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Aniblaze
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It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong.
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:45 am Post subject: |
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| he cant exist, no rule 34
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Steve03416634
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:48 am Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
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this story is surprisingly realistic except for the part of 1000 degrees below zero
because that is impossible
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Monkeys
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:50 am Post subject: |
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This reminds me of those idiotic T-shirts:
Body of a God
shame it's Buddha
Buddha is human, mofo.
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Aniblaze
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:50 am Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| Red Sam Cook wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong. |
this story is surprisingly realistic except for the part of 1000 degrees below zero
because that is impossible |
You must be unaware of the fact that it was god and his omnipotent buddies... from space. It's impossible to us!
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Steve03416634
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:54 am Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| Augustine wrote: | | Red Sam Cook wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong. |
this story is surprisingly realistic except for the part of 1000 degrees below zero
because that is impossible |
You must be unaware of the fact that it was god and his omnipotent buddies... from space. It's impossible to us! |
no
| Wiki wrote: | | A related term is thermal energy, loosely defined as the energy of a body that increases with its temperature. Heat is also loosely referred to as thermal energy, although many definitions require this thermal energy to actually be in the process of movement between one body and another to be technically called heat (otherwise, many sources prefer to continue to refer to the static quantity as "thermal energy"). Heat is also known as "Energy". |
If particles are in perfect stop, like, not moving, colliding w/e AT ALL, the tempature would be −273.15°, which is the absolute zero
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero
unless you find something slower than not moving, you can't get below that
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SuperMassiveBlackHole
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:56 am Post subject: |
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| This was before God invented the laws of physics I presume?
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Aniblaze
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:56 am Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| Red Sam Cook wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | | Red Sam Cook wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong. |
this story is surprisingly realistic except for the part of 1000 degrees below zero
because that is impossible |
You must be unaware of the fact that it was god and his omnipotent buddies... from space. It's impossible to us! |
no
| Wiki wrote: | | A related term is thermal energy, loosely defined as the energy of a body that increases with its temperature. Heat is also loosely referred to as thermal energy, although many definitions require this thermal energy to actually be in the process of movement between one body and another to be technically called heat (otherwise, many sources prefer to continue to refer to the static quantity as "thermal energy"). Heat is also known as "Energy". |
If particles are in perfect stop, like, not moving, colliding w/e AT ALL, the tempature would be −273.15°, which is the absolute zero
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero
unless you find something slower than not moving, you can't get below that |
YOU LIE, GOD IS AL-FUCKING-MIGHTY.
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........ SAVE ME JEBUS!
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:57 am Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| Red Sam Cook wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | | Red Sam Cook wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong. |
this story is surprisingly realistic except for the part of 1000 degrees below zero
because that is impossible |
You must be unaware of the fact that it was god and his omnipotent buddies... from space. It's impossible to us! |
no
| Wiki wrote: | | A related term is thermal energy, loosely defined as the energy of a body that increases with its temperature. Heat is also loosely referred to as thermal energy, although many definitions require this thermal energy to actually be in the process of movement between one body and another to be technically called heat (otherwise, many sources prefer to continue to refer to the static quantity as "thermal energy"). Heat is also known as "Energy". |
If particles are in perfect stop, like, not moving, colliding w/e AT ALL, the tempature would be −273.15°, which is the absolute zero
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero
unless you find something slower than not moving, you can't get below that |
HOW ABOUT MOVING BACKWARDS? LOLOL
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[Crap] Autizboyz
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:16 pm Post subject: |
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wow lot of ppl dont beilive god , but who care bout that god gave us a choice want to beilive him or not
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:17 pm Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| [SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | | Red Sam Cook wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | | Red Sam Cook wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong. |
this story is surprisingly realistic except for the part of 1000 degrees below zero
because that is impossible |
You must be unaware of the fact that it was god and his omnipotent buddies... from space. It's impossible to us! |
no
| Wiki wrote: | | A related term is thermal energy, loosely defined as the energy of a body that increases with its temperature. Heat is also loosely referred to as thermal energy, although many definitions require this thermal energy to actually be in the process of movement between one body and another to be technically called heat (otherwise, many sources prefer to continue to refer to the static quantity as "thermal energy"). Heat is also known as "Energy". |
If particles are in perfect stop, like, not moving, colliding w/e AT ALL, the tempature would be −273.15°, which is the absolute zero
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_zero
unless you find something slower than not moving, you can't get below that |
HOW ABOUT MOVING BACKWARDS? LOLOL |
that would be moving forwards in a different direction
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:20 pm Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong. |
oh no we were created by a giant flaming moon stone which just came out from NOWHERE
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:21 pm Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| Kaotic wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong. |
oh no we were created by a giant flaming moon stone which just came out from NOWHERE |
oh no we are created from a wizard that sits ontop of the earth in a throne that came out of NOWHERE
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:22 pm Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| [SFP]Brolock wrote: | | Kaotic wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong. |
oh no we were created by a giant flaming moon stone which just came out from NOWHERE |
oh no we are created from a wizard that sits ontop of the earth in a throne that came out of NOWHERE |
that makes more sense than creation by rock
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:24 pm Post subject: Re: Why all this talk about god? |
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| Kaotic wrote: | | [SFP]Brolock wrote: | | Kaotic wrote: | | Augustine wrote: | It's pretty obvious he existed. He created our world with some space-clay he won in a barfight against buddha. He then proceeded to mold and bake our world in seven days; two days to mold, five days to bake. After which he borrowed some ice from Shiva, goddess of ice (from Final Fantasy, true story). But since Shivas ice was like ~1000 degrees below zero (bitch was frigid), he proceeded to ask Zeus to help him out by using his awe-inspiring lightning to cool shit down. What happened next is pretty obvious.
Prove me wrong. |
oh no we were created by a giant flaming moon stone which just came out from NOWHERE |
oh no we are created from a wizard that sits ontop of the earth in a throne that came out of NOWHERE |
that makes more sense than creation by rock |
who said we were created by a rock? pretty sure we said we came from cells
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