+Viral> :|
15:37:57 <+Viral> i'm scared of jani
15:37:57 <%Jani> Viral: it was oblivious that you were registering to spotify
15:37:59 <%Jani> Viral: yeah.
15:38:03 <+Viral> HAO2BLOCKALLCOmmUNICATION

sponge cake recipe
Grandmaster Cheater Supreme

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Joined: 24 Sep 2007
Posts: 1635

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:57 am Post subject:

;-;

I'm easily trolled.

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22:05.16       Irwin: Viral: if you're his target, he's hacking you
22:05.20       +Viral: well, nice try anyway.
22:05.22       %opcode0x90: nice desktop there, Viral
22:05.25       Irwin: when he hacked me, he got my MSN & my router passwords

Lyfa
The Lonely Man

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Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Posts: 743

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:44 am Post subject:

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<%compactwater> !k Benji I TROLL YOU, TOO. THIS IS A TROLL AHHAHAHAHHA
<%compactwater> See? No kick.
<Benji> wat
*** compactwater kicked Benji from the channel: I'm a liar.
*** Benji has joined #cef

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Dracolich IV
Grandmaster Cheater Supreme

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Joined: 25 Nov 2008
Posts: 1018
Location: RIN FTW

Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:56 am Post subject:

Code:

<prototype> is that a chicken
<ledgendary samurai> no i thought it was your mom
<prototype> whats wrong with your mom
<ledgendary samurai> MARSHMELLOW MONGER
<prototype> O_o

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Cheat Engine User
Something epic

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Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2071

Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:24 am Post subject:

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<Viral> a thought occours
<Viral> if i get enough mods
<Viral> to say to db make viral's title internet badass
<Viral> ..he'll probably ignore it :<

Monkeys
I post too much

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Posts: 2411

Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:48 am Post subject:

Not really a quote, just a funny snapshot :3
Bandwagon in IRC.
Opcodes are:
opcode0x90
Dark_Byte
Holland
Noz3001
Monkeys

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Lyfa
The Lonely Man

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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:38 pm Post subject:

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* ~Dark_Byte is watching dora the explorer

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compactwater
I post too much

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Posts: 3923

Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:09 pm Post subject:

Backstory:

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[01:13] <nottalix> Anyone good at math want to answer a question for me? Regards programming.
[01:13] <nottalix> TarPos = Tar:pos()+vec(Tar:radius()*sin(curtime()*50)*0.5, Tar:radius()*cos(curtime()*50)*0.5, (Tar:radius()*cos(curtime()*10)*1.2)+Tar:height()+60)
[01:13] <nottalix> What the <censored> does that mean.
[01:13] * nottalix was kicked by ZOMGh4x (Watch your language!)
[01:13] * SecretSquirrel ([email protected]) has joined #cef
[01:13] * nottalix ([email protected]) has joined #cef
[01:13] <nottalix> I can't say the f word?
[01:14] <%compactwater> Oh gosh, Talix, what did you do? Why is SS in here again?
[01:14] <%compactwater> nottalix highlight.
[01:14] <nottalix> SS?
[01:14] <SecretSquirrel> me.
[01:14] <nottalix> OH <censored> ANOTHER IRCOP
[01:14] * ZOMGh4x sets mode: +b *!*@P2PNET-C8D4BD84.tampabay.res.rr.com
[01:14] * nottalix was kicked by ZOMGh4x (Watch your language!)
[01:14] <%compactwater> ...
[01:14] * compactwater sets mode: -b *!*@P2PNET-C8D4BD84.tampabay.res.rr.com
[01:14] <SecretSquirrel> lol.
[01:14] <%compactwater> He does that alot.
[01:15] <SecretSquirrel> ircop is a kickable offense?
[01:15] <SecretSquirrel> or <censored>?
[01:15] * SecretSquirrel was kicked by ZOMGh4x (Watch your language!)
[01:15] * SecretSquirrel ([email protected]) has joined #cef
[01:15] <%compactwater> Yeah.
[01:15] <SecretSquirrel> hah.
[01:15] <%compactwater> So, what brings you to #cef today?
[01:15] <SecretSquirrel> does it show up as <censored>?
[01:15] * ZOMGh4x sets mode: +b *!*@m.not.a.squirrel
[01:15] * SecretSquirrel was kicked by ZOMGh4x (Watch your language!)
[01:15] * SecretSquirrel ([email protected]) has joined #cef
[01:15] <SecretSquirrel> cute.
[01:16] <%compactwater> Yes, it's censored.
[01:16] * OperServ sets mode: -b *!*@m.not.a.squirrel
[01:16] <SecretSquirrel> the other word is a kickable one then?
[01:16] <SecretSquirrel> that's cute....
[01:16] <%compactwater> IRCOP is not kicking.
[01:16] <SecretSquirrel> no, the one that starts with a c is
[01:17] <SecretSquirrel> and no, nottalix didn't get me in here, i was wondering who clone is
clone No such nick/channel
clone End of /WHOIS list.
-
[01:17] <%compactwater> Not in here right now
[01:18] <SecretSquirrel> obviously
[01:18] <SecretSquirrel> no worries
[01:18] <SecretSquirrel> take it easy
[01:18] <%compactwater> Well, he's a user at CEF
[01:18] * SecretSquirrel ([email protected]) has left #cef (Leaving)

Talix going insane:

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[01:19] <compactwater> You aren't banned.
[01:20] <compactwater> Also, SS wasn't in there because of you.
[01:20] <nottalix> YES
[01:20] <nottalix> HE
[01:20] <nottalix> IS
[01:20] <nottalix> WAS
[01:20] <nottalix> HNNNNG
[01:20] <compactwater> Uhm... why, them?
[01:20] <compactwater> then*
[01:20] <nottalix> THEY'RE OUT TO KILL ME
[01:20] <compactwater> He said it was clone.
[01:20] <nottalix> ALL OF THEM
[01:20] <compactwater> !kill nottalix
[01:20] <compactwater> Boom.
[01:21] <compactwater> I don't think he'd kill you without good reason (eg. being annoying)
[01:21] <compactwater> Oh wait...
[01:22] <compactwater> *ahem* Anyway, SS left the channel.
[01:22] <compactwater> And I'm going to ssleep now.
[01:22] <compactwater> Don't let the bed bugss bite.
[01:22] <compactwater> And all that sstuff.
[01:22] <nottalix> OH GOD
[01:22] <nottalix> YOU'RE SENDING ME A MESSAGE
[01:23] <nottalix> OHHH GOD
[01:23] <nottalix> A SECRET MESSAGE
[01:23] <nottalix> SSECRET
[01:23] <nottalix> IEEEE
[01:24] <compactwater^s> Anyway, off to ssleep. Gute Nacht~
[01:24] <nottalix> EIIII
[01:24] <nottalix> IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYEEEEE

Monkeys
I post too much

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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:11 am Post subject:

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<Dark_Byte> guys, I need a better name for this: http://ce.colddot.nl/browser/Cheat%20Engine/doc/cloaked.png?rev=211 Something that's not as lome but describes that it does
<Dark_Byte> lome=lame
<Dark_Byte> *that=what (I can't write which I why I usually don't do docs)
<EgarNinel> is*
* Dark_Byte tries not to kick EgarNinel in the nuts
<EgarNinel> :3

Cheat Engine User
Something epic

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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 10:01 am Post subject:

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<Viral-[Afk]> lmao
<Viral-[Afk]> I just got up.
<Viral-[Afk]> and was like
<Viral-[Afk]> Why the fuck is it so dark 'round here.
<Viral-[Afk]> Turns out it's only 1am. ;-;
<Holland> lol
<Holland> wat
<Viral-[Afk]> So... hmmm.... I either slept for two hours or 26 hours.

Monkeys
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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:16 pm Post subject:

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<Monkeys> !seen compactwater
<Safko> Monkeys, compactwater ([email protected]) last seen was quitting at 19:34:48 (02/09/2009)(GMT+1) from #cef stating: "Ping timeout"
-LogWhore- Monkeys, compactwater quitted with the message Ping timeout 2hrs 21mins 4secs ago.
<Safko> who dat
<Rawss> RS
<Safko> Monkeys, compactwater ([email protected]) last seen was
<Safko> good english
<Safko> oh fuck it was one of my scripts
<Safko> ....

Noz3001
I'm a spammer

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Posts: 6220
Location: /dev/null

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:07 pm Post subject:

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<~compactwater> Males do lactate, just not very often, and usually not by choice.
* ~IceCold pinches compactwater's nipple
* ~compactwater squirts at IceCold
<~IceCold> Ahhh! It's in my eye!!!
<~compactwater> Hehehe

Monkeys
I post too much

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Joined: 20 Jul 2006
Posts: 2411

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:49 pm Post subject:

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<Monkeys> You can F3ar
<Monkeys> seeing as I can.
<F3ar> Then how?
<Monkeys> Why the fuck would I tell a newbie?
<F3ar> Because you can and you'd be thanked
<Monkeys> Oh wow
<Monkeys> a thanks coming from you
<Monkeys> I'd be like, SO HONERED AND SPESHIAL
<F3ar> And Maybe CrisNMP
<F3ar> So do tell
<Monkeys> And why the fuck would I need thanks?
<Monkeys> Give me something of equal value in return, or no deal.
<F3ar> Just tell me pl0x
* ZOMGh4x has kicked F3ar from #cef (Watch your language!)
* F3ar ([email protected]) has joined #cef
* LogWhore gives channel half-operator status to F3ar
<F3ar> What would you want that I have?
<F3ar> Monkeys : Do tell
* You are now known as ejewplox
<ejewplox> There is no Monkeys here.
<F3ar> ejewplox : Do tell
* ZOMGh4x sets ban on *!*@P2PNET-4DDFDA8F.hsd1.pa.comcast.net
* ZOMGh4x has kicked F3ar from #cef (Watch your language!)
<ejewplox> So fucking easy.
* You are now known as Monkeys

Can you tell that I don't like him?

sponge cake recipe
Grandmaster Cheater Supreme

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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:35 pm Post subject:

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Viral-[Afk]: there's a new reastaurant / café thingo down the road
Viral-[Afk]: called prego
Viral-[Afk]: ._.
ASN3S: LOL
HackOtaku: LOL
ASN3S: That's so win
ASN3S: Is there a grocery store called Abortion right beside it?

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