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Moments · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:04 pm Post subject: Back to school.

I'd post this in GD but ... lul.

I'm going back to school in a few days and have a srs problem. Getting a girlfriend. I don't considor myself very hot :3. I had a girlfriend last year, but I told her 'gtfo' because I just ... didn't like her? Not quite, but, guh.

Tips2getGURL?

Saltine · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:05 pm Post subject:

Don't say gtfo.

Anonymous. · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:05 pm Post subject:

be sweet

Moments · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:05 pm Post subject:

I didn't, gb2rl I hope no one here says it in person.

HackOtaku · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:07 pm Post subject:

Inb4veryoverlyuseclicheline

Be yourself.

Generally just finding someone you like and talking to them, even if they're taken. They'll naturally start to develop feelings for you if your personalities click. Otherwise, there will be no connection made. Just figure out the person that you're into and just feels right, comfortable to be around, and let things go from there. Even if they're currently taken, you'd be surprised at how fickle one's heart can be.

Inaftersrsadvice.

Leader of the Revolution · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:10 pm Post subject:

LOL i know whatcha mean bro, also what grade are you in? im in 10th and i havnt had a girlfriend, as you can see from my sushi pics im fat, but im a sweet guy, eh that doesnt really count for shit until later xD, but believe me you will get a VERY strong wanting for a girlfriend soon, dont notice it, it will go away and come back often, just wait for the right girl, this is REALLY ironic coming from a guy that hasnt had a girlfriend LOL, relationships dont mean anything when your a teen

Moments · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:10 pm Post subject:

Arutha · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:11 pm Post subject:

he huh...why you so want a girlfriend?? You can live without..if you depend of girl..go see a doctor.

Hitman · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:12 pm Post subject:

Top 23 from the top of my head

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for ~Censored~.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words '~censored~ you, ' and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop ~censored~ about the cold right now, you're going to be ~censored~ about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get

Leader of the Revolution · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject:

copy pasta Neutral

Arutha · Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject: